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Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

ktvrxiii posted:

I got really badly bullied, but he didn't get his comeuppance. He ended up being my boss!

When he hired me, he said straight away to the other interviewers that he knew me from school but didn't mention all the times he beat me up and tormented me. He just smiled. At the time I couldn't say anything and I ended up taking the job as I really needed the money.
He still makes me look bad in front of my colleagues every now and again. He does some pretty nasty things, like spill coffee on me and force me to make more or insult me during meetings - but he's extremely charismatic and manages to spin it as just "messing about".
One day, I'd had enough. He spilt some drinks on me during the company Christmas party and asked me to go a fetch some more so I cracked and tried to punch him in the face. Then I found out he was also really in to martial arts. Needless to say, I ended up looking like the bad guy and getting badly beaten up.
He'd even managed to become friends with all of my closest friends from university via Facebook and gradually turn them against me.
He also ended up having an affair with my wife (marrying her was one of the few good things to happen in my life until the day I found out). We're still married, but live apart.

I'm still working for his company as they pay isn't bad and it helps me afford to look after all his kids, but I still quake with fear whenever he passes me at work.
He also forced me to dig out his own personal sex dungeon for his mansion which he now forces me to sleep in on Saturdays while he makes me watch as he has his way with all of the people I've ever cared for.

Sever imo

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Yes. Yes I did. I got fat.

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
I'm glad to say that I don't feel any lingering bitterness about high school in my adult life. Sorry.

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009


I looked up one of the jerks I went to school with on Facebook and the first listing said he was a lawyer. I got kind of upset that an idiot like him was more successful than me, but then I looked at the next listing, which said occupation: loving your mom. Boy, was I relieved!

scarybirdman
Jan 17, 2010

Twerkteam Pizza posted:

My high school bully works at a gas station, and I go to it every time I'm home. I'm not sorry, he was a piece of poo poo

Lol XyloJW

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Mine got cancer in his bones. His wife does amateur porn & is supposed to be a big deal in the North American cosplay circuit.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I don't really care about what happened in high school since I'm am adult.

That said, I guess I got lucky that there wasn't really any bullying going on in my high school, or if there was I never saw it. It was just too large a school for anyone to give a poo poo about anyone outside their social circle, I guess.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

Mine got cancer in his bones. His wife does amateur porn & is supposed to be a big deal in the North American cosplay circuit.

Is this her?



I AM GRANDO fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Nov 26, 2015

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Jack Gladney posted:

Is this her?





Can't see her face. Got links for the rest of the videos?

I hate yankees
Apr 29, 2008
At my high school, there was a really nice and smart dude who died of an aneurysm that happened in a math class. It makes me sad to think about that because he didn't deserve to die at 17.

But the bullies from my younger years I think are in prison or working at gas stations.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

don't remember his name so i couldn't check even if i gave a poo poo, which i don't.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

Can't see her face. Got links for the rest of the videos?

These are from an old gbs thread. Here's her nws site:

http://www.ludellahahnfetish.com

Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!
Normal, good-brained man #3: yeah, haha. I've also been keeping track of guys who antagonized me in high school a couple of decades ago. This loving dickhead used to tap my head when I passed him in the hallway between period 2 chemistry and period 3 algebra got cancer and married some woman who does cosplay fetish porn.

[Normal, good-brained man #4 snaps his fingers, setting his laptop on the table]

Normal, good-brained man #4: Hold up- I think I know this woman, actually.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
in first grade i beat up a dude who called me shrimp so no one ever messed with me throughout school

maybe i was the bully??? who knows

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
High school is pretty much the most important part of your life

Blahsmack
Oct 25, 2003

all the people who bullied me went on to be members of fortune 500 companies

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
There was this kid in highschool who looked like a frog and we'd always tease him about his greenish hued skin, big bulging eyes and inflated jowls. One day after lacrosse practice when he was taking a shower one of my friends said "hey check this out human being" and started helicoptering his dick around at a frankly startling speed, like his dick was extruded out by at least thrice its natural length. It looked like it could snap in the middle any second sending a bloodied halfdick careening through the air like some kind of hosed up dick trebuchet. Anyway, while he was distracted I reached around and ever so slowly turned the hot water faucet. Just in tiny increments while my friend hoots and hollers and ruptures capillaries in his penis. Well eventually the frog kid was boiling but he didnt realize it. He died and his parents were really mad at us but the biology teacher was super proud and gave us straight A's.

spidergoats
May 20, 2001
One from my school got into a car wreck and was killed the same day he landed a pretty nice job.

He was a pretty bad bully though. One time he was messing with some kid and the kid ripped off one of his ears. Not sure what the ear rip guy is up to these days.

Neukoln19
Oct 27, 2005
My bully hung his gay af self while in high school. I had a lot of friends who were really sad. I wasn't. I'm glad he's dead. If I ever come across his grave and no one is around, I'll piss on it.

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

I don't know because I never looked them up after high school. I never thought to or really cared.


Neukoln19 posted:

My bully hung his gay af self while in high school. I had a lot of friends who were really sad. I wasn't. I'm glad he's dead. If I ever come across his grave and no one is around, I'll piss on it.

lol, something like this happened when I was still in school. I got sent to the counselor for not giving a gently caress.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Saw the biggest bitch queen in high school sitting behind a checkout at a local supermarket. She looked like she wanted to kill herself.

