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Speedboat Jones posted:You sound fat, you can touch your own. Theyre not called boobs, they're called massive pecs and its not the same
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Gatts posted:Isn't that why we have E/N? no e/n is for never making threads about your problems, ever 
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Dat feeling when stretchmarks
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lol le epic get dem feels voted 5 spanish manlove
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Robo Reagan posted:lol le epic get dem feels voted 5 spanish manlove my face when someone gets a joke 
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im gonna cry cry cry cry 96 tears.
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Aug 7, 2014 20:52
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haha I like crywank island 
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I feel like I should just be able to go to the store and buy painkillers whenever I want. Like it blows my mind it's 2014 and I can watch terrorists live-tweet the conquest of an entire region but I can't buy some loving weak-rear end codeine no question asked. Instead they just sell literal poison like Tylenol that does nothing but kill your organs. It's not really stopping addicts, they just turn to illegal drugs and petty crimes. So instead I gotta go drive an hour, waste some doctors time, get a piece of paper, waste some pharmacists time, drive home. I'm a loving grown man, my back hurts, gently caress you I should be able to buy some weakass vicodin otc. Meanwhile I can go buy some everclear, blackout and go blind all in one night no questions asked.  This is my crywank story. I didn't cry, but I did wank, thank you for reading what I typed with one hand.
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Aug 7, 2014 21:04
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I'd bring a hammock to Crywank Island.
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my problem is that i read the thread title as cybertwink island very disappointed
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Aug 7, 2014 21:12
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im so loving rich, i couldnt possibly spend all my money, alsoParallax Scroll posted:my dicks too big same
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Aug 7, 2014 21:16
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Cesar Cedeno posted:I feel like I should just be able to go to the store and buy painkillers whenever I want. nah dude, for some very specific reasons
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1gnoirents posted:nah dude, for some very specific reasons I've never heard any good ones. I'm not talking legal heroin here, i'm talking mid-grade pain pills. Are people going to abuse them, sure. People abuse alcohol now and that's far worse for you, no one seems to give a poo poo.
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Parallax Scroll posted:my dicks too big
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Oh man. I invite you to visit like 1/3 of america please plus if you have real pain you can get that poo poo so easy. its like a non issue
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Afraid of Audio posted:so do you cry then wank, wank while crying, or wank then cry Cry before and during, use tears as lube
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1gnoirents posted:Oh man. I invite you to visit like 1/3 of america please Some pain is not legitimate pain. But also take ibuprofen for your back pain, not Tylenol.
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i fapped too much and i now have a scab on my penis but i refuse to stop fapping so the wound keeps reopening and will never heal
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1gnoirents posted:Oh man. I invite you to visit like 1/3 of america please I'm from lovely Appalachia, I know all about pain-pill abuse. and guess what, making them legal/OTC would actually be big loving improvement. Most people would be content to just quietly abuse pills their whole life if that's what they want to do. Instead they run out of pills, can't get more, and move on to heroin and meth (or commit crimes that would not happen otherwise), which is in another loving league of trouble compared to poo poo like oxy. Not to mention the money we would save from no longer arresting and throwing pill-heads in jail for not really bothering anyone. But this is Crywank, and I post these complaints here because I know America will die facedown in a pile of poo poo before it has sensible drug policies. Fandyien posted:if oxy were legal i'd do it every day for teh rest of my god forsaken life lol good, why shouldn't you be able to? You can be drunk from dawn till dusk every day of your life if you want, and that is objectively worse for you. Cesar Cedeno fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Aug 7, 2014 |
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if oxy were legal i'd do it every day for teh rest of my god forsaken life
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if it bleeds pretend ur hand is on its period
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things are p good for me. I start a new job in 6 weeks so I'm sitting around at my current job getting paid to shitpost
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I thought that in england you could get OTC alka-seltzer w/codiene  I guess it sucks that my dick's sore from fuckin so much rear end lately, but your mom's really good at flexing her sphincterkagel op.
