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You could be making money here, OP, if you play your cards right.
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# ? May 8, 2015 23:16 |
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spaghetti squash durian basket of blueberries
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# ? May 8, 2015 23:25 |
op how big is your dick compared to a dollar bill? if your boners are over half the size of a dollar bill your dick size is fine
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# ? May 8, 2015 23:31 |
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look at porn.
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# ? May 8, 2015 23:34 |
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Try two tablespoons of mandingo semen with breakfast and another before bed. Mix it into a vanilla or grape smoothie to hide the flavor. If mandingos are rare in your area, you could either post an ad on Craigslist for fresh mandingo semen and just be sure to include "no homo" or "no gay stuff" in the title or just have your wife/gf tie off and save the xxxl condoms from her lunchtime mandingo rendezvous. Kirk Vikernes fucked around with this message at 23:55 on May 8, 2015 |
# ? May 8, 2015 23:50 |
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Look at some titties trust me out works
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# ? May 8, 2015 23:55 |
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no, look at some butts. you can tell whose got your tits but not your butt, a butt can be anything
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# ? May 9, 2015 00:01 |
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hey op i got this one weird trick that'll put over 6 inches on your dick for 5 easy payments of $59.99!!!!!
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# ? May 9, 2015 00:04 |
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Neo_Crimson posted:hey op i got this one weird trick that'll put over 6 inches on your dick for 5 easy payments of $59.99!!!!! I sell the same product, but I offer a money back guarantee. It'll work, or NO money back!
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# ? May 9, 2015 00:07 |
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find a smaller partner
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# ? May 9, 2015 00:09 |
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are aatrek jokes still funny?
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# ? May 9, 2015 00:33 |
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# ? May 9, 2015 00:35 |
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They have pills for that now, OP.
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# ? May 9, 2015 00:36 |
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Seriously though all that fat is covering it like a stop sign in a snowbank.
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# ? May 9, 2015 03:35 |
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Hilario Baldness posted:find a smaller partner GF is 5"0 gonna have to find a midget/dwarf at this point.
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# ? May 9, 2015 03:58 |
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motion of the ocean not the size of the ..buoy
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# ? May 9, 2015 05:06 |
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Kuato posted:GF is 5"0 gonna have to find a midget/dwarf at this point. Little person, You monster.
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# ? May 9, 2015 05:07 |
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VendaGoat posted:Little person, You monster. they prefer halfling
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# ? May 9, 2015 05:12 |
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RaceBannon posted:they prefer halfling I cum in pints
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# ? May 9, 2015 05:16 |
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Jacking off has always worked for me.
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# ? May 9, 2015 05:17 |
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look at pictures of naked men having sex with other naked men
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# ? May 9, 2015 06:02 |
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do i have a babydick bc i never use it or do i never use it bc it's a babydick ????????????
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# ? May 9, 2015 06:21 |
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Tying weights to your knob will not help, contrary to the popular myth. OP, I suggest you chat up Asian dwarf women only, your dick might seem big to them.
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# ? May 9, 2015 07:17 |
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you are a good poster, kuato. isn't that enough to draw in the babes?
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# ? May 9, 2015 07:20 |
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lose weight
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# ? May 9, 2015 07:49 |
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This one simple trick
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# ? May 9, 2015 08:08 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0unapYVht7Q
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# ? May 9, 2015 09:05 |
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Learn how to give better head
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# ? May 9, 2015 11:05 |
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loki naked ladies.
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# ? May 9, 2015 11:10 |
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When you suck another dick you steal the power from that dick. So suck off black guys. Lots of them.
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# ? May 9, 2015 12:28 |
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Does anyone else have the problem of your dick going inside your body when it's flaccid? I'm asking for a friend.
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# ? May 9, 2015 14:16 |
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holy poo poo straight hetero sex is so gross.
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# ? May 9, 2015 15:12 |
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criscodisco posted:When you suck another dick you steal the power from that dick. So suck off black guys. Lots of them. Might try this instead of the chopping off other guys dicks, I anticipate some legal repercussions from castrating people (unless I can get some volunteers!)
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# ? May 9, 2015 16:57 |
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I bought an Andropenis dick stretcher and it didn't work and hurt.
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# ? May 9, 2015 19:49 |
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http://www.medhelp.org/posts/Sexual-Health/IS-IT-POSSIBLE-ENLARGE-PANIS-LENGTH/show/1678284
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# ? May 9, 2015 21:03 |
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Take massive amounts of growth hormones and poo poo like that. It's easy to get a doctor to write you a prescription, but you have to show him your baby dick.
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# ? May 9, 2015 21:38 |
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Guys, I'm concerned about the size of my PANIS.
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# ? May 9, 2015 22:23 |
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Cut it off and glue on a big black dildo in its place
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# ? May 9, 2015 22:26 |
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Oh wait... P. A. N. I. S. Penis and nuts in sack.
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# ? May 9, 2015 22:29 |
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please post a pic of your tiny dick so we can
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# ? May 9, 2015 23:07 |