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VendaGoat posted:I drive really slow, in the ultra-fast lane, While people behind me are going insane. I'm an asshoooooooooooooooooooole! I pull into the lane next to you and match speed.
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When the person following me for 3 Minutes gets fed up and goes around to pass, I get choked up and turn on slipknot at full blast while crying silently.
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Jul 28, 2016 03:54
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Waltzing Along posted:I pull into the lane next to you and match speed. Good let's block ALL the traffic!
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Jul 28, 2016 03:54
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Never seen this before. This video is amazing.
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Jul 28, 2016 03:57
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Every car should be required to come with cruise control, and it should be a federal law that you must be in cruise mode when in the left lane and your speed must be set to 15 mph above the speed limit.
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Jul 28, 2016 03:59
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The Bananana posted:Idk, I like to use it if the rain starts to fall very hard and I start to be at risk of hydroplaning if I don't significantly reduce my speed. how do blinking lights stop you from hydroplaning? slow down idiot
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Jul 28, 2016 03:59
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reallivedinosaur posted:how do blinking lights stop you from hydroplaning? ...  The lights aren't to prevent me from hydroplaning, idiot. theyre to increase my visibility to drivers behind me who may still be travelling too fast, and might not otherwise have seen me in the heavy rain, which has reduced visibility.
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Jul 28, 2016 04:01
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The Bananana posted:... thats not what blinking lights are for, the people behind you will think you are parked and slam on their brakes learn to drive
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Jul 28, 2016 04:03
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reallivedinosaur posted:thats not what blinking lights are for, the people behind you will think you are parked and slam on their brakes so either people think they've somehow teleported from a freeway to a parking lot, OR mayyybeee just maybe they'll understand the flashing lights are meant as a warning, and drive accordingly. idk. you're right. people are stupid, and neither you or I should be allowed to operate motor vehicles. you fuckman.
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Jul 28, 2016 04:14
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I've received two reckless driving tickets for speeding, so now I drive the speed limit and stay in the right lane mostly. I also stay chill, even when dudes tailgate me for not going fast enough in the slow lane.
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Jul 28, 2016 04:27
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CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:I've received two reckless driving tickets for speeding, so now I drive the speed limit and stay in the right lane mostly. I also stay chill, even when dudes tailgate me for not going fast enough in the slow lane. send me their lic plate numbers, and I'll see to it theyre... taking care of. Texas Justice Style.
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Jul 28, 2016 04:28
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Isaac posted:I drive everywhere with hazards on so i am covered for turning in all directions I swear to god I see morons doing this in gridlock traffic on a daily basis The only thing dumber is driving with no lights on, particularly if you're just creeping along way below the speed limit and then suddenly diving into traffic It's like getting ambushed by a parked car
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Jul 28, 2016 04:33
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i've been stuck behind people that didn't have working taillights 4 times this week. It's scary and you can't even honk at them because they have no clue what you're honking at i've thought about saving the local non emergency police line but i don't want to get executed for using a cellphone while drivin
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Jul 28, 2016 04:35
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I downshift as often as possible to lose speed as much as possible without my brake lights going on praying to get rear ended and hopefully end my miserable existence somehow
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Jul 28, 2016 04:35
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Someone should invent a way to like, beam a voice into the car in front of you so you they can hear me yelling at them when they are driving with no running lights in a torrential downpour at night
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Jul 28, 2016 04:36
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its like passive suicidalism or something idk i just made that up
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Jul 28, 2016 04:36
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:its like passive suicidalism or something idk i just made that up just point a cell phone at a cop, buddy
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Jul 28, 2016 04:38
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Before I started being a chill driver, I would use my emergency brake to slow down without flashing my brake lights just to gently caress with people behind me.
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Jul 28, 2016 04:39
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The Bananana posted:just point a cell phone at a cop, buddy i'm white 
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Jul 28, 2016 04:40
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:i'm white point two cellphones, one in each hand, held sideways.
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Jul 28, 2016 04:41
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The Bananana posted:point two cellphones, one in each hand, held sideways. two cell phones what do you think I am, rich?