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Avocados posted:

I only had a bully in 4th grade, and I gave him his comeuppance in 6th grade. But looking back now, his comeuppance occurred at birth because he came from a broken family :smith:.

:smith:

Commie NedFlanders
Mar 8, 2014

Gonna add almost every single post ITT to SMDH.docx

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I wasn't sure what happened to him, so I went and checked.
His head is where I left it, can't check the rest without scuba gear and a digger.

In reality, fucker is a drunk who fakes disability to get extra benefits from the government. Rumors were that he joined the local IRA, who by then in early 2000s were (and still are) drug dealers, and he snorted/injected/smoked 99% of all the crap they got to sell.
So they kicked him out, he threatened to kill them all to everyone in one of the town pubs, then got a 'visit' from a few guys in balaclavas soon after.
He supposedly cried like a bitch so much they just trashed his place and didn't touch him.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

no one really bullied me in high school, but there was a kid in middle school who threw me into a fence and kicked the crap out of me. i just checked and apparently he works as a caddy at some shithole golf course and still has the Bieber cut at the age of 19. what a loving dork.

Let us English
Feb 21, 2004

Actual photo of Let Us English, probably seen here waking his wife up in the morning talking about chemical formulae when all she wants is a hot cup of shhhhh
My school didn't have bullies. People mostly got along and anytime I saw someone try to bully someone, their friends would shut them down pretty fast. Sure kids were assholes to each other, but there was no systematic and tacitly-condoned harassment like you see on TV. This was in a school of 2000-plus students. Did this poo poo really happen at other schools?

thatfatkid
Feb 20, 2011

by Azathoth
I was well liked by every social group in my school. It pays to not be a anime watching autist :)

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


I just looked up everyone I quarrelled with in high school. Bully is kind of not applicable since I started about as many fights as they did. One is a fat drummer for a local death metal band. Another looks like the same person basically. His facebook is full of lonely stoner posts and it looks like he loves his dog a little too much.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i am with the first post, I was the bully and I got a p good life.

great career, lot of money, beautiful wife

the nerds i picked on post all the time on facebook about swj crap and comic book movies while still living in the lovely town we all grew up in


hate to break it to ya nerdlings, but might makes right

thatfatkid
Feb 20, 2011

by Azathoth

Snatch Duster posted:

i am with the first post, I was the bully and I got a p good life.

great career, lot of money, beautiful wife

the nerds i picked on post all the time on facebook about swj crap and comic book movies while still living in the lovely town we all grew up in


hate to break it to ya nerdlings, but might makes right

That big red text you've got there says otherwise friendo...

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
never got bullied, lol @ you spergs.

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
He has a hotter girl, bigger dick, fatter wallet, and thicker hair...

I post on the SomethingAwful dom com forums.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I grew up with generation X, so everyone just kind of stood around slumped over and sneered at everything.
It made it kind of difficult to tell who was the bully when every single person did nothing but make snide and sarcastic remarks.

Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
They think he might've joined ISIS a couple years ago. He is probably dead.

yronic heroism
Oct 31, 2008

The high school bullies who were rich kids went into the family business and are rich but they have kids so p much their lives are over. The high school bullies who were poor kids are drug-addicted fixtures of the prison industrial complex.

The_Franz
Aug 8, 2003

There was some guy who was a total dick in grade school who bragged about being in a gang and sucker-punched me more than a couple of times. Later in life he was involved in drug dealing and ended up getting caught more than once. It seems that Mr. Tough Guy wasn't so tough when facing real prison time and killed himself instead. Even years out of school hearing that this rear end in a top hat died a miserable death made me happy. One less piece of human garbage in the world.

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

lol if u got bullied

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
We didn't really have a school bully at my school, except maybe me because I had many screws loose at the time. Who loving cares, it's high school.

Meander
Apr 1, 2010


Not really a bully per se, but we had a couple of mean girls in my year at high school (an all girls' school). One of them added me on Facebook a couple years ago and apologised profusely for making fun of me for being a nerd. The funny bit was that I barely remembered her or any of it.

Anyway, turns out she is a stay at home mum interested in crystals and other pseudoscientific claptrap. As she knew I liked science, she asked me to review the first chapter of the book she was writing. It was quantum BS taken straight from that What The Bleep Do We Know film, and she didn't understand any basic physics. I tried to be polite, I really did, but I guess she thought I was being condescending and went a bit nuts at me online.

Anyway, the joy of real life outside of school is that you get to choose your acquaintances, so I defriended her and moved on.

Another of the meaner ones has actually turned up in my current friend group, but she's pretty cool now, although I doubt we'll ever be super close. She was never that bad to me at high school though.

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Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I wouldn't say there were bullies but it was highschool so everyone was an rear end in a top hat to somebody at some point. There are a couple of people who I disliked in highschool who have had bad poo poo go down in their life, but it feels more like a tragedy than a comeuppance. Rather than holding some weird highschool grudge I'm more inclined to feel vicarious happiness or sadness for the lives of people I knew back in highschool because even if we didn't get along or keep in contact we came from the same place and have shared history and nostalgia. I guess I didn't get bullied hard enough to maintain any bitterness.

Jose Mengelez posted:

sorry dude, i started a rumor that you had aids and were rawdicking your sister on the reg. everyone believed it. I was your bully.

If you ever find yourself imprisoned for 15 years when you are released I strongly recommend that you look into the family tree of anyone you plan on loving.

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