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HollisBrown
Apr 2, 2009

THE BLACK DIAMOND EXPRESS TO HELL

This poo poo is really dumb and I should probably take this as a red flag that my marriage is doomed. What do I do GBS?

The only upside is that there are some ridiculously hot girls on this poo poo.

HollisBrown fucked around with this message at Jul 3, 2014 around 00:46

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logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009



tell her she's allowed to watch big brother only if you can be continuous pumping her rear end full of your cum while it's on.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010



kill you're self

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I've the got devil in me
It's the man you see

walk on


uhh where's the poll

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone

sever.

hth.

Sheng-ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014

It is every citizen's final duty to go into the tanks and become one with all the people.

no joke you should seriously consider separation

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013


I think you'd have to be pretty spiritually weak to consider abandoning your marriage under these circumstances

THS
Jun 23, 2002



Sheng-ji Yang posted:

no joke you should seriously consider separation

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches

She was probably watching big brother when you married her

BKPR
Nov 11, 2007

i'm the motherfuckin trapezoid

sit down with her on he couch, put arm over shoulder, masturbate with other one

Fandyien
Feb 10, 2012

Delicious


go sit next to her and eat really noisily

Parallax Scroll
Nov 13, 2009

spiderman

kill you're family

warderenator
Nov 16, 2013



Its a sign that she wants you to set up video cameras all over the house.

Ruby got Railed
Sep 29, 2001




and invite 12 strangers to stay

never trust an elf
Aug 30, 2005


Right now my husband is posting on somethingawful, should I divorce him?

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011

Can you not read? NO TOUCHING

never trust an elf posted:

Right now my husband is posting on somethingawful, should I divorce him?

Is he hot? This may be a trick question.

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


HollisBrown posted:

This poo poo is really dumb and I should probably take this as a red flag that my marriage is doomed. What do I do GBS?

The only upside is that there are some ridiculously hot girls on this poo poo.

is it the US Big Brother version? If so, divorce

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

robutt peepin


Cheat on her first, then reveal your infidelity to her in a dehumanizing and mortifying fashion. Then kill her and yourself.

Yivgev
May 18, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47



shoot her in the faCE W/ a machinegun like when they killed hitler in inglorious basterds

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


Install cameras all over your house, including the toilet, and make some sort of internet reality show starring her

Ron Darling
May 27, 2004


Cucking Mama posted:

I think you'd have to be pretty spiritually weak to consider abandoning your marriage under these circumstances

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009


I don't give a good goddamn what you do op

Mike Gallego
Feb 13, 2012



HollisBrown posted:

This poo poo is really dumb and I should probably take this as a red flag that my marriage is doomed. What do I do GBS?

The only upside is that there are some ridiculously hot girls on this poo poo.

sever


never trust an elf posted:

Right now my husband is posting on somethingawful, should I divorce him?

sever

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.


marriage is loving retarded do it

jackyl
Jun 1, 2000


op needs to divorce his shift key when titling threads

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008



how do you honestly feel about married life?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010
i hated your big dumb ugly macklemore av so i changed it

well cya

Dumb reality TV shows are fun because they are dumb. It's literally modern freak shows only instead of disabled and disfigured people it's morons on display.

Don Tacorleone
Apr 2, 2013


OP how do you feel about letting other men gently caress your wife?

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I've the got devil in me
It's the man you see

walk on


FreudianSlippers posted:

Dumb reality TV shows are fun because they are dumb. It's literally modern freak shows only instead of disabled and disfigured people it's morons on display.

most "reality" shows are filled with no-talent actors that couldn't get a break doing anything else unless you count things like jerry springer where anyone can call them up with a fake story and they will call you back and audition you over the phone. even then the only difference is between talentless bland actor/model types and any old idiot looking for 15 minutes and a paycheck

the first commercial i ever shot was for a traveling dance party for teens, and one of the actresses from the real world was making a celebrity appearance to boost ticket sales. she got mad when she saw my camera and told me i couldn't film her, but eventually got so sloppy drunk that she was mugging for the camera while i was trying to get decent footage.

i also got drunk with sarah kozer from the first season of joe millionaire at a film festival in NC. she openly admitted that everything was scripted (like this is any kind of revelation) and that she was only at the film fest to advance her acting career.

anyway those are my reality tv stories, but ultimately yes they are morons on display for idiots to point and laugh at



edit: abandon your wife op

stuntwaffle fucked around with this message at Jul 3, 2014 around 04:02

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008



i remember watching the first season of Survivor and having a crush on Colleen...it was a pretty big TV event in its time like Roots or Cosmos



Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at Jul 3, 2014 around 04:07

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

i'm so sorry but i have to go now. my time here is finally ogre.


im watching Big Brother after dark right now OP

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!

i'm going to cuck your wife, OP, and will do it nightly.

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012


OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

9goats dead posted:

i'm going to cuck your wife, OP, and will do it nightly.

your loving bitch, you loving moron, i loving hate you

fuck trophy 2k14
Jun 8, 2012

Let's  not 
be  a 
virgin  today


logical phalluses posted:

tell her she's allowed to watch big brother only if you can be continuous pumping her rear end full of your cum while it's on.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

MY GRENADE ONLY COST 5 BUCKS

Vote her out of your house

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Jeffrey
Dec 22, 2005



yes

what's big brother?

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