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Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Bored posted:

This is apparently a book cover:

I could have sworn we had a terrible book covers thread in PYF, but I couldn't find it.

Damnit. It looks like the author had a real artist do the cover art after the internet made fun of the one I posted.

There is a decent Tumblr page for them

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Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

YellerBill posted:

How is that horrible? That's beautiful!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5K6NGT0Esc

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Garnavis posted:

I really want to know what the challenge is.

Sometimes you gamble and lose

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Ishamael posted:

I have seen people posting this one lately, and I don't know why.

Not when there is a far superior headline image to grab.



No word yet on his Dumb Chauffeur?

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Barometer posted:

drat, things have really gone downhill after the Big Lebowski.



Moments later, Goodman showed that smug fuckin' cop the life of the mind.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

DrBouvenstein posted:

I'm more upset than I should be that's there's no Louisiana license plate in there.

Let's be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or place to perform some kind of half-assed autopsy on a fruit. And I'm not gonna stand here and watch that thing cut open and that little Barbie girl spill out over the dock!

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~


THAT'S ME IN THE CORNER
THAT'S ME IN THE PIT - LANES
LOSING QUALIFICATION

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

I got my spine I got my orange pants :getin:

EDIT: Screw it, no changes necessary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQN7A6Vl1H4

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Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~


A classy tribute to the late George Jones, no doubt.

Horses and ducks? I once asked a girl on a dating website "who would win in a fight between a 100-foot tall Tupac and 100 foot-tall Biggies". Her answer was "BIGGIE BCUZ TUPAC NEED GUN".

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Barometer posted:

Wasn't that :thejoke: ?




load-bearing drywall implicated in collapse

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Just get the Rainbow in the Dark sampler pack if you wanna try it without springing for a whole sixer.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Thievery posted:



Facebook ads, i've missed you.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

cheerfullydrab posted:

Porkchop sandwiches? Are we now posting things from the Early Internet?

lookit this scrub who thinks 2004 was "early internet". You probably don't even know what PINE isn't

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTpUVAcvWfU

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Red Ryder posted:

Ah.. Circumcised, and?

Mangosteen and load-bearing drywall

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Today I learned that goons are terrified of ten pound birds that shatter like candy glass when you hit them.

You know who the last person was to underestimate the destructive power of a goose? Captain "Sully" Sullenberger. He'll never make that mistake again. Dude hates geese.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ7Vp64p4A0

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Shelf Adventure posted:

I like to think that each one of these stories was followed by a sigh and then a resigned but cheerful "oh well, that's life!"

"I was raped by Santa. Oh well, that's life!"

It's like the most hosed up sitcom.

Followed by this sound as we go to commercial

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~


LONGER LUNCH BREAKS?!?

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

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Snowy posted:

The only funny thing about football is that picture with two players hugging and the other guy's shirt says Gay.

That's it.

As someone who hates football, I gotta say you're wrong. Yes, quite wrong.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

hooah posted:

Speaking of amusing locations in Michigan...


This was on my drive between home and college.



Yes, I'd say it is

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

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beato posted:

Good job this doesn't come in Giant sizes


The Hardy Boys Mysteries #347: The Ghost Pirates of Cape Grim

Mike the TV posted:

I only buy the 3-liter bottles of Mountain Lion from Food Lion. :colbert:

You just can't beat the sale price of 99 cents.



Mountain Lion is for mark-rear end busters, real Gs roll with Dr. Perky

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Agent355 posted:

Is there a thread for 'lovely construction photos' anywhere on SA? I would read that thread.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7zPiTHjzVI

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Johnny Aztec posted:

Dude put in dozens and dozens of outlets. Like one every couple feet. Ones under cabinets(as in inside them), ones on the wall above cabinets. Waaay more than needed, even had the inspector say "wtf man, take most of these out"!

the inspector "literally screamed" at him. After failing inspection 11 times, he got a license and signed off on it himself.

EDIT: You know, just click on the banner with his name, that thread tells you all you need to know about the trainwreck that is equivalent-of-a-Major Grover.

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Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

Maytag posted:

Shut up dorks you talk too loving much and you're boring as poo poo.

groverhaus is never not funny

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

MiketheGreat posted:

Uncle Jesse died?

Yep. 1920-1997, RIP :(


Iron Crowned posted:

Yeah, Dio was just marijuana, I don't think they made a great algorythim for anything outside of the obvious puns they straight programed.

and yet, oddly, Pink Floyd just recommends box wine.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

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Jibo posted:

I'm listening to Run The Jewels so I decided to type it in to that drinkify thing. It suggests I drink an entire bottle of Laphroaig, which I actually have but I don't think I'm going to do that (especially since the album is only 30 minutes or so long).



"You Paid to See Nickelback and Three Days Grace" is a perfectly fitting title for an Anal oval office song.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

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now available in the gift shop of Guy Fieri's American Grill

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

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In post-Soviet Russia, brother always come out with just dick in hand.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

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Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

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Hummingbirds posted:

This picture looks loving horrible but it doesn't actually seem like the ladder could fall, since it's braced against the railing. I guess it would be pretty easy to fall while getting on and off the ladder, though.

grover alt account spotted

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