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thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Okay, so applying the most accurate predictor of UK politics - "What is the stupidest possible outcome?" - I'm going to predict that the May Deal fails, No Deal is ruled out, but then the delay gets defeated.

This seems honestly the most likely thing to happen at the moment. We resolve to do nothing, when we cannot do nothing.

E: 10 March 1977: Astronomers discover the rings of Uranus.

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namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."

But there's obviously going to be an impact - every newspaper front page or cut out image used in the news potentially becomes iconic and defining the politician for years to come so simply hammering a candidate with shots of them eating bacon sandwiches or full body Tory power stances will deny them the chance of being taken seriously.

Hobo
Dec 12, 2007

Forum bum
I mean that outcome basically says that unless there’s a new deal in the rest of March, Article 50 should be revoked, so it’s not as stupid as you make it out to be.

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."
https://twitter.com/EL4JC/status/1104679154275024896?s=19

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
Here's a little graphic from the Guardian about the various possible permutations of the upcoming votes.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Hobo posted:

I mean that outcome basically says that unless there’s a new deal in the rest of March, Article 50 should be revoked, so it’s not as stupid as you make it out to be.

I think the implicit suggestion is that if they can't agree to an extension they very definitely cannot agree to call it off.

Vagabong
Mar 2, 2019
How do people here rate the Independant Group's chances of surviving the next general elections? Surley as the party of anti-Brexit and not much else, they can only really survive in the horrible Brexit limbo that British politics have been stuck in since 2016, on account of the fact that once Brexit occurs it'll be too late, and if it is cancelled the only issue they're united on becomes a moot point.

kingturnip
Apr 18, 2008

JustaDamnFool posted:

How do people here rate the Independant Group's chances of surviving the next general elections? Surley as the party of anti-Brexit and not much else, they can only really survive in the horrible Brexit limbo that British politics have been stuck in since 2016, on account of the fact that once Brexit occurs it'll be too late, and if it is cancelled the only issue they're united on becomes a moot point.

They'll have asked the people bankrolling them to find constituencies with marginal seats, where the idea of these clueless twats running for MP isn't immediately met with derision.
So I guess be on the look out for some polling with suspiciously leading questions (even for commissioned polls) that ends up with a 15-20% estimated vote share for Chuka et al.

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


JustaDamnFool posted:

How do people here rate the Independant Group's chances of surviving the next general elections? Surley as the party of anti-Brexit and not much else, they can only really survive in the horrible Brexit limbo that British politics have been stuck in since 2016, on account of the fact that once Brexit occurs it'll be too late, and if it is cancelled the only issue they're united on becomes a moot point.

Chuka's apparently popular in his own constituency so he may survive, the others will get slaughtered for sure.

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


JustaDamnFool posted:

How do people here rate the Independant Group's chances of surviving the next general elections? Surley as the party of anti-Brexit and not much else, they can only really survive in the horrible Brexit limbo that British politics have been stuck in since 2016, on account of the fact that once Brexit occurs it'll be too late, and if it is cancelled the only issue they're united on becomes a moot point.

Anti-Brexit is a policy, and they don't 'do' policies, so their chances at the next general election aren't much different than they are today.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

It depends on when the next election is and how long the campaign will be.

A snap election now would likely wipe all or most of them out as they aren't actually a political party. The longer they get to organise, fundraise and register as a party, the higher their chances are.

BizarroAzrael
Apr 6, 2006

"That must weigh heavily on your soul. Let me purge it for you."

JustaDamnFool posted:

How do people here rate the Independant Group's chances of surviving the next general elections? Surley as the party of anti-Brexit and not much else, they can only really survive in the horrible Brexit limbo that British politics have been stuck in since 2016, on account of the fact that once Brexit occurs it'll be too late, and if it is cancelled the only issue they're united on becomes a moot point.

