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Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012


Get some of your best denim and put it on. You should be able to see where your knees are parallel with your jeans. Take some scissors and cut the leg off starting from there, and enjoy your hip, new cut-offs for the hot weather!

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SaltLick
Oct 6, 2010



Daisy dukes are p rad

tada.wav
Dec 24, 2013



k

Heartbroken 2Twice
Oct 6, 2013


thanks a lot op! i tried this and got arrested as my normally obscured monster dong was now in clear view of all and sundry at the local farmers' market. voted 1.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

All you need is Love.


Why should I not just buy jean shorts is there any advantage to cut off jeans over jean shorts?

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012





What is going on with that poor girl's feet?

Oberleutnant
Apr 24, 2009

~~~~~Carl~~~~~



is this a thing

this better not be a thing

gently caress

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012


Three Olives posted:

Why should I not just buy jean shorts is there any advantage to cut off jeans over jean shorts?

It's easier to find a nice-fitting pair of jeans you can turn into cut-offs, than it is finding a nice pair of cut-offs. It seems clothing companies don't hold cut-offs to the same exacting standards I do.

A misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

CAT DRUGS


cool thread

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012



Lol

Athropos
May 4, 2004




little nigglet is stuck

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

EB Nulshit
Apr 12, 2014

It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.


I just wear denim with zippers at the knees, that way I can just zip the legs back on after summer. Or when I just need more pocket space, since they've got extra pockets on the legs, too.

Dive Kick
Sep 29, 2011


Jorts for life

EB Nulshit
Apr 12, 2014

It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.


Look at this dork who wears jorts after summer. ^

Phil Niekro
Jun 4, 2005



these t-shirt material summer dresses girls are wearing are getting me horned up and my knob is becoming as calloused as a sherpas hands

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

EB Nulshit posted:

Look at this dork who wears jorts after summer. ^

You think it's ok to wear jorts during summer? Maybe on the days when your cammo cargos are in the wash?

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 4109 days!



There are at least 3 things wrong here before we even touch the loving jean scraps.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010


Phil Niekro posted:

these t-shirt material summer dresses girls are wearing are getting me horned up and my knob is becoming as calloused as a sherpas hands

can you be more visually expressive please ? i can't imagine these dresses or the women wearing them

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

Cesar Cedeno posted:

There are at least 3 things wrong here before we even touch the loving jean scraps.

Please tell us, Joan Rivers. What fashion faux pas did she break by wearing shoes?

Tuxedo Gin
May 20, 2003

Classy.

i tried this but i forgot my legs were in the pants still and didnt notice until i was 3/4
of the way through the second leg now
i'm a legless cripple thanks op

Sintax
Aug 2, 2002

Let's drink until our hearts stop.

Nice #lifehack

CannedMacabre
Jul 6, 2007

In space, no one
can hear you fart.


I only wear vintage Levi's Silvertabs made in the U.S.A. No way I'm cutting the legs off a 20 year old pair of baggies.

Stuntman
Feb 6, 2010

Stay on topic shithead.


Hobohemian posted:

Please tell us, Joan Rivers. What fashion faux pas did she break by wearing shoes?
it's what's in the shoes that counts

tada.wav
Dec 24, 2013



Cesar Cedeno posted:

There are at least 3 things wrong here before we even touch the loving jean scraps.



high fashion

Hobohemian
Sep 29, 2005
Nope

tada.wav posted:



high fashion

This is why YLLS will never stop being funny.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

INITIATING THRUST PATTERN GAMMA



this is how I dress normally why is it in a fashion show

hemophilia
Dec 28, 2006

My Blood Doesn't Clot


tada.wav posted:



high fashion

Derelicte

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012


tada.wav posted:



high fashion

If I were a doctor I'd probably rock denim scrubs too

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009


cut off your actual legs you retarded fuckstains

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

You have failed me for the last time, Colonel Pickering.


I agree with that guy about those tee shirt summer dress things those are rad as hell and I love to see some ladies rocking them because my wiener just goes fuckin crazy.
Like today at the grocery store I saw one and I just fell over in full convulsions because of my dong moves.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012


Three Olives posted:

Why should I not just buy jean shorts is there any advantage to cut off jeans over jean shorts?

Jean shorts are unacceptable. Cut off jeans are kicking rad. You're a gay for god sake; you should know this.

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005



Black people....

EB Nulshit
Apr 12, 2014

It was more disappointing (and surprising) when I found that even most of Manhattan isn't like Times Square.


Hobohemian posted:

You think it's ok to wear jorts during summer? Maybe on the days when your cammo cargos are in the wash?

You don't wash cargo pants. It'll ruin the fades.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007

Alcohol...
It's the water of life.



SpicyMeatSandwich
Apr 22, 2007



Cesar Cedeno posted:

There are at least 3 things wrong here before we even touch the loving jean scraps.

Holy poo poo I just saw what is going on with those feet

Nuremburger
Apr 28, 2013


SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Holy poo poo I just saw what is going on with those feet

Best avatar/post combo yet!

For a model on the runway, wearing those "shoes", you'd thing they'd hire a pedicurist or something! Jeez!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008

Banned?


Aww what the hell? Should I sell my pant legs?

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tada.wav
Dec 24, 2013



SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Holy poo poo I just saw what is going on with those feet

wearing crippling shoes every day of your life tends to gently caress up models' feet

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