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Beef Turret posted:Thanks for yet another photo of this personality-free animal that's indistinguishable from all the others. Even though it's been scientifically proven that cats don't give a gently caress about people
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Beef Turret posted:Thanks for yet another photo of this personality-free animal that's indistinguishable from all the others. Even though it's been scientifically proven that cats don't give a gently caress about people and were domesticated only because their faces look like a babys I'll continue to dress up and walk my cat with a leash and harness because I'm insane cats were domesticated because they kill vermin, and you have to keep them in a harness otherwise they run around all over the place in terror when you take them to the cinema or the pool or the club
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Beef Turret posted:Thanks for yet another photo of this personality-free animal that's indistinguishable from all the others. Even though it's been scientifically proven that cats don't give a gently caress about people and were domesticated only because their faces look like a babys I'll continue to dress up and walk my cat with a leash and harness because I'm insane Source that cats were domesticated because their faces look like babies? Also I just thought of something. The people in the neighborhood have been bitching because a bunch of halfway houses have popped up in the last couple years- the property values are lower here than in the rest of millionaire/billionaire Naples. If the killer ends up being a resident of one of those places, it'll give more ammo to the people who want to kick them out. Drug addicts don't normally murder cats more than regular people afaik, but on the other hand I could see it being some deranged addict off his meds or on crack or something. Just thinking out loud.
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May 18, 2015 23:24
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CrashCat posted:how can you be so wrong and so right within such a short distance, drat http://www.wimp.com/catsowners/
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May 18, 2015 23:26
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do not engage beef turret he was home schooled and maladjusted. best to just ignore him until he develops further or hopefully kills himself.
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May 18, 2015 23:26
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Yesterday I woke up sucking a lemon.
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May 18, 2015 23:28
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Sure it's a person? There were halves of cats showing up in my city a few years ago but it turned out to be coyotes.
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May 18, 2015 23:38
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i don't own a cat is it safe to click
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May 18, 2015 23:43
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Was the cat wearing a hoodie?
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May 18, 2015 23:50
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CrashCat posted:i don't own a cat is it safe to click To sum it up there'd have to be something wrong with you to have frank love and affection for a cat when it sees you as nothing but an oversized pez dispenser. If you think your cat loves you because it blinks and rubs up against you or w/e you're just wrong. There is nothing there. They're just mindless animals that were bred to trick lonely women's brains into thinking her kids were nearby. Peace
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May 18, 2015 23:58
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Beef Turret posted:To sum it up there'd have to be something wrong with you to have frank love and affection for a cat when it sees you as nothing but an oversized pez dispenser. If you think your cat loves you because it blinks and rubs up against you or w/e you're just wrong. There is nothing there. They're just mindless animals that were bred to trick lonely women's brains into thinking her kids were nearby. Peace Cats totally develop different personalities but a stray cat who's been loving starving off and on for months is way more likely to be affectionate than one you actually cared for and raised for longer, even more affectionate than a little kitten who was wounded and you nursed to health On the other hand a stray cat is also way more likely to have a screw loose and just randomly one day decide they need to poo poo and piss everywhere while clawing everything in sight and some things that you didn't even know you had
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May 19, 2015 00:13
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CrashCat posted:Oh sorry, that's the part I was agreeing with you about Hmm okay. That's a loving reasonable opinion. I think I'll start having it
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May 19, 2015 00:21
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Those wacky cats, cutting themselves in two, what wacky hijinx will they get up to next?
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May 19, 2015 00:24
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Cat terrorist, or bird freedom fighter?
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May 19, 2015 00:27
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This guy is making a whole fur suit out of dead cats so he can be the realest furry around.
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May 19, 2015 00:39
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Use a cat as bait, then shoot the guy in the arm and legs. Then impale him with a machete, finishing with a proper decapitation.
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Kilo147 posted:Use a cat as bait, then shoot the guy in the arm and legs. Then impale him with a machete, finishing with a proper decapitation. dont stop now, post the rest of your heathcliff fan fiction
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May 19, 2015 01:03
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"Usually if it's someone killing cats, they step up to larger animals. Then they start killing people," said Smith. Who is Smith? Is this news source really spreading the psychological analysis given by some bimbo based on her qualifications as an owner of cats? how me a frog fucked around with this message at 01:06 on May 19, 2015 |
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May 19, 2015 01:03
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how me a frog posted:
A crazy neighborhood cat lady missing a ton of teeth. The local news didn't think it was prudent to interview the police or a criminologist. Which is natural, because at the end of the day they are just loving cats.
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May 19, 2015 01:12
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If the stories of H.P. Lovecraft are anything to go by, it's only a matter of time before the killer gets the wrong dude's cat and BAM! He's cat food.
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May 19, 2015 01:38
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May 19, 2015 01:49
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dethkon posted:"They only found half of the cat, hahahah
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May 19, 2015 02:03
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Free range cats
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May 19, 2015 02:31
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This is horrible. They can't even give them an open catsket funeral.