Given how most of the Labour splitters had lost VONCs I suspect they would lose to new candidates if they tried to retain their seats, Sourbry was at risk of losing to Labour already. That assumes they try to hold their current seats, but it's hard to see how they could win elsewhere, since moving seats would rightly be seen as cynical and avoiding accountability from their current constituents.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Hobo posted:

I mean that outcome basically says that unless there’s a new deal in the rest of March, Article 50 should be revoked, so it’s not as stupid as you make it out to be.
This is the operative word. A vote saying you won't accept No Deal doesn't mean you won't get it, if you don't explicitly create a mechanism to avoid it. "Should" just means you have to go to Parliament again to actually revoke Article 50. Instead of "Won't accept No Deal" the vote should be on "Article 50 is automatically revoked when time's up, unless a deal has been accepted by Parliament". You have to have essentially that vote at some point anyway, and it doesn't even rule out Brexit outright - it just puts the onus on (hard) Brexiteers to come up with a plan or agree to a delay.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1104696309691412480?s=19

https://twitter.com/georgeeaton/status/1104695416891822080?s=19
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/1104696040425443328?s=19

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

In addition the success of TIG will also be somewhat dependent on whether they're going to position to split the Labour vote or the conservative vote as this will define the majority of the media's stance towards them when they stop being an entertaining side show

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Westminster Voting Intention (ft. TIG) wasn't a very good band.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I liked their song (Tinge Man) in Hammersmith Palais.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
i can’t believe jezza is forcing us to do brexit because he hates all the good jews

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Namtab posted:

In addition the success of TIG will also be somewhat dependent on whether they're going to position to split the Labour vote or the conservative vote as this will define the majority of the media's stance towards them when they stop being an entertaining side show

They're aiming to split the Labour vote. This should be obvious.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
love 2 be an obvious tool of capital

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Jedit posted:

They're aiming to split the Labour vote. This should be obvious.

are they really going to manage that though

doesn't seem like a corbynite election campaign would compete much with the TIGers, should be easy to paint them as tory collaborators

still lolling that douglas carswell had more integrity than this lot

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.
That's a very reassuring poll if it's accurate - TIG bleeding support from Tories and lib dems, not just Labour.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

V. Illych L. posted:

are they really going to manage that though

doesn't seem like a corbynite election campaign would compete much with the TIGers, should be easy to paint them as tory collaborators

still lolling that douglas carswell had more integrity than this lot

It doesn't matter. They're centrists, they will be competing with Labour for the lefty-inclined centrist vote in key marginals.

They do not have to do well. They just have to swing the vote by a percentage point or two in those cases, to kill the entire election.

Noxville
Dec 7, 2003

thespaceinvader posted:

It doesn't matter. They're centrists, they will be competing with Labour for the lefty-inclined centrist vote in key marginals.

They do not have to do well. They just have to swing the vote by a percentage point or two in those cases, to kill the entire election.

There’s less than a dozen of them too though

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

Bardeh posted:

Here's a little graphic from the Guardian about the various possible permutations of the upcoming votes.



This but in the style of that iceberg picture with porn genres

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Pochoclo posted:

This but in the style of that iceberg picture with porn genres

Wait what picture?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
lol

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Minds indepedent of any such fetters as reality or logic. Minds totally free, unshacked to this mortal plane, conceiving ideas from universes of fancy and wonder.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

serious gaylord posted:

Its a conscious decision. Editors will always veto photos that give off the wrong impression so the fact most mainstream photos of may are showing her with unhinged expressions is trying to drive a point.

I'm sure someones done a study on it.

