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CJacobs posted:/ I am serious Herr Tog fucked around with this message at 06:13 on Nov 29, 2016 |
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I was waiting until the last possible minute to submit this one. I'm not going to use him that often to avoid possible conflicts of interest. I just figured I'd post it up front rather than surprise anyone untoward. Name: Asriel Dreemurr Age: 21(?) Gender: Male Nationality: Underground (American?) Style: Spot Monkey Size: Light Heavyweight Wears a Mask?: No Gimmick: Mrs. Dreemurr's baby boy. The self-proclaimed "God of Hyperdeath" and Prince of All Monsters. Really just an edgy shitlord trying a bit too hard to be "cool", but inside he's just an oversensitive SOUL. (Think Mankind on the outside, Mick Foley on the inside). Finisher: Star Blazing (shooting star press off the top turnbuckle) Disposition: Heel (but really a Face, deep down inside)
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:47 |
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Well. We ready to light this det cord, or what? When's our inaugural taping?
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:56 |
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Danger-Pumpkin posted:Well. We ready to light this det cord, or what? When's our inaugural taping? I'm gonna arrange the roster and get everything plugged into TEW tomorrow in the hopes of having an opening update ready for Friday or Saturday. I already know who Fae is submitting for her wrestlers Zarya and Mei from Overwatch, but I'll keep the submission window open until the posted deadline in case there's any last-last-last second subs though, but we're more or less locked in and ready to go.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 05:57 |
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Name: Commander Adam Malkavich Age: 40's Gender: Male Nationality: Spacenoid Style: Manager but will henshin into a Regular Wrestler Size: Heavy Weight Wears a Mask: Yes but only in combat as accordance with regs. Gimmick: Believes to be acting commander of all Samus' in all known space. Will provide them with tactical insight and chastise them for taking risks or using too much force or tell him what to do. Calls are females 'Lady.' When in combat he will wear a strange blue skin tight space suit and ask Samus' if they remember him. Finisher: DD214 (A Pedigree) Disposition: Heel but in some Samus' eyes he is a face. Theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5QzHNZTxZw Herr Tog fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Nov 29, 2016 |
# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:06 |
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Herr Tog posted:I am serious Name: Mada - DARK ADAM Age: I don't play metroids Gender: Male(?) Nationality: Refer to Age Style: Technician Size: Lightweight Wears a Mask?: No Gimmick: Pretentious jerk, Adam, is a manager for anyone who happens to be unlucky enough to get lose their contract to him. He thinks he's the greatest military mind, but still loses a lot. Has a bad habit of handicapping wrestlers under his care by restricting their moveset. Finisher: BOTTLE SHIP! (Missile Drop Kick from the top rope) Disposition: Face Jobbo_Fett fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Nov 29, 2016 |
# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:12 |
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lol
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:12 |
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Can we please have two Adams?
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:14 |
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Why the gently caress not?
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:17 |
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: gently caress.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:18 |
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what has science done
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:22 |
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FPzero posted:: gently caress. : gently caress.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:23 |
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Krysmphoenix posted:what has science done : SHOCKROCKEEEEET!!!!
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:24 |
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nine-gear crow posted:Why the gently caress not? While we are at it can we please remove your terrible suggestions? FPzero posted:: gently caress. Jobbo_Fett posted:: fixed
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:25 |
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Herr Tog posted:While we are at it can we please remove your terrible suggestions? Paging Blind Sally
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:27 |
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Well crow, when you came to me and said you didn't expect this now did you? LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE CROW.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:29 |
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FPzero posted:Well crow, when you came to me and said Another terrible suggestion
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:32 |
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Herr Tog posted:While we are at it can we please remove your terrible suggestions? The thread's first heel turn. So it begins.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:32 |
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They are here in spirit, if nothing else. Name: ??? Age: 21(?) Gender: ??? Nationality: Underground (American?) Style: Psychopath Size: Lightweight Wears a Mask?: No Gimmick: Wants to 100% this game and move on to the next one. Finisher: 999999999*infinity Disposition: Heel (unless needed for more content) not sure if I'm allowed, so ignore if need be
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:34 |
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SystemLogoff posted:They are here in spirit, if nothing else. Chara is indeed going to be a part of Asriel's gimmick, yes.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:42 |
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No, please, no
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:43 |
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nine-gear crow posted:Chara is indeed going to be a part of Asriel's gimmick, yes. This makes me happy. Herr Tog posted:No, please, no
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:48 |
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Name: Jonathan. Age: He'll kill you if you ask. Gender: Male. We never worked up the courage to confirm this though. We just kinda assumed... Nationality: He comes from the sky Style: Psychopath Size: Very Small Wears a Mask: No Gimmick: Ruthless murderer who will kill you and steal your chips. Stupidly lucky and will always roll 7 on a 6 sided die. Finisher: Jonathan Rush - teleports to an enemy and goes full psycho bird on them. Disposition: Heel. Mysticblade fucked around with this message at 07:26 on Nov 29, 2016 |
# ? Nov 29, 2016 06:49 |
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nine-gear crow posted:
I motion that all Samus' and their Adams are in this brand.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 07:04 |
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 08:58 |
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nine-gear crow posted:: SHOCKROCKEEEEET!!!! : And that was how I met your mother! : Uh, Sir? Who, uh, who are you talking to? : Oh, no one. Yet.
