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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

oldpainless posted:

It's funny how Elaine is pretty hot but jerry Kramer and George are all very unattractive men. Like, you ever really look at them? They are some ugly dudes. Why is this hot chick hanging out with these three gargoyles?

Jerry is tall, women love tall men.

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kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

oldpainless posted:

It's funny how Elaine is pretty hot but jerry Kramer and George are all very unattractive men. Like, you ever really look at them? They are some ugly dudes. Why is this hot chick hanging out with these three gargoyles?

They're all pretty even as far as looks go imo

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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I've never watched Seinfeld but I loved Curb Your Enthusiasm. Should I watch Seinfeld?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Windows 98 posted:

I've never watched Seinfeld but I loved Curb Your Enthusiasm. Should I watch Seinfeld?

its created and written by 1/2 the same people

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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Windows 98 posted:

I've never watched Seinfeld but I loved Curb Your Enthusiasm. Should I watch Seinfeld?

Curb is like an uncensored show about the Life of (successful) George.

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Curb is like an uncensored show about the Life of (successful) George.

Half the appeal of George as a character was watching him fail spectacularly.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Seinfield is bad, it's a bad show

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is cool and good and very attractive and i would kiss her right on the mouth

Gobblecoque
Sep 6, 2011

Zzulu posted:

Seinfield is bad, it's a bad show

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

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tenspott posted:

Half the appeal of George as a character was watching him fail spectacularly.

Oh, that's most of the appeal. I just meant that, while Larry David continually fails, he's got more money than God because of Seinfeld. George doesn't have that. Otherwise, they're the same.

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I love Veep, but I wish Old Christine had stuck around longer. For a sitcom it was surprisingly solid and funny. Plus it's got her hot brother, Wanda Sykes and that balding guy from the Avengers that everyone seems to love.

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Oct 30, 2009

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All I remember of Old Christine is a clip where Elaine walks around in a bra for five minutes and complains about Jews

naem
May 29, 2011

She was fun on snl last week

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Jan 24, 2006

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oldpainless posted:

All I remember of Old Christine is a clip where Elaine walks around in a bra for five minutes and complains about Jews

what's not to love

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

oldpainless posted:

All I remember of Old Christine is a clip where Elaine walks around in a bra for five minutes and complains about Jews

My dream woman

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kramer is a good lookin guy

Onkel Hedwig
Jun 27, 2007



drat, I was too late to see that!

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

George is gettin' augmented!

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

naem
May 29, 2011

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
She'd probably just fake it

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

from the episode where george becomes a cage fighter

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Lolll

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

oldpainless posted:

It's funny how Elaine is pretty hot but jerry Kramer and George are all very unattractive men. Like, you ever really look at them? They are some ugly dudes. Why is this hot chick hanging out with these three gargoyles?

NYC has a gender imbalance so it's actually pretty realistic

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

from the episode where george becomes a cage fighter



it's a batting cage

learn the lore noob

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

JiveHonky posted:

from the episode where george becomes a cage fighter

It's a batting cage

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
It's a baiting cave

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
george is funny because he's short, stocky, balding, and has a boring personality but still gets hot women. almost like he's in some sort of tv show...

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



LOLFUCK

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless



is this the gun george zimmerman is auctioning?

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

Julia Louis Dreyfus actually got way better looking with age. I was watching Christmas Vacation a few weeks ago where she was in her early 20s and she looks a million times better now than she did in that movie. Just her face even looks prettier, forget about the hair and clothing and all that.

How does she look compared to her part in Troll?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34c473tq72E

From a story I heard, she really dislikes being reminded of this film.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

JediTalentAgent posted:

How does she look compared to her part in Troll?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34c473tq72E

From a story I heard, she really dislikes being reminded of this film.

Aren't nymphs supposed to be naked?

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
her character in Christmas Vacation is also an arrogant rear end in a top hat

that's why I wouldn't marry her

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Butt.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Her arm must be tired. :gbsmith:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Ein cooler Typ posted:

it's a batting cage

learn the lore noob

Nope.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Mange Mite posted:

It's a batting cage

:wrong: have you guys not seen the show?

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

dat butt :tutbutt:

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

it's photoshopped

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
:backtowork:

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Ein cooler Typ posted:

it's photoshopped

yeah they made it look like she's getting a tattoo but really he's just giving it to her from behind

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