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bartok
May 10, 2006



RacistGuidingLight posted:

The Usos are very good.

I don't like the tall Uso that wears that stupid vest thing.

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Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
I can't say Hansen and Doc, and Gordy and Brody NEVER teamed, but i don't think they did

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Blaise330 posted:

Kalisto's match is gonna be on the preshow isnt it?
Duh, he's defending the preshow title.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
What is the crowd chanting?

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Blaise330 posted:

Kalisto's match is gonna be on the preshow isnt it?

Yep. Ryback sacrificed himself so it wasn't completely similar 3 PPVs in a row

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

DopeGhoti posted:

"This is a dream matchup"

..yeah, I have recurring nightmares too.

Owens vs Ambrose was my dream matchup once.

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves

NutritiousSnack posted:

What is the crowd chanting?

Sounded like "We want Balor" but I could be wrong. If I'm not then this crowd is dumb.

Lord Chumley
May 14, 2007

Embrace your destiny.

NutritiousSnack posted:

What is the crowd chanting?

We want Rollins.

Shadalator
Oct 22, 2005

I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch
They should be called Team The Club

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

NutritiousSnack posted:

What is the crowd chanting?

I think it's we want Rollins. But how could that be, Roman already told us he's not here!

Distant Chicken
Aug 15, 2007

Blaise330 posted:

Owens vs Ambrose was my dream matchup once.

Lesnar vs Ambrose in a street fight was my dream matchup of all dream matchups.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
Give Gallows and Anderson AJ's theme, except instead of they don't want none, instead it says they don't want club.

Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.

"The Club" is obviously a temporary name, until they become the Balor Club

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Rhonne posted:

Later in the show, they're going to find the time machine again in the back of the arena, except it looks like it's been there for years. :tinfoil:

New Day must repair the time distortion!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PO0RZNZp3U

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
Should the face world champ still have a chest protector?

These matches aren't making Gallows or Anderson look very good.

CBJSprague24
Dec 5, 2010

another game at nationwide arena. everybody keeps asking me if they can fuck the cannon. buddy, they don't even let me fuck it

I loved the little details on the time machine: "Please Use Other Door" decal on the inside of the door, "Employees Must Wash Hands" above the keyboard. :allears:

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
Lucha chants?

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
I'm okay with the US title being officially named The Preshow Title, IC title the Lost In A Multiman Match Title, women's title The Nepotism Title, and the world heavyweight title THE Title.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
why is AJ the heel if everyone hates Roman? I know the answer is probably "Vince" but still

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Go RV! posted:

"The Club" is obviously a temporary name, until they become the Balor Club

The Balor Club is also a lovely name.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Delsaber posted:

New Day must repair the time distortion!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PO0RZNZp3U

How did Middle Data even know.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Hello my name is Jimmy Two Jackets.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



https://twitter.com/EmmaWWE/status/732390707336380416

:smith:

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Go RV! posted:

"The Club" is obviously a temporary name, until they become the Balor Club

Rollins Club

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Hello my name is Jimmy Two Jackets.

I fetch sodas for the mob.

bartok
May 10, 2006



I love comedy sequels that just reuse jokes from the first movie!

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

OatmealRaisin posted:

Lesnar vs Ambrose in a street fight was my dream matchup of all dream matchups.

You poor thing :ohdear:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Go RV! posted:

"The Club" is obviously a temporary name, until they become the Balor Club

The first rule of Demon Club is, don't talk about Demon Club

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
puerto rico

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
The first rule of Puerto Rico, only talk about Puerto Rico... ever.

Shadalator
Oct 22, 2005

I hate her so much. Vince could've married some young hot gold digger, bought her everything she ever wanted, and still saved tens of millions of dollars. Instead he married an old dumb zombie woman who kicked JR in the nuts. What a bitch
No blood, bullets, or boobs. What do you think this is? Entertaining?

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

What if they came back in this segment and took out Styles and Roman

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

club

(actually a Puerto Rico club sandwich sounds like it would be delicious)

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

bartok posted:

I love comedy sequels that just reuse jokes from the first movie!

Worked pretty well for Naked Gun.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Roman resting the belt on the apron is so douchey

bartok
May 10, 2006



Chokes McGee posted:

The first rule of Demon Club is, don't talk about Demon Club

Oh like that Fight Club movie! I like the scene where Edward Norton beats the poo poo out of Jared Leto.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Hello my name is Jimmy Two Jackets.

What was that about Jimmy Jacobs?!

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

bartok posted:

Oh like that Fight Club movie! I like the scene where Edward Norton beats the poo poo out of Jared Leto.

Spoiler: The Demon and Finn Balor are the same person

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Wonder if team puerto rico only got their debut match against local talent because The Ascension aren't around.

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


OatmealRaisin posted:

Lesnar vs Ambrose in a street fight was my dream matchup of all dream matchups.

I feel progressively more sad for you and others like you by each passing week

Soothing Vapors posted:

why is AJ the heel if everyone hates Roman? I know the answer is probably "Vince" but still

Roman's the new Cena, and part of that includes being treated as a tweener at worst at all times, no matter who he's up against

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