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King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


What's with all the heartfelt apologies and boo hoo-ing

Where are the fart jokes lowtax

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Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003




i thought itd be all fart jokes and aoogah car noises but hes genuinely apologetic + scarin me

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002



He's sorry for your posts

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

teh

Lowtax cares about these forums

SpicyMeatSandwich
Apr 22, 2007



Lowtax doesn't use drugs, that was a bottle of Lipitor

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

"When I see someone tilting my tables, I shoot the Bastard. That's my policy!"


King of Internet posted:

What's with all the heartfelt apologies and boo hoo-ing

Where are the fart jokes lowtax

It's true. Autistic people can't pick up sarcasm.

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


King of Internet posted:

What's with all the heartfelt apologies and boo hoo-ing

Where are the fart jokes lowtax

your mom's a fart joke

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011

by XyloJW


King of Internet posted:

Where are the fart jokes lowtax

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
VAGINA AVOIDER; LEADER OF THE BIBLE STUDY GROUP; WETTEST BLANKET


I just wish lowtax would have added a poll to his apology thread with a goku option for me to vote

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013



.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Lowtax doesn't use drugs, that was a bottle of Lipitor

man gets jacked on lipitor and raw rear end wines

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



i heard he does it cause he likes the way it makes his veins feel
hosed up if true

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011

by XyloJW


SniperWoreConverse posted:

i heard he does it cause he likes the way it makes his veins feel
hosed up if true

Well booze thins the blood lowering blood pressure, combine that with the Lips (what the kids call em these days) and he'll be feeling pretty unpressureized in the blood regions.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



they call it "airlockin" cause it makes you feel like you stepped into space with no suit on.

lowtax please dont do it anymore you can get distorted vision or go temporarily blind, pass out, have seizures, dysautonomia, or even die.
you too goons at home it's a bad idea and doesn't make you feel like some kind of unstoppable doom metal space juggernaut at all.

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


SniperWoreConverse posted:

they call it "airlockin" cause it makes you feel like you stepped into space with no suit on.

lowtax please dont do it anymore you can get distorted vision or go temporarily blind, pass out, have seizures, dysautonomia, or even die.
you too goons at home it's a bad idea and doesn't make you feel like some kind of unstoppable doom metal space juggernaut at all.

that sounds cool

Alan Smithee
Jan 3, 2005
"Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler.

By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank, the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew."

by GRRM;
the American Tolkien.


lowtax let his cat run across the keyboard agin

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011

by XyloJW


Don't do it man, it's a gateway statin. Next thing you know your out on the streets mainlining Zocor just to get that same Juggernaut like high.

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


Pobama posted:

Don't do it man, it's a gateway statin. Next thing you know your out on the streets mainlining Zocor just to get that same Juggernaut like high.

I need it! Take my pain away, Crestor.

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010


you know where all the "research chemicals" come from

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



SniperWoreConverse posted:

unstoppable doom metal space juggernaut

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011

by XyloJW



SniperWoreConverse is a funny fucken dude. I'd say make him a mod or something, but that seems to ruin peoples lives and poo poo, so I'm not sure I want to put that dark hex on him.

Also I'm all hosed up on some Coors "The Banquet Beer" Lite and Altoprev so you know how that makes ya.

Cesar Cedeno fucked around with this message at Jun 17, 2014 around 03:15

uG
Apr 23, 2003



lowtax is Chinese now

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


uG posted:

lowtax is Chinese now

soon we'll all be chinese

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting


A misanthrope posted:

soon we'll all be chinese

me play joke

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


Ilikedirt posted:

me play joke

lol pee pee

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE


Your posting makes him sad

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

Bitches love my tool time

High on life and friendship. Lowtax cares about you and these forums. Accept it. Embrace it.

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

expect attention, newbie


Probably the fault of FOX news reporters.

THS
Jun 23, 2002



leonard j crabs just called me and said lowtax is dead and i just inherited the forums. questions, comments, suggestions?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010



can i be a mod i am probably fat and ugly enough

THS
Jun 23, 2002



do you want to be a mod or an admin? have you been convicted of surprise sex?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007


lonesomedwarf posted:

can i be a mod i am probably fat and ugly enough

ur smell should be a physical force if not, l8r brah

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

"Aim for the legs, Martha!"

amityville anus
Jan 30, 2010


computer duster isn't cheap

bushes
Nov 6, 2003

Kids running around naked fuckin' in the bushes

He found peace in China in atheism. This is now the Lowtax Appreciation Station. Let us ponder- where would we be without the forums?

Bondage
Jun 9, 2008
I'M NOT A BIGOT! GAYS JUST DON'T DESERVE THE SAME RIGHTS.

who is lowtax? is he that unfunny guy with the kinky Jew hair and embarrassing YouTube videos that he makes with that creepy dude schmorky?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011

The Master's Art is indeed not made for plebeians.


WAS LOWTAX ON CNN?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


bushes posted:

He found peace in China in atheism. This is now the Lowtax Appreciation Station. Let us ponder- where would we be without the forums?

I would be dead.

I mean, probably. I'd go outside way more and that poo poo's dangerous.

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet


Rambling Robot posted:

WAS LOWTAX ON CNN?

He was on Fox

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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

*smokes vigorously*

lowtax, more like hightax.

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