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El Golden Goose
Jul 23, 2007

Clipperton posted:

i remember he man as fondly as the next generation xer but this is a show for four year olds. there has to be a line somewhere

I think, to be fair, cartoons back then were more of a toy advertisement than an earnest attempt at writing a good, interesting story

Not to say the show in question ITT is the latter, of course, 'cause i aint seen but like half of one episode once and it seemed pretty run of the mill except the main characters were girls who liked girls i guess

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facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

ArtIsResistance posted:

holy poo poo OP next you're gonna tell me the biggest thread in book barn is gonna be about star wars books or something

I thought about making a TVIV thread for the new show Vice Principals on HBO that I think is hilarious but looked in it and of course the shows goons would like were at the top (dr who, got, Steven universe, Sherlock, etc.), I gave up on the idea because people would probably just tell me it's toxic masculinity and I should just kill myself for watching it.

But seriously watch Vice Principals it's good

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

Ein cooler Typ posted:

the MLP thing is just trolling right?

no one literally unironically watches that

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Apr 8, 2012

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facebook jihad posted:

I thought about making a TVIV thread for the new show Vice Principals on HBO that I think is hilarious but looked in it and of course the shows goons would like were at the top (dr who, got, Steven universe, Sherlock, etc.), I gave up on the idea because people would probably just tell me it's toxic masculinity and I should just kill myself for watching it.

But seriously watch Vice Principals it's good

its very good, and there is a thread. predictably its fuckin tiny, like the one for Veep was.


i am the bird posted:

I... do not know what to think about this show. The vile racism and sexism of the two leads and the actual terrorism of burning down the principal's house is a weird ground for comedy. I trust McBride and Hill but episode 2 was hard to watch.

There's something particular about watching two white dudes try to run a black women out of town in the south. I presume things are going to turn to poo poo for them but man...


Lmao. goonfeels

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

facebook jihad posted:

Like loquacious said pretty much. I remember posting a bit in TVIV back in like 2011 because I was trying to get into TV after not watching for years and I remember the MLP thread always being at the top of the forum and having an absurd number of pages. I looked into it thinking it was probably an ironic or mock thread but it was mostly all legit brony posting.
Sure you had some FYAD leaks and troll posts calling people pedophiles and what not but they always got shouted down or ignored. Plenty of fanart too. It was loving weird.

As an experiment I clicked to read the last post one morning and kept track of how many new posts were made in a single day, and the number went well over a thousand posts in that one day.

This was like right before 'brony' became a thing so I seriously had no idea what in the blue gently caress this was all about. I'm not sure if the Steven Universe thread is like that but yeah SA had a poo poo ton of bronies before the holocaust.

before brony was a thing they really were all over the place no matter where you went on the internet. i think the critical mass was mostly just people trying to troll with cartoon ponies and it was originally on some level of irony but with how popular it became with stunted neckbeards i think anyone who didn't want to gently caress a cartoon pony quickly distanced themselves

all it takes is one person to draw porn (to make people uncomfortable) and for someone to see it and become inspired to draw more porn (to jerk off to)

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHN1SQ1EvuY

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFZIiWmKBMs&t=184s

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

facebook jihad posted:

I thought about making a TVIV thread for the new show Vice Principals on HBO that I think is hilarious but looked in it and of course the shows goons would like were at the top (dr who, got, Steven universe, Sherlock, etc.), I gave up on the idea because people would probably just tell me it's toxic masculinity and I should just kill myself for watching it.

But seriously watch Vice Principals it's good

GBS is the best forum to talk about movies and tv; permaban all TVIV and Cinegoons imo

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

El Golden Goose posted:

I think, to be fair, cartoons back then were more of a toy advertisement than an earnest attempt at writing a good, interesting story

judging from the high-volume conversation between two ostensibly grown-rear end adults sitting opposite me on the bus a few months ago about how much 'amethyst' merchandise they were buying, this show is no slouch in that department either


ElGroucho posted:

GBS is the best forum to talk about movies and tv; permaban all TVIV and Cinegoons imo

cined seems to have stepped back from the brink lately. maybe it's just the threads i read but there's more good posting nowadays

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

El Golden Goose posted:

I think, to be fair, cartoons back then were more of a toy advertisement than an earnest attempt at writing a good, interesting story

Not to say the show in question ITT is the latter, of course, 'cause i aint seen but like half of one episode once and it seemed pretty run of the mill except the main characters were girls who liked girls i guess

except this new phase of ~writing~ just copies fuckin anime. like the worst anime, the theres-400-episodes-and-nothing-ever-happens anime

like people lost their drat minds when adventure time had some milquetoast coming of age story that involved losing his arm. literal anime. it was better when they didn't give context for their actions and they just did adventures

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

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Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
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ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

facebook jihad posted:

I thought about making a TVIV thread for the new show Vice Principals on HBO that I think is hilarious but looked in it and of course the shows goons would like were at the top (dr who, got, Steven universe, Sherlock, etc.), I gave up on the idea because people would probably just tell me it's toxic masculinity and I should just kill myself for watching it.

