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Best Giraffe posted:I'm not an alcoholic and I don't really drink at all (because I use the money for weed), but sometimes I feel like taking a break from the norm. Should I experiment with developing a drinking problem for a bit? Serious replies only, thanks in advance If you are going to have a substance abuse problem, then variety can only be a benefit.
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Best Giraffe posted:I'm not an alcoholic and I don't really drink at all (because I use the money for weed), but sometimes I feel like taking a break from the norm. Should I experiment with developing a drinking problem for a bit? Serious replies only, thanks in advance Yes, it's a life-changing experience.
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Orkin Mang posted:fear Shows me someone without fear and they are better than the forums entire.
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May 21, 2016 20:23
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The eroding effects of reality meeting expectation, op I'M A HUGE PRICK
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NameChange posted:I got a DWI so I gotta go to counseling for 6 weeks. They breathalyze you every time and piss test you while watching you so I got to stay sober. how come u like to drive while drunk ?
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Jun 1, 2016 01:47
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I'm gonna try and not drink tonight, I think it's been since December since that's happened.
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Best Giraffe posted:I'm not an alcoholic and I don't really drink at all (because I use the money for weed), but sometimes I feel like taking a break from the norm. Should I experiment with developing a drinking problem for a bit? Serious replies only, thanks in advance Variety is the spice of life!
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Jun 1, 2016 01:53
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You will have way more regretful and awkwardly gross sex drinking than smoking weed and sometimes it will be even not so gross.
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Jun 1, 2016 01:55
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natetimm posted:You will have way more regretful and awkwardly gross sex drinking than smoking weed and sometimes it will be even not so gross. what makes the sex awkwardly gross?
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Jun 1, 2016 01:59
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I.N.R.I posted:whats that about? it works so far
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I.N.R.I posted:what makes the sex awkwardly gross? The smell of booze and sometimes cigarettes, the reckless, drunken abandon of pawing at each other, and the semi-flaccid member you vainly mash up against the outside of the hole in despair as your body and the alcohol betray your overall intentions. Also, the fact that you are both ugly.
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Jun 1, 2016 02:08
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natetimm posted:The smell of booze and sometimes cigarettes, the reckless, drunken abandon of pawing at each other, and the semi-flaccid member you vainly mash up against the outside of the hole in despair as your body and the alcohol betray your overall intentions. Also, the fact that you are both ugly. if its so bad then why not just have sex when youre sober instead?
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Jun 1, 2016 02:11
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I drink, because it helps me deal with other people's stupid loving opinions.
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Jun 1, 2016 02:12
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I drink because I am bored
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I.N.R.I posted:if its so bad then why not just have sex when youre sober instead? Alcohol impairs judgment and even though your dick will betray you, you're still horny. So you talk a big game at the bar about how you're gonna lay down the D like crazy but really you just both end up snoring after some disappointing oral and then you have some hangover monkey sex in the morning while trying not to kiss each other because both of your mouths are currently dirtier than the toilet seat.
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Jun 1, 2016 02:14
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natetimm posted:Alcohol impairs judgment and even though your dick will betray you, you're still horny. So you talk a big game at the bar about how you're gonna lay down the D like crazy but really you just both end up snoring after some disappointing oral and then you have some hangover monkey sex in the morning while trying not to kiss each other because both of your mouths are currently dirtier than the toilet seat. Are you my girlfriend?
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Jun 1, 2016 03:11
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dad gay. so what posted:to hide from guilt and shame in a numb alternate universe where everything is warm and memory does not exist
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Jun 1, 2016 03:17
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Call out threads are probatable, op.
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Jun 1, 2016 03:20
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natetimm posted:Alcohol impairs judgment and even though your dick will betray you, you're still horny. So you talk a big game at the bar about how you're gonna lay down the D like crazy but really you just both end up snoring after some disappointing oral and then you have some hangover monkey sex in the morning while trying not to kiss each other because both of your mouths are currently dirtier than the toilet seat. goddamn
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Jun 1, 2016 03:41
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I would say my alcohol dependency has subsided after I got a medical weed card. I still drink a lot but I haven't blacked out in quite a while. Also I'm poor now and weed is so much cheaper
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natetimm posted:You will have way more regretful and awkwardly gross sex drinking than smoking weed and sometimes it will be even not so gross. Hmm well weed sex is usually silly and great so awkward and regretful sounds like a great vacation from that!
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Jun 1, 2016 03:52
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natetimm posted:Alcohol impairs judgment and even though your dick will betray you, you're still horny. So you talk a big game at the bar about how you're gonna lay down the D like crazy but really you just both end up snoring after some disappointing oral and then you have some hangover monkey sex in the morning while trying not to kiss each other because both of your mouths are currently dirtier than the toilet seat. This was my anniversary exactly on Saturday night and Sunday morning.
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Jun 1, 2016 03:52
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i remember my first beer.
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Tom Gorman posted:goddamn itditsts Tom Gorman posted:goddamn fluck him
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Jun 1, 2016 03:56
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I drink because I am bored
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Jun 1, 2016 07:24
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i want to cummmmmmmmmmmmm
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Jun 1, 2016 08:00
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it's fun to have your night/s off from work being in a blackout state and the other days waiting for it
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Jun 1, 2016 08:11
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yeah, but its a lot better to wake up with a hangover boner and then just drink again so shut up
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i come from a family of drug-dependent alcoholics so really im just staying true to my family history i used to have a way worse alcohol problem... now i can't drink or i'll wreck my liver cause of the meds i take i like booze but not enough to die for it, maybe im a quitter
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Jun 1, 2016 15:31
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it calms my nerves i have nerves what can i say?
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Jun 1, 2016 15:36
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I just drank beer for three days over the weekend and I don't usually do that and feel weird about it, probably going to go jog a whole lot for a couple weeks now
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naem posted:I just drank beer for three days over the weekend and I don't usually do that and feel weird about it, probably going to go jog a whole lot for a couple weeks now Lift a thing, as well.
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VendaGoat posted:Lift a thing, as well. I get too big and it scares people
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shelley posted:i come from a family of drug-dependent alcoholics so really im just staying true to my family history Lmao if u actually don't drink just because "doctors" tell you it "interacts negatively" with the pills you take for your "health"
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Jun 2, 2016 00:57
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naem posted:I get too big and it scares people How is this a "thing"?
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VendaGoat posted:How is this a "thing"? People respond to me more with fear from my boob muscles and less with desperate urgent visible sexual longing as they do when I jog a bunch and my face is skinny it's a real conundrum
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naem posted:People respond to me more with fear from my boob muscles and less with desperate urgent visible sexual longing as they do when I jog a bunch and my face is skinny it's a real conundrum I believe you are living in a false reality.
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I.N.R.I posted:how come u like to drive while drunk ? I actually blew a .06 but the cop said she thought I was on drugs (I wasn't, I was sick) but since I got all angry and yelled at the police I took probation instead of going to trial.
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