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yeah, i'll just eat a chunk of flesh instead of a frozen pizza full of vegetables and dairy, and designed by flavor scientists specifically to give me my full $5 of titillation. yeah, i'll do that.
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:for most of my life i thought that me grilling was just a baseline thing, like i nominally know how to take hunks of meat and place them over a flame until they are safe to consume and reasonably tasty, sure, thats a skill of some kind Microwave generation bro. Its a drat shame. Kids these days. 
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you use this emote all the time and it seems defensive. we all make declarative statements here, it's fine.
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Next up, master your crock pot skills. Put some chicken breasts in it with a jar of salsa, then let it cook for the day while you're at work. Don't forget to post results in Goons With Spoons' "what did you cook today?" Thread.
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its most bizarre when im cooking for a bunch of people and then my dad shows up to the party and hes like "poo poo son you are fuckin this up big time, sausages should be at 134 degrees not 140, and these steaks need to have been turned to make gridmarks you noob, why the gently caress isnt your onion cut right" while everyone else thinks im a goddamn iron chef because i can heat up a piece of meat until the parasites are dead
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:for most of my life i thought that me grilling was just a baseline thing, like i nominally know how to take hunks of meat and place them over a flame until they are safe to consume and reasonably tasty, sure, thats a skill of some kind, kind of on par with being able to do your own dishes or wash your own clothes Had a person ask me if I used a microwave to make Mac-N-Cheese. SMH
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May 6, 2015 05:02
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Crock pot, stainless steel pans, stainless tongs, two good knives, and an IR thermometer have totally changed how I cook. Its like im in a lab now. Its super cool.
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May 6, 2015 05:04
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VendaGoat posted:Had a person ask me if I used a microwave to make Mac-N-Cheese. SMH someone older than me asked me how long to microwave mashed potatoes to get them right ugh its basically psyopmonkey posted:Microwave generation bro. except psyop meant it ironically to make fun of me but in my opinion it is a literal fact e: but its not a generation its just everyone. humans are lazy fucks
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May 6, 2015 05:04
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VendaGoat posted:Had a person ask me if I used a microwave to make Mac-N-Cheese. SMH Dont talk to that person. Thats a bad person.
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:someone older than me asked me how long to microwave mashed potatoes to get them right ugh its basically 
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May 6, 2015 05:05
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psyopmonkey posted:I want a blow torch. They cost like $25 at home depot. That's not an insurmountable cost barrier.
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May 6, 2015 05:05
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yeah exactly
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:someone older than me asked me how long to microwave mashed potatoes to get them right ugh its basically  Oh good god. I don't make mashed potatoes because I don't have one of those kitchen made mixer jobs. Those friggen make some creamy potatoes. Instead I make baked Sweet Potatoes or Yams with butter and cinnamon. Never had a complaint.
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May 6, 2015 05:07
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Hobohemian posted:They cost like $25 at home depot. That's not an insurmountable cost barrier. I know, but ive been buying lab glass lately. Petri dishes, test tubes, graham condensers, and all sorts of magical crap.
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May 6, 2015 05:07
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VendaGoat posted:
You dont know about ricers? poo poo son, get with it.
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psyopmonkey posted:I know, but ive been buying lab glass lately. look psyop i dont like you particularly much for plenty of reasons but i will give you some advice, i have not known a single person who started buying lab glass who didnt end up in trouble sometimes it was trouble with the law, sometimes it was trouble with missing limbs, sometimes it was trouble with foreign drug cartels but its always trouble its in double digits now
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May 6, 2015 05:09
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psyopmonkey posted:I know, but ive been buying lab glass lately. you're loving unbearable
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psyopmonkey posted:You dont know about ricers? I cook for myself. When I've had a girl, they can either follow directions (at best) or make reservations (at worst). It's just me here, I keep it simple, to my tastes and delicious. Whipped potatoes, meh. Give me a spud dressed right, along side a rare steak, with a good pinot noir and I'm a happy guy.