But seriously watch Vice Principals it's good

as a person who doesn't watch cartoons for little kids (dbz is for teenagers) I'll give it a shot

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
I respect My Little Pony for atleast trying to be a kid's cartoon, Steve Universe is literally just some broken sex obsessed lady's bullshit self insert fanfic

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Clipperton posted:


cined seems to have stepped back from the brink lately. maybe it's just the threads i read but there's more good posting nowadays

I must confess I enjoyed reading the Star Wars thread in CineD before the new movie started getting buzz and chat started focusing on that. It was just insane how much people would read into things, especially the prequel trilogy. And pretty much anytime SMG posted about how good the PT was you'd have like three or four typical Star Wars nerds sperg out at how much of an idiot he was.

Then you had essays analyzing Jar Jar Binks' character and motivations and poo poo like that. It was long form extended piece of performance art where you couldn't tell what was serious and what was joke posting.

Then the new movie's debut approached and it wasn't the same.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

nigga crab pollock posted:

before brony was a thing they really were all over the place no matter where you went on the internet. i think the critical mass was mostly just people trying to troll with cartoon ponies and it was originally on some level of irony but with how popular it became with stunted neckbeards i think anyone who didn't want to gently caress a cartoon pony quickly distanced themselves

all it takes is one person to draw porn (to make people uncomfortable) and for someone to see it and become inspired to draw more porn (to jerk off to)

Then bad dragon was selling rubber pony vaginas for people to use when they were reading their leather bound copies of that MLP/Fallout fanfic with rape. :sigh:



facebook jihad posted:

I must confess I enjoyed reading the Star Wars thread in CineD before the new movie started getting buzz and chat started focusing on that. It was just insane how much people would read into things, especially the prequel trilogy. And pretty much anytime SMG posted about how good the PT was you'd have like three or four typical Star Wars nerds sperg out at how much of an idiot he was.

Then you had essays analyzing Jar Jar Binks' character and motivations and poo poo like that. It was long form extended piece of performance art where you couldn't tell what was serious and what was joke posting.

Then the new movie's debut approached and it wasn't the same.

I liked the new movie, I can see how that would make it not as much fun to mock.

Clipperton
Dec 20, 2011
Grimey Drawer

facebook jihad posted:

I must confess I enjoyed reading the Star Wars thread in CineD before the new movie started getting buzz and chat started focusing on that. It was just insane how much people would read into things, especially the prequel trilogy. And pretty much anytime SMG posted about how good the PT was you'd have like three or four typical Star Wars nerds sperg out at how much of an idiot he was.

Then you had essays analyzing Jar Jar Binks' character and motivations and poo poo like that. It was long form extended piece of performance art where you couldn't tell what was serious and what was joke posting.

Then the new movie's debut approached and it wasn't the same.

yeah there are a few threads still flying the flag of old & bad cined with the readings and the zizek and such, and the sw thread is definitely one of those

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
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ArtIsResistance posted:

holy poo poo OP next you're gonna tell me the biggest thread in book barn is gonna be about star wars books or something
Cruel man makes a sad thread sadder.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

ElGroucho posted:

I think its funny some people don't immediately feel something is off-putting about this person

I wouldn't say off-putting, but the first thing I thought was that she's the daughter of the stars of Portlandia.

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
can someone please explain the dog dick thing

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
i found it you loving piece of poo poo

i did this to myself

i could have turned back

http://jezebel.com/knotting-is-the-weird-fanfic-sex-trend-that-cannot-be-u-1606931767

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

End Of Worlds posted:

can someone please explain the dog dick thing

They are sort of like human dicks but dogs have them. Unlike humans they are red and they usually kind of hide up inside themselves. Maybe because dogs don't wear pants? Idk, I'm not an expert.