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May 19, 2015 03:25
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You think the half they found was the cute half or the smelly half? Maybe they were split right down the middle?
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May 19, 2015 03:33
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All the goons posting about how this "is NOT serial killer behavior let me show you why" and "cats are the same as pests/vermin no different than the yellow jacket wasp" are just doing some sort of irony-posting, right? Like I understand that goons have a reputation for being mentally ill but this is all surely just some sort of shitposting c/o NuGibbis? Beef Turret posted:Thanks for yet another photo of this personality-free animal that's indistinguishable from all the others. Even though it's been scientifically proven that cats don't give a gently caress about people and were domesticated only because their faces look like a babys I'll continue to dress up and walk my cat with a leash and harness because I'm insane Oh look it's this argument again. Hey did you know the only reason you are attracted to your mate is because of her hips that are good for bearing children? And that boobs are NOT great; you are only attracted to them because they provide sustenance? And that females are attracted to jaw lines and muscles because of the primitive days when men had to hunt for food to help in times of survival? This is what people like you sound like whenever you bring up these types of "your dog only licks you to taste what you ate!"  iceburns. I can't believe some goons need to be taught why loving domesticated animals is rewarding and good. RatHat posted:Sure it's a person? There were halves of cats showing up in my city a few years ago but it turned out to be coyotes. Hoping it's this as well, but they usually aren't clean cuts like the ones found in Florida here. Maybe Robert Durst is in the area this week?
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Bob Durst is cool and if he was my friend we could hang out and talk about heated rocks and ceder chips and other stuff that I'm sure reptiods really enjoy and he wouldn't have to pretend to be a person at all because I don't care about that I want a lizardman friend. Speaking of which, it's an animal eating the cats, probably. I mean, gently caress. It's Florida, Melmac. They have gators and coyotes and panthers that will get a house cat with no problem. Seems more likely than a psycho retard taking cat butt trophies.
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Ork of Fiction posted:Speaking of which, it's an animal eating the cats, probably. I mean, gently caress. It's Florida, Melmac. They have gators and coyotes and panthers that will get a house cat with no problem. Seems more likely than a psycho retard taking cat butt trophies. It's certainly better than the alternative (sick weirdos) but I don't think a coyote is going to split an animal perfectly in half and then not bother eating any of it.
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Melmac posted:This is what people like you sound like whenever you bring up these types of "your dog only licks you to taste what you ate!" that said there are plenty of people who don't know how to raise a hamster much less a cat and the world would be better off if they didn't try and there are also people who think their pet is some sort of minor deity and want every visitor to prostrate at their food dish and stray cats are still animals and will do whatever the gently caress they have to do to survive, including wrecking your poo poo so yeah if your only exposure to cats is one of those you're probably not going to have a good opinion of them, sociopath or not
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Melmac posted:I can't believe some goons need to be taught why loving domesticated animals is rewarding and good. If your sweet darling loves to hang out on my warm car every morning and enjoys scratching its paint to hell and back I'm going to plug it with my pellet gun. With no regrets. None. I don't blame the cat, I blame the lazy, worthless, stupid owner. Who is poo poo and doesn't give a gently caress about her own incompetence as a pet-owner. Ork of Fiction posted:Speaking of which, it's an animal eating the cats, probably. I mean, gently caress. It's Florida, Melmac. They have gators and coyotes and panthers that will get a house cat with no problem. Seems more likely than a psycho retard taking cat butt trophies. A coyote would eat the innards and not make a clean cut. Alligators are ambush predators and wouldn't bother with a cat that wasn't at the edge of water. Panthers are near-extinct unicorns. Nope, this is a dude on a mission. The neighborhood can probably already guess who he is, but isn't talking. Probably a guy who's spoken with the lazy, worthless pet owners before.
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May 19, 2015 06:27
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Probably the work of an MRA acting out due to sexual frustration and societal rejection.
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May 19, 2015 06:28
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I'm just going to try and stay positive and think maybe the cats are doing it to themselves.
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Do It Once Right posted:If your sweet darling loves to hang out on my warm car every morning and enjoys scratching its paint to hell and back I'm going to plug it with my pellet gun. With no regrets. None.  Not like it will cause any permanent damage anyway. Maybe I would go for the garden hose personally but anyway they will learn and it's not a big deal. Most outdoor cats I've known eventually became pancakes anyway, so if you really cared about Fluffy you'd lock them the gently caress up.
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May 19, 2015 06:43
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Joeycat is next.
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May 19, 2015 06:48
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maybe some cats are like that, but mine is very, very clingy. Tabbies are my favorite, they're very affectionate.
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May 19, 2015 06:56
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CrashCat posted:
Well... If it's a headshot from a really wicked awesome pellet gun... Still way more humane than bisection, and it's not like I didn't act like an adult and talk to the poo poo-rear end owner first.
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May 19, 2015 07:04
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Roo cat ain't having none of this bullshit
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This is all just viral marketing for the gritty CatDog reboot, bookmark this post
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