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TheIllestVillain posted:confiscated his family's scary looking ornamental sword because somebody somewhere said something about a beheading Plastic sword.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 04:00 |
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Zenithe posted:Plastic sword. Plastic is pretty scary due to it's non-biodegradable status from an environmental perspective
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 04:03 |
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Good thing the cops have all their metadata, who knows what could have happened otherwise?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 04:06 |
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QUACKTASTIC posted:I assume it's a backhaul issue. Was ok for the first week of Netflix, but now I'm getting dial-up speeds during typical peak hours. My family hit a usage limit we've never hit before, but it might have been a combination of Netflix and me getting a new gaming PC that needed games. Today we're hitting unchartably low speeds (as in, a speedtest I'm trying to use won't even connect) for no clear reason, though. We're not downloading anything big or using Netflix, it's just poo poo for some reason.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 04:12 |
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It's Saturday morning and everyone is hammering Netflix
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 04:19 |
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i can't believe they confiscated a plastic sword. every couple of months i'm reminded of this and my mind boggles
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 04:33 |
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*grizzled senior federal police officer looking over a plastic sword* this.... this is absolutely hosed. sharia law *shakes head*
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 04:34 |
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*votes 1 jacqui lambie network*
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 04:35 |
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Was there a TPP thread floating around somewhere?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 04:45 |
Holy poo poo, I've looked at the business card Rod Harding handed me and it has this: He looks like some action hero, a sheen of sweat, a stern expression. He looks like Michael Westen about to put on some sunglasses and have the bridge behind him explode.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 04:57 |
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In all my thirty years on the force I never had to deal with this kind of hardware. *holds Marvel Avengers Hulk Smash Fists in pastic baggie* One week from retirement and I had to land th' mother of all cases *shakes baggie* Then it hit me, all the pieces came together - the Muslims' secret... They're always angry... *stuffs Marvel Avengers Hulk Smash Fists into coat pocket* It's gonna be a long night.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 05:02 |
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Rod Harding is my CATTASTIC fucked around with this message at 05:08 on Apr 18, 2015 |
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Kommando posted:Holy poo poo, I've looked at the business card Rod Harding handed me and it has this:
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 05:29 |
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Pred1ct posted:Jesus christ, teaching women how to deal with 'risky situations'. I assume it involves teaching MMA moves and how to take down attackers Bourne Identity style because you wouldn't be blaming women for walking on the street right? This could actually be a good thing, if only it weren't painfully obvious that their rape classes were really going to be "blame women" classes. Any class teaching women about how to watch out for rape should start with big letter up on a screen saying: Rape is never your fault. Then: Nothing you did, said, wore or went in any way justifies rape. Of course, what will really happen is "You had a few drinks and wore a dress which showed them shameful titties, therefore you have no one to blame but yourself."
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 06:32 |
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It's going to be a girls etiquette class run by a convicted rapist
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 07:14 |
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Can I reprint this as a business card and hand it back to him?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 08:14 |
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Do it.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 08:20 |
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End... who?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 08:47 |
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End Labor Waste.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 09:18 |
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stop the boats
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 09:21 |
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Jumpingmanjim posted:stop the boats stop. them. boats.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 10:20 |
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Sludge Tank posted:Irrelevant post warning Whats happening here? Why are the cops dragging off a little girl?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 10:20 |
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It was ages ago during protests agains education cuts
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 10:39 |
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duck monster posted:Whats happening here? Why are the cops dragging off a little girl? it was from an old bust the budget rally.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 10:39 |
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duck monster posted:Whats happening here? Why are the cops dragging off a little girl? Some student protest a year or so ago. I can't remember, and the guy who took this photo doesn't remember either. What I found more disturbing was he quite happily said in no uncertain terms that he was fine with his photography being whored out to suit an agenda even if he didn't agree with their ethics, because it bought his house and his car.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 10:40 |
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I would be so loving stoked if that was my kid. If the police were my kids on the other hand, what a disgrace.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 10:41 |
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It wasn't just the herald sun either, noted dullard Annabel Crabb wrote this:quote:Are student protests outdated in our era of communication?
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 10:41 |
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There is no longer any need for protests, what with all the silicon chips and such
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 10:42 |
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It takes a special type of poo poo to look at protesters and go "god, haven't these people heard of slacktivism???"
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 10:43 |
Why would you go to a protest when there's nothing to protest and everything's fine, just fine, never been better, return to your homes and loved ones.
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 10:48 |
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Amethyst posted:It wasn't just the herald sun either, noted dullard Annabel Crabb wrote this: I'm not afraid to admit I find rally chants really loving annoying and an eternal source of crowd-awkward when it starts to fizzle out or some neckbeard tries to start a new one. Just all out carnage m8 grab a chair and start swingin no need for lame chants
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 10:50 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipavtjP1Y8c
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 10:53 |
Is there some alien controlling this all that literally feeds on human misery. Can the earth really be this poo poo
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 10:59 |
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Amethyst posted:There is no longer any need for protests, what with all the silicon chips and such didnt she do some celeb cooking show/ interview show? i dont remember. anyway shes a pair of designer frames nothing more. may death visit her soon
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 10:59 |
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Amethyst posted:It wasn't just the herald sun either, noted dullard Annabel Crabb wrote this:
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Doctor Spaceman posted:From memory Crabb later said she kinda regretted writing that article. but she wrote it in the first place which proves shes a fucken idiot
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Sulla-Marius 88 posted:Is there some alien controlling this all that literally feeds on human misery. Can the earth really be this poo poo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQPlUYdC3sI
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 11:06 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IOIhTgodv0&feature=youtu.be&t=41s
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# ? Apr 18, 2015 11:13 |
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a prescient comment.
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Noicetradamus
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