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

End Of Worlds posted:

i found it you loving piece of poo poo

i did this to myself

i could have turned back

http://jezebel.com/knotting-is-the-weird-fanfic-sex-trend-that-cannot-be-u-1606931767

There is a valuable lesson in all that rubbish: Never try to seperate a dog that humps a bitch in heat, severe injury can (and will) be inflicted on both.
Actually 2 lessons: keep your bitch in heat away from males.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Ah, I watch this cartoon avidly but, being normal, I appreciate it for good reasons, and not creepy internet ones, and DEFINITELY not literally childish ones :D

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

End Of Worlds posted:

i found it you loving piece of poo poo

i did this to myself

i could have turned back

http://jezebel.com/knotting-is-the-weird-fanfic-sex-trend-that-cannot-be-u-1606931767

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

End Of Worlds posted:

can someone please explain the dog dick thing

People who like to write stories about TV characters raping each other did research into the wonderful world of zoology to determine if there was a penis more rapey than the human one, like, the rapiest possible theoretical penis

see, because their imaginary TV character rape was fun for them but they were getting bored with regular old dicks and wanted to try to "think outside the box" vis-a-vis their imaginary TV character anatomy for maximum rapitude

and then they discovered that dog dicks are kinda rapey and they were like "hmm how can I put this knowledge to good use for the future of mankind"

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

loquacius posted:

People who like to write stories about TV characters raping each other did research into the wonderful world of zoology to determine if there was a penis more rapey than the human one, like, the rapiest possible theoretical penis

see, because their imaginary TV character rape was fun for them but they were getting bored with regular old dicks and wanted to try to "think outside the box" vis-a-vis their imaginary TV character anatomy for maximum rapitude

and then they discovered that dog dicks are kinda rapey and they were like "hmm how can I put this knowledge to good use for the future of mankind"

Why didn't they just use duck dicks.

We could have corkscrewing.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

End Of Worlds posted:

can someone please explain the dog dick thing

im pretty sure they hosed a dog and cant get it off

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat
i regret bring family to america

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

loquacius posted:

People who like to write stories about TV characters raping each other did research into the wonderful world of zoology to determine if there was a penis more rapey than the human one, like, the rapiest possible theoretical penis

see, because their imaginary TV character rape was fun for them but they were getting bored with regular old dicks and wanted to try to "think outside the box" vis-a-vis their imaginary TV character anatomy for maximum rapitude

and then they discovered that dog dicks are kinda rapey and they were like "hmm how can I put this knowledge to good use for the future of mankind"

Just wait until they find out about bedbug penises.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

jon joe posted:

Why didn't they just use duck dicks.

We could have corkscrewing.

Probably because duck dicks fall off when the mating season's over.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

jon joe posted:

Why didn't they just use duck dicks.

We could have corkscrewing.

with dog dicks they were also able to staple on that pseudo-science caste-system dominance thing that was observed in wolf packs in captivity but doesn't exist in the wild, which they loved because it also has rape applications

whereas I thought the duck dick actually evolved that way to prevent rape, that's simply no good for them at all

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Cat dicks are barbed because all cat sex is rape. Turn the barbs in to fuckin Lapis or bloodstone and bam, you got yourself some high quality creepy rear end cartoon fanfic

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Maybe we can combine these. Barbed knotted corkscrew dick dong penises.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

loquacius posted:

with dog dicks they were also able to staple on that pseudo-science caste-system dominance thing that was observed in wolf packs in captivity but doesn't exist in the wild, which they loved because it also has rape applications
Somehow, it's always the people obsessed with wolves that ruin things.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



The thread in gbs about the Stephen Universe thread in tviv has accumulated over 200 posts in a few hours

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

Skeleton Ape posted:

The thread in gbs about the Stephen Universe thread in tviv has accumulated over 200 posts in a few hours

And how many posts has the Stephen Universe thread in TVIV accumulated in the same time?

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



jon joe posted:

And how many posts has the Stephen Universe thread in TVIV accumulated in the same time?

Three

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

somebody was permabanned in that thread for defending child sex, if you wanted to know the sort of people who are big fans of that show

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Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Booblord Zagats posted:

Cat dicks are barbed because all cat sex is rape. Turn the barbs in to fuckin Lapis or bloodstone and bam, you got yourself some high quality creepy rear end cartoon fanfic

No penises allowed in the universe of Steven. Rape is acceptable, but only if presented through ambiguous symbolism.

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