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 16:02 |
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time travel's a helluva thing
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# ? Nov 29, 2016 16:15 |
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So has TEW 2013 been updated/patched in any significant way or have they completely moved onto TEW 2016?
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 01:54 |
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Kalvida posted:So has TEW 2013 been updated/patched in any significant way or have they completely moved onto TEW 2016? The last major patch for it has was released in March of 2016. I haven't downloaded it yet, but it plugs it every time I open it, so I'll have to pick that up before I get going. I'm just plugging everyone's submissions into the program now. It's going to be a bit of a slough to get everyone in, but once I have all the details ironed out, it's done for good, so it's just a matter of powering through the boring part.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 02:18 |
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STATUS UPDATE: I've got the first two and a half-ish pages worth of submissions fully plugged into TEW 2013. It's a long and tedious process because there's a LOT of stats the game takes into consideration and I have to do this for every last one of our 120-some wrestlers. Then there's even more poo poo to work out related to the company, the game world, media, and wrestler relations. Basically, the behind the scenes work is going to be very front-loaded and may take another few days yet, but we're getting there.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 08:12 |
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nine-gear crow posted:STATUS UPDATE: I've got the first two and a half-ish pages worth of submissions fully plugged into TEW 2013. It's a long and tedious process because there's a LOT of stats the game takes into consideration and I have to do this for every last one of our 120-some wrestlers. Then there's even more poo poo to work out related to the company, the game world, media, and wrestler relations. So about halfway through, not bad progress. I know that each wrestler gave a brief description of their skills and story but how are you/the computer determining how good each one is. Is there a degree of randomization going on?
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 08:47 |
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Sad King Billy posted:So about halfway through, not bad progress. It's a bit of both. I'm trying to play the majority of the wrestlers as close to middle of the road as possible, though there are a few that will be getting markedly better or worse stats than others based off who/what I personally feel would make good stars or jobbers, or in some cases, just what I think is funny. Then once I start the simulation the RNG will start mashing them all together and we'll see what happens. Though everything is in flux based mainly on the writing, so I could easily tank a superstar or push a jobber up the ladder to suit a storyline that might emerge. So don't get too offended if, say, your (and I say your in the broad sense, not yours specifically) wrestler turns out to be a spectacular flop, there is no overt malice involved in my decision making process... or the RNG's. Though please do feel free to accuse me of the filthiest cronyism when Lightning and Undyne clown everyone in their way because Artix and CJacobs submitted them EDIT: Really, if anything, I feel I may be being a bit too generous with the vast majority of people, stats wise. But we'll see. nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 09:05 on Dec 2, 2016 |
# ? Dec 2, 2016 09:01 |
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Hey, I won't bring it up if Speedoman becomes the world's greatest jobber. But I will cry foul if Jonathan ends up a jobber.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 09:06 |
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It'll come down to Business Suit Samus and the Adams versus Undertale.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 09:12 |
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Herr Tog posted:It'll come down to Business Suit Samus and the Adams versus Undertale. Poor Asriel. He's gonna die... again.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 09:16 |
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 09:24 |
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I hope Samus always wins against Dark Samus. Like, completely dominates her every time.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 10:33 |
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I appreciate that there is a rivalry brewing between the Metroids and the Undertales and that promos are already being cut and the game hasn't even begun yet,
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 10:41 |
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(Late, Crow-approved entry!) Introducing the hottest tag-team in wrestling.....Siberian Winter!! Name: Aleksandra "Zarya" Zaryanova Age: 28 Gender: Female Nationality: Russian Style: Regular Wrestler....and a proton cannon Size: Heavyweight Wears a Mask?: No Gimmick: Zarya is one of, if not the strongest woman alive and knows it. Having begun training to become a weightlifter after her home village was attacked by robots, she's worked for years to be at the peak of her strength so she can protect the country and the people she loves the most. After spending some time as a soldier, she decided to get into wrestling as an excuse to tear off robot parts and be paid for it. Finisher: Has a proton cannon and can deadlift 512KG (around 1100lbs). You figure it out. Disposition: Face Name: Mei-Ling Zhou Age: 31....technically Gender: Female Nationality: Chinese Style: Technician Size: Lightweight Wears a Mask?: No Gimmick: She's happy, cheerful, optimistic and probably one of the nicest people you'll ever meet. A former climatologist, she spent an unknown amount of years being cryogenically frozen after a disaster struck her research station. After being woken up and readjusting to the world, and aided by her drone buddy Snowball, she decided to get into wrestling with Zarya, partially as something to do but mostly because it looked really fun. Finisher: She can make ice with her gun, even if there's no moisture in the air. She uses this to make walls, obstacles, projectiles and even to freeze her opponents in a solid block of ice. Disposition: Face
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 11:06 |
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nine-gear crow posted:It's a bit of both. I'm trying to play the majority of the wrestlers as close to middle of the road as possible, though there are a few that will be getting markedly better or worse stats than others based off who/what I personally feel would make good stars or jobbers, or in some cases, just what I think is funny. Then once I start the simulation the RNG will start mashing them all together and we'll see what happens. Though everything is in flux based mainly on the writing, so I could easily tank a superstar or push a jobber up the ladder to suit a storyline that might emerge. I don't expect any of my wrestlers to be top bill, it is all about the story after all and The Dog Thief has a bit of a Brooklyn Brawler vibe about him, but steals dogs.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 11:18 |