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ethanol posted:im getting really sick of your poo poo
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 02:01 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 03:42 |
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ethanol posted:im getting really sick of your poo poo you and me both brother
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 03:21 |
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numberoneposter posted:its sunday but yes i cant confirm she was a nursing student and i can only remember her last name (dobson???) u are a lucky man its gods own country one of these damned days i will go to victoria and take a cute girl to tofino and just do drugs and drink and gently caress and not leave until im thrown out of the bed and breakfast for throwing up on the drapes
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 05:19 |
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lol dumb oval office
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 05:28 |
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Keep biking, but also try not to spend all of your non-biking time sitting on your rear end. Go to the gym afterward, or something.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 05:51 |
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eat. less. food. it's really not that hard, op. use this, then eat less calories a day than what's indicated in the calculator HTH
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 09:48 |
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Take that bike to an incline threadmill.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 10:10 |
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increase cum intake at least 50% and hit the gym homo
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 10:22 |
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replace all your nutrient intake with Soylent
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 15:49 |
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OP, how many apples did you eat? That's probably your problem.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 15:54 |
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Amnomia posted:OP your probably one of those noob b*tches that downshifts all the way going up a hill and looks like a noob f*ggot pedaling a million rpm yet literally travels slower than a small child crawling. noob Ha-ha yeah what an idiot for exploiting mechanical advantage. Now if you'll excuse me I have to get back to my fixie, I'm late for a crying party.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 16:39 |
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ethanol posted:just lol if you wear that spandex poo poo while you bike it cradles my balls just right otherwise they flop all around never do a sport without spandex op
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 17:13 |
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notZaar posted:Ha-ha yeah what an idiot for exploiting mechanical advantage. Now if you'll excuse me I have to get back to my fixie, I'm late for a crying party. ur too weak if u sit down going up hills. u must learn to harness the power of ur gastrocnemius
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 17:54 |
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When I want to get strong, I go to the gym and squat. I'm not going to overtorque my sprockets again doing stupid poo poo like climbing hills in high gear.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 17:59 |
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while it is true (and i concur), "squats" may be sufficient to procure a gastrocnemius of acceptable proportions, consider this: how about. it is only with a bicycle's full range of motion can one's soleus truly reach the magnitude necessary to attract a woman of only the finest caliber. QED ps if ur bike breaks down climbing hills may i suggest upgrading from ur $99 huffy k-mart special lmao (my advice craigslist XD)
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 22:18 |
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OP go to the gym find the largest buffest bro take a 5 pound barbell and throw it down between him during a set staring without breaking off your line of sight this will signal a duel to the death defeat him, eat his still beating heart and turn on this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhl5K0mTSKY you now have the essence of the bro
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:25 |
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or suck a dick both provide the essence of a bro
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:30 |
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op are you still fat
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:38 |
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op do you find this woman sexy? does she make your wang increase in volume would you stick your dick into her bellybutton
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:40 |
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op, 20 miles of biking is ~1000 calories if you're going kinda fast (16-18 mph). I don't know what else you eat/drink, but keep in mind that each beer is like ~200 calories.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 04:47 |
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op weight training increases your metabolic rate the most so if you move from somethingawful.com forums to bodybuilding.com forums then you'll be able to down that 6 pack every night with zero weight gain. hell you may even lose weight!!!11
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 05:02 |
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Pastor Perineum posted:op weight training increases your metabolic rate the most You would need to gain close to 60 pounds of muscle to increase your metabolism enough to off set a six pack of beer a day.
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 05:07 |
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drink vodka its more efficient
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 05:29 |
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Hobohemian posted:You would need to gain close to 60 pounds of muscle to increase your metabolism enough to off set a six pack of beer a day. reading a brah thread in bodybuilding.com while jiggling a shakeweight should be plenty
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 06:04 |
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ethanol posted:i go faster than everybody else passing everybody doing 20 miles 4 miles up hill and i am still skinny fat plz help you spelled biting wrong in the thread title
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 06:37 |
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op when i started working out i rationed myself to 7 drinks a week and switched to liquor i've been going at it for 5 weeks and i've lost 20 pounds as of today
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 06:50 |
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Top City Homo posted:my balls have a nice musk after a good lift Your balls might stink but they are small because of the steroids
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 07:29 |
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toggle posted:Your balls might stink but they are small because of the steroids It's a perfect balance of musk to ball circumference Would not work with big balls
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 22:45 |
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Top City Homo posted:OP go to the gym hoyl poo poo that video owns. gently caress off dumpy wife
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# ? Sep 22, 2015 23:17 |
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Jabronie posted:hoyl poo poo that video owns. gently caress off dumpy wife it is the official song of the swole thread
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 02:36 |
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Pastor Perineum posted:op do you find this woman sexy? does she make your wang increase in volume not op but any hole or reasonable facsimile of on her would work for me op im assuming your not a weak bitch and keeping it in the in 52 tooth up front and the 3 tooth in back?
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# ? Sep 23, 2015 02:58 |