Oh, I have no doubt it's deliberate. I just find it amusing how blatant (and justified) it is.

toiletbrush
May 17, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

The only time Brits care about dead kids is:
  • Tragic ryol bab or other celeb death
  • Photogenic white child murdered by evil ped and/or video game kids
  • nife krime! Why won't salad javid ban spatulas? (You'll only see photos of the victim if they're a Hokny tho)
  • Evil chav dad beat bab ded; with no examination of systemic issues other than "why do social services not have powers of precognition? This is do-gooders fault, even though it was us complaining when social services did take kids away."
you forgot about when the evil NHS allows a dead but otherwise perfectly healthy baby to die

Microplastics
Jul 6, 2007

:discourse:
It's what's for dinner.

toiletbrush posted:

dead but otherwise perfectly healthy

Nominating this for next month's thread title

UKMT April: dead but otherwise perfectly healthy

inkjet_lakes
Feb 9, 2015

Enjoying the irony of people who want to shrink the state also calling for National Service to be introduced.

inkjet_lakes
Feb 9, 2015
This just cropped up on Facebook, appears to show coppers beating a man then slamming the door when they realise there's a camera, anyone encountered it before?
Person posting it claims it's from Humberside, a force which did suspend six officers around the time this footage was said to have surfaced.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2710245005714903&id=196726563733439

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


inkjet_lakes posted:

Enjoying the irony of people who want to shrink the state also calling for National Service to be introduced.

I was gonna say that was a joke from the video then I remembered its one of their 2 irl policies

LOL they are insanely poo poo parodies and as long as they don't lose the election for Labour I'm really enjoying them so far

It's entirely possible the media spends years frothing and foaming about how good and important they are then nobody at all votes for them or they split the tory vote instead

gh0stpinballa
Mar 5, 2019

very much enjoying the libs now saying that while it's nice corbyn wants a people's vote now actually isn't a good uhh time because uhh reasons

jaete
Jun 21, 2009


Nap Ghost

goddamnedtwisto posted:

Okay, so applying the most accurate predictor of UK politics - "What is the stupidest possible outcome?" - I'm going to predict that the May Deal fails, No Deal is ruled out, but then the delay gets defeated.

My prediction: May's deal fails; May is asked by everyone to quit but doesn't; No Deal is ruled out; delay is requested; EU rejects delay

For maximum stupidity, May then still doesn't quit and there's a VoNC which fails to remove her

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

inkjet_lakes posted:

Enjoying the irony of people who want to shrink the state also calling for National Service to be introduced.

I like the idea of national service, but more in a "teach everyone the use of explosives" kind of way which is probably not what most conservatives have in mind

Cerebral Bore
Apr 21, 2010


Fun Shoe

It's pretty funny that the tiggers ended up as somehow even more dead-end lib dems.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

gh0stpinballa posted:

does feel very much like corbynism is in retreat at the moment.
The more I think about it, the more I feel like it's the labour press office that are dropping the ball.

Assuming it's true that Kuenssberg (or someone above her) is deliberately misinterpreting 'balanced coverage' as 'get a tory on, and get a far right mouthpiece on, and exclude labour,' then why aren't the press office pursuing it? Why aren't they insisting that an authorised labour MP (i.e. not Dianne Abbott, who is a fantastic MP off screen, but doesn't deal well with being put on the spot) is given a place to counterargue? Why aren't they pursuing it in the courts or demanding changes to legislation? Or is it a by product of Corbyn's 'kinder politics' where they try not to rub it in the tories faces when they gently caress up?

I mean maybe it's just the Tories being able to throw more ad / sponsor money around, but I rarely hear or see anything directly from Labour on the paid channels or in the press, or on social media, and I follow a lot of leftie sources.

It just feels like the news is full of Tory outrages right now and Labour are just not there when it comes to capitalising on it. I'm a huge fan of the policies Corbyn wants to implement, but not the way he's going about it.

inkjet_lakes posted:

Enjoying the irony of people who want to shrink the state also calling for National Service to be introduced.
"I don't want the government to force me to stop doing things I like, but I'd love it if they'd force those other people to stop doing things I don't like" is the hypocritical cry of the libertarian.

Bobby Deluxe fucked around with this message at 13:43 on Mar 10, 2019

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CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
why doesn't the resurgent left use the courts to address media bias, i thought, credibly.

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