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Crewmine posted:birds wake me up at dawn sometimes Sure, so let's practice genocide on them, Hitler.
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Cat killer on the loose!
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May 18, 2015 19:11
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Gotta find me a killer, killer, killer
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May 18, 2015 19:12
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gggiiimmmppp posted:outside cats are pests and should be culled just like deer, raccoons, coyotes, etc.
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May 18, 2015 19:12
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VendaGoat posted:Sure, so let's practice genocide on them, Hitler. the smart birds will survive and thrive, until there are roughly 50,000 crows for each human being on earth
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May 18, 2015 19:16
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Crewmine posted:the smart birds will survive and thrive, until there are roughly 50,000 crows for each human being on earth Then it will be me, I will become the Hitler.
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May 18, 2015 19:17
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OP I thought the car was gonna be the terrorist serial litter. Disappointed. Voted 1
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May 18, 2015 19:18
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Cubey posted:don't allow your cats outdoors There are warning posters all over the neighborhood saying to keep your kitties indoors until the madman is stopped, unfortunately for Fifi (cat), my Dad's buddy Phidius (human) got super drunk Tuesday after their weekly Competitive Dart League competition, like he usually does, and passed out with his door open. Fifi was never seen again.
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May 18, 2015 19:18
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he has only himself to blame maybe this will teach him about the sin that is darts
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May 18, 2015 19:19
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id gently caress that piece of poo poo up
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May 18, 2015 19:20
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boom boom boom posted:Do they think if they fund the other half and put the halves together the cat will get better? I'm no vet, but I don't see why not as long as it's same cat. ChairmanMeow posted:I watch enough criminal minds to know the killer is the OP. He's a goon so he most likely has a katana. He is inserting himself into the investigation, and he is in the proximity. I don't fit the profile. Or do I? Name/Av/Post perfection achieved, btw. To be serious, this rear end in a top hat better pray that the police catch him before one of my disgruntled neighbors do. I can definitely see Phidius putting those darts to other uses on someone, he's a crazy drunk Greek.
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May 18, 2015 19:30
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i wonder if it's the cat killer from the anonymous confessions thread
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May 18, 2015 19:42
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cover a cat in superglue and tie it to a tree. when the pussy slayin' bandit goes for the cat, he'll be stuck
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May 18, 2015 19:42
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Cat is black and white: snuggle tight, Orange or yellow: chop and slice, fellow.
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May 18, 2015 19:48
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It's a cat Highlander conflict. They chop each other in half so as to facilitate the Quickening. Soon there will be only one.
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May 18, 2015 19:51
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Harry in Rio posted:i wonder if it's the cat killer from the anonymous confessions thread Link? Sounds like a Person of Interest...
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May 18, 2015 19:52
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He should chop two cats in half and number the halves one two and three and then not leave one of the halves in the streets lol!
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May 18, 2015 19:59
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Cats are nothing but furniture with googly eyes stuck to them op
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May 18, 2015 20:08
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Ayyy lmao
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May 18, 2015 20:10
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were the cats cut lengthwise or crosswise this is important
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May 18, 2015 20:11
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letting your pets wander the neighborhood is fuckin dumb, their your pets keep them inside you idiot, don't make them a nuisance for everyone else
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May 18, 2015 20:13
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sounds like he's doing a public service ridding the streets of feral rabies cats
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May 18, 2015 20:13
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pussy slaya
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May 18, 2015 20:14
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I don't trust people who don't like cats. 100% of the time it's a tell tale sigh they are either a misogynist or racist.
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May 18, 2015 20:33
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I saw this movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiKn-vPXFCc
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May 18, 2015 20:34
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Windows 98 posted:I don't trust people who don't like cats. 100% of the time it's a tell tale sigh they are either a misogynist or racist. I don't like cats ): I swear its just cause they are dirty and walk on counter tops not misogyny or racism ): ): ):
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May 18, 2015 20:36
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Windows 98 posted:I don't trust people who don't like cats. 100% of the time it's a tell tale sigh they are either a misogynist or racist. Why don't you tattoo that nugget on your chest too
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May 18, 2015 20:36
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Nooner posted:I don't like cats ): If your cats are both dirty and jumping on counter tops you are a lovely pet owner. The cat is not lovely. Same goes for poorly trained dogs.
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May 18, 2015 20:37
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Beef Turret posted:Why don't you tattoo that nugget on your chest too Ayy lmao
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May 18, 2015 20:37
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dog buttz posted:cover a cat in superglue and tie it to a tree. when the pussy slayin' bandit goes for the cat, he'll be stuck Using glue on cats is what started all this! edit: This is a reference to the move Felidae, which I just saw was already posted itt.
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May 18, 2015 21:14
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Knight posted:I saw this movie LOL "explicit sexual content" Don't beat around the bush, just say that the movie has a hardcore cat sex scene.
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May 18, 2015 21:15
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maybe he doesn't hate cats, he just really likes birds
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May 18, 2015 22:03
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i'm pretty sure that if you cut a cat in half it doesn't die, it just turns into two cats!? 
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May 18, 2015 22:17
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Please stage your neighborhood cat culls with a pellet gun like a normal, non-crazy person.
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May 18, 2015 22:26
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phobo posted:i'm pretty sure that if you cut a cat in half it doesn't die, it just turns into two cats!? insidious
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May 18, 2015 22:28
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Surprised that psyopmonkey hasn't already weighed in on this with pics of her cat. So instead here's mine since he's a lot cooler and can defend himself (You see it's because he's black)
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May 18, 2015 22:39
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Thanks for yet another photo of this personality-free animal that's indistinguishable from all the others. Even though it's been scientifically proven that cats don't give a gently caress about people and were domesticated only because their faces look like a babys I'll continue to dress up and walk my cat with a leash and harness because I'm insane
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May 18, 2015 23:10
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Beef Turret posted:Thanks for yet another photo of this personality-free animal that's indistinguishable from all the others. Even though it's been scientifically proven that cats don't give a gently caress about people and were domesticated only because their faces look like a babys I'll continue to dress up and walk my cat with a leash and harness because I'm insane home-schooled idiot has limited understanding of science, news at 11. Don't let your cats or dogs outside imo. loving idiot dog owners leaving their dumb loving dogs outside so they bark all day. Luckily rat poison in steak thrown over a fence at night is easy and untraceable. Killing cats with an ax is hosed up though.
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May 18, 2015 23:15
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obviously a gator, jeez
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Beef Turret posted:Thanks for yet another photo of this personality-free animal that's indistinguishable from all the others. Even though it's been scientifically proven that cats don't give a gently caress about people and were domesticated only because their faces look like a babys I'll continue to dress up and walk my cat with a leash and harness because I'm insane You seem upset. You should get a cat. I hear they're good for stress.
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