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Jul 28, 2016 04:42
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my favorite thing is when people weave between lanes and try to pass on the right and get stuck in the right lane with a car in front of them and a car in the lane next to them so they can't even hit the speed limit also a huge pet peeve is when people use the shoulder to pass traffic in a jam, especially if they do the whole "my right turn signal is on, I'm totally getting off the highway...in a mile and a half  " thankfully cops around here have started posting up on the shoulder and nailing 3-4 cars at a time  I get pretty road-ragey though, I've come pretty close to throwing my half-full coffee cup/plastic soda bottle out my window so it hits the guy tailgating me's windshield., and I used to brake-check and wiper-fluid-check people way too often, but that kind of thing seems like a good way to end up with a vehicular manslaughter charge so I cut it out
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Jul 28, 2016 04:43
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I had someone tailgate me when we had snow/ice covered roads. I live in the south where it's hilly and twisty and no one knows how to drive.
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Jul 28, 2016 04:53
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I single blink my hazards to say "thank you" to the person behind me. Is this not common?
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Jul 28, 2016 04:57
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William Stoner posted:I single blink my hazards to say "thank you" to the person behind me. I do this as well. Truckers seem to especially appreciate it.
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Jul 28, 2016 04:58
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When are you thanking the person behind you? Like if they let you into their lane? I should start doing that, people around here are such assholes that I'm always appreciative when someone lets me onto the highway instead of speeding up to 70 in a 55 in the right lane so I have to wait for them to go by. gently caress trucks forever though. Hm, yes, let me move to the passing lane on a 2-lane road to get in front of this other tractor-trailer, but first let me drive the exact same speed as the truck I'm trying to pass for 15 minutes. Also if it takes you more than 5 seconds to figure out that flashing my high beams means "go ahead" I'm loving going
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Jul 28, 2016 05:29
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People who drive Nissans are assholes. There I said it.  gently caress Ya'll!
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Jul 28, 2016 05:30
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VendaGoat posted:People who drive Nissans are assholes. There I said it.  also Maserati has replaced BMW as the nouveau riche douchebag status symbol of choice apparently
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Jul 28, 2016 05:39
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i love it when i'm feeling polite or unsure or whatever and I wave for someone to go first and then they wave back for me to go first instead and then I have to shift into gear and check my left and right and by then sometimes they start to go instead because I didn't immediately just peel out
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Jul 28, 2016 05:41
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drunk asian neighbor posted:
I don't thin k we should listen to this guy about driving, yall. I'm just sayin. you know cause of the Asian thing.
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Jul 28, 2016 05:42
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Driving safely and sensibly is very easy
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Jul 28, 2016 05:43
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Isaac posted:Driving safely and sensibly is very easy its really pretty easy if you don't wait until the last possible moment to leave for your destination. I seriously have nothing better to do and I just drive around and watch people drive crazy just for something to do sometimes.
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Jul 28, 2016 05:45
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I seriously have nothing better to do and I just drive around and watch people drive crazy just for something to do sometimes. -A Nascar Fan
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Jul 28, 2016 05:46
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The Bananana posted:-A Nascar Fan nah just really loving bored, lonely and mental a goon, if you will
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Jul 28, 2016 05:49
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Jul 28, 2016 05:51
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I've slowed down to 25-30 and put my hazards on on the interstate many times. Everyone else was doing it so why not. If a cop wants to pull me over while we're driving through a hurricane/tropical storm where I can barely see 5 feet in front of me, fine.
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Jul 28, 2016 05:54
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I like to pick my nose and dig out all the snot and boogers and store them under my desk or on the side of my bed. In-fact just as I opened this thread I was exploring lucrative gold mining opportunities. I might be getting some on my laptop TBQH. This is the anonymous confessions thread, correct?
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Jul 28, 2016 05:58
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Murphy Brownback posted:I've slowed down to 25-30 and put my hazards on on the interstate many times. Everyone else was doing it so why not. If a cop wants to pull me over while we're driving through a hurricane/tropical storm where I can barely see 5 feet in front of me, fine. yeah I think that's an extenuating circumstance Always wondered why I so often see trucks put their hazards on but continue doing 70+ tho
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Jul 28, 2016 06:04
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The only reason you will ever deal with cops is by driving wrong. Driving properly keeps you out of trouble.
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Isaac posted:The only reason you will ever deal with cops is by driving wrong. Driving properly keeps you out of trouble. if you're white yeah
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