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VendaGoat posted:I cook for myself. When I've had a girl, they can either follow directions (at best) or make reservations (at worst). you're an idiot rear end in a top hat
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May 6, 2015 05:10
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making creamy potatoes is a matter of getting the milk/potato/butter ratio right after boiling but not over boiling the potatoes it's super fuckin' easy, the pain in the rear end part is there's so many loving steps to prepping mashed potatoes. Hand peeling and hand cutting potatoes for 2, 3, 4 people and making extra for the assholes who pile it on their plate. you will spend more effort getting that poo poo ready than you will on the entire rest of the meal. So never make your own. buy instant potatoes and be done with it.
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May 6, 2015 05:11
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VendaGoat posted:I cook for myself. When I've had a girl, they can either follow directions (at best) or make reservations (at worst). lol u dont have a girlfriend or wife
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VendaGoat posted:I cook for myself. When I've had a girl, they can either follow directions (at best) or make reservations (at worst). Thats cool, but I was talking about mashed potatoes. And, Ive found that the best mashed potatoes come out of a ricer. Ricers are cool and good.
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hemophilia posted:making creamy potatoes is a matter of getting the milk/potato/butter ratio right it's super fuckin' easy, the pain in the rear end part is there's so many loving steps to prepping mashed potatoes. Hand peeling and hand cutting potatoes for 2, 3, 4 people and making extra for the assholes who pile it on their plate. you will spend more effort getting that poo poo ready than you will on the entire rest of the meal. oh my god wtf peeling potatoes that you use for mashing is this a loving joke i will ruin your holes in a violent and sexual manner
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hemophilia posted:making creamy potatoes is a matter of getting the milk/potato/butter ratio right after boiling but not over boiling the potatoes it's super fuckin' easy, the pain in the rear end part is there's so many loving steps to prepping mashed potatoes. Hand peeling and hand cutting potatoes for 2, 3, 4 people and making extra for the assholes who pile it on their plate. you will spend more effort getting that poo poo ready than you will on the entire rest of the meal. Dis guy gets it. Cursed Lumberjack posted:lol u dont have a girlfriend or wife Gonna take a page from the Psy here. Ruuuuuuuude.
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May 6, 2015 05:12
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hemophilia posted:making creamy potatoes is a matter of getting the milk/potato/butter ratio right it's super fuckin' easy, the pain in the rear end part is there's so many loving steps to prepping mashed potatoes. Hand peeling and hand cutting potatoes for 2, 3, 4 people and making extra for the assholes who pile it on their plate. you will spend more effort getting that poo poo ready than you will on the entire rest of the meal. You must peel potatoes slow as gently caress because it takes almost no effort to dice potatoes into cubes and boil them.
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VendaGoat posted:Dis guy gets it. sorry man im not trying to be mean i just find it funny that you cant find a life partner is all, you gotta admit its pretty hilarious!
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hemophilia posted:So never make your own. buy instant potatoes and be done with it. lol youre a dumb rear end in a top hat, instant potatoes are awful
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Hobohemian posted:You must peel potatoes slow as gently caress because it takes almost no effort to dice potatoes into cubes and boil them. I cut mine into thin slices before I boil them. It cuts cooking time down. gently caress peeling potatoes, what is this kindergarten?
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psyopmonkey posted:And, Ive found that the best mashed potatoes come out of a ricer. are you loving stupid
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May 6, 2015 05:15
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you loving mongoloids the skin is good for you what the loving poo poo
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SmokaDustbowl posted:are you loving stupid Uh no, im correct and smart.
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I raid my neighbors potato field in the night and eat them spuds raw. I carry butter packets in my pockets for extra flavor
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:sorry man im not trying to be mean i just find it funny that you cant find a life partner is all, you gotta admit its pretty hilarious! Yup. I suck. I drat well know how to cook a loving steak though.
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Darf posted:I raid my neighbors potato field in the night and eat them spuds raw. I carry butter packets in my pockets for extra flavor POTATO THIEF!!!!11!!! Oh wow...  http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c5f_1309711220
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psyopmonkey posted:POTATO THIEF!!!!11!!! loving Micks
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psyopmonkey posted:Uh no, im correct and smart. lucky the only thing that's gunna eat your food are your cats
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World star.
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VendaGoat posted:Yup. I suck. well congrats you are where i was in life when i was 12 years old
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:well congrats you are where i was in life when i was 12 years old How is it being 14 years old?
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VendaGoat posted:How is it being 14 years old? Itchy.
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