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drat I thought this was gonnan be a thread about britain so i could britain it up
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some swedish motherfucker told me they have a word for crywanking and it's 'gråtrunka'. I think swedes are crywanking all day long.
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Aug 7, 2014 22:40
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Aint no shame in crymaxing.
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I'm so bummed out about all this wealth I've accumulated. I mean what am I going to do with all this money?! I'm 21 years old and super good looking and healthy and in shape with a big meaty 10 inch penis and I just can't figure out how I'm going to be able to spend it all in the next 70+ years. MO MONEY MO PROBLEMS.
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Aug 7, 2014 22:46
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whenevetr i pee in my blue toilet waters it turn the wAters green instead ovf staying a pretty blue color IM SO MAD
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Aug 7, 2014 22:48
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I'm gay.
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Fandyien posted:if oxy were legal i'd do it every day for teh rest of my god forsaken life Same but with sucking dick.
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I am stuck in the early 90s.
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Yeah so I tried crying on my dick then wanking, i wasn't really feeling it so I'd appreciate any advice from experienced crywankers here. is some chafing and blackening normal? I figured it was so I just powered through. Also my glans is kind of salty now, would a tear substitute work for those of us who don't like the taste of salt? Thanks in advance.
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im still a virgin, i was never in the military, and i hacvent been trucking these past few months. ive been playing gears of war & halo campaigns in my parents basement for the past 5 yrs and i got so sick of myself that i created this image to hopefully make the internet thinking i was cool and not a loser. but now those things are cool in fyad so i feel like a fcking retard of course . i havent had a job since i quit chipotle when i was 18 and i only managed to just now get internet back because i wrote a really good essay for my parents about how i was goin to change my life. for some time i was able to use wifi via this usb adapter i stole from walmart but my mom saw my pc on the network and took my usb wifi card away., i managed to grow a pot plant on the roof since they never go up there and it gets plenty of sunlight and thats the only think keeping my sane right now, mom tried starving me but my dad is coo and gives me some money to stock up the electric cooler in my room w/ bologna & cheese. sometimes i go fishing on my neighbhours dock when hes not home because hes never seen me irl even though ive lived here my whole life lol. well im off to hit the pavement, got a few leads on some gigs. wish me luck
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Megadyptes posted:some swedish motherfucker told me they have a word for crywanking and it's 'gråtrunka'. I think swedes are crywanking all day long. true and also true
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Megadyptes posted:some swedish motherfucker told me they have a word for crywanking and it's 'gråtrunka'. I think swedes are crywanking all day long. Surprisingly, we've got words for almost everything 
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run this through google translate: gråtdansrunka and you will realize why ours is the superior language
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whats that little circle what hangs out above the a sound like?
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Fandyien posted:whats that little circle what hangs out above the a sound like? "ffftttnlhghhh" e: you wouldn't understand, it's all very intricate and complex. e 2: kind of like “oh”, or o as in “over”. gently caress why you making me seriouspost you dingus Cake Smashing Boob fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Aug 7, 2014 |
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butplug accident posted:im still a virgin, i was never in the military, and i hacvent been trucking these past few months. ive been playing gears of war & halo campaigns in my parents basement for the past 5 yrs and i got so sick of myself that i created this image to hopefully make the internet thinking i was cool and not a loser. but now those things are cool in fyad so i feel like a fcking retard of course . i havent had a job since i quit chipotle when i was 18 and i only managed to just now get internet back because i wrote a really good essay for my parents about how i was goin to change my life. for some time i was able to use wifi via this usb adapter i stole from walmart but my mom saw my pc on the network and took my usb wifi card away., i managed to grow a pot plant on the roof since they never go up there and it gets plenty of sunlight and thats the only think keeping my sane right now, mom tried starving me but my dad is coo and gives me some money to stock up the electric cooler in my room w/ bologna & cheese. sometimes i go fishing on my neighbhours dock when hes not home because hes never seen me irl even though ive lived here my whole life lol. well im off to hit the pavement, got a few leads on some gigs. wish me luck wioa its like readyin my own life story,, dam
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