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Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

Quarex posted:

It was apparently a British television/uhhhh??? thing that ran from 1974 to 2012.

did it still look like kings quest II in 2012?

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cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

wiki says there was some teletext poo poo in the US as well, didn't last as long though
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electra_(teletext)

buncha other countries had/still have teletext services as well
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_teletext_services

before all this digital tv stuff teletext was used a hell of a lot for tv subtitles as well. the good old 888
now we have the red button poo poo on some channels.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Button_(digital_television)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BBC_Red_Button

cool new Metroid game fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Sep 3, 2014

Ah Map
Oct 9, 2012
I used to read the soap opera Park Avenue on Page 126 on ITV.It makes todays soaps look like they are not just text.May have got the page number wrong but who will ever know.

Moola
Aug 16, 2006
my Dad still used teletext when the internet was around

what im saying is my dad is a loving idiot

wit
Jul 26, 2011
Ceefax was useless boring BBC crap, Teletext was where it was at.
Exhibit A: Mr T telling people to stay out of his bins.



They would periodically replace Bamboozle with Knightmare, but I can't find any screenshots of it. I'm not lying though. They did.

newreply.php
Dec 24, 2009

Pillbug
teletext was the poo poo, over here it also did subtitles

on some tv's you could also see blue streaks in the black bars around 16/9 images, that was actually where the teletext signal was encoded into the stream

StabMasterArson
May 31, 2011

ceefax music is the loving best. i live for great ocean road

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Fatkraken posted:

you could totally cheat at bamboozle, the three wrong answers for every question would all take you to the same page, while only the correct answer would take you forward, but after you pressed the fast text colour button the number at the top would change before you actually went to the page as the transmission did another "lap", and if you pressed another button fast enough it would supersede the first one.

you were only cheating yourself. shameful

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock
funniest use of teletext was "chatrooms" on specific teletext pages where you could chat by sending your message over SMS to a certain number

also the teletext pages had classified ads which you also could put up through SMS, and before cell phones became a big thing, you had some interface where you used your landline and pressed phone digits while staring at a teletext page to verify your input

edit: teletext chat is still alive, go to http://www.rtl.nl/videotext/rtl4/ and press 484

ymgve fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Sep 3, 2014

Fagmaster
Aug 21, 2004

being better than internet is not really hard feat to beat

bag of rancid dog poo poo is better than internet

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

gnarlyhotep posted:

nothing is better than quoting poo poo in GBS

What if you invent a teletext GBS

Beep Street
Aug 22, 2006

Chemotherapy and marijuana go together like apple pie and Chevrolet.
Who remembers Debbie's Diary? It would only show up after 9pm.

Prenton
Feb 17, 2011

Ner nerr-nerrr ner
Park Avenue was great. When they knew it was finishing because they'd lost the franchise, they went nuts and had one of the characters killed and come back as a ghost

They used to do these little profiles for the characters, so his had "AGE: DEAD" and "WEIGHT: NOTHING"

dadrips
Jan 8, 2010

everything you do is a balloon
College Slice
cool thing about teletext was the adapter for the BBC computer that let you download programs over the air. like a proto-:filez:

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

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Megadyptes posted:

wiki says there was some teletext poo poo in the US as well, didn't last as long though
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electra_(teletext)

buncha other countries had/still have teletext services as well
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_teletext_services
I AM LEARNING

How in the ... Nickelodeon and MTV still have Teletext services in the UK? Where can I find teletext drawings of Lady Gaga


HAHAHAhahaha oh god I am so glad I am enough of a European synth music fan to instantly recognize Modern Talking and laugh so hard I hurt myself.

StabMasterArson posted:

ceefax music is the loving best. i live for great ocean road
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NUesc8pXj4

I was not ... expecting ... this.

Prenton
Feb 17, 2011

Ner nerr-nerrr ner
The best was my dad attempting to watch the rugby, in Welsh, via fuzzily received S4C, with the badly decoded English teletext subtitles on 889

SBECTEL

FrostedButts
Dec 30, 2011

Not expecting this either: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NycJLziPS4

Exioce
Sep 7, 2003

by VideoGames

wit posted:

Ceefax was useless boring BBC crap, Teletext was where it was at.
Exhibit A: Mr T telling people to stay out of his bins.


Holy poo poo, I used to read this religiously. It was a game orientated page. Do you remember the name?

duck monster
Dec 15, 2004

When I was in high-school in the 80s, the trainstations had this quasi-teletext type information console that had bus timetables and tourist info and stuff
But if you typed something like *100# into it, a strange email type app turned up where you could type in messages to people based on an ID number.

So if you sent a message to 666 saying you wanted to buy weed, you'd get a message back the next day telling you to wait at certain place and some dude would drop off weed.

It was like the 1980s version of Silk road, but with more high-school kids, and less bitcoin.

thehustler
Apr 17, 2004

I am very curious about this little crescendo
For those of you old enough, this was the service on ITV/C4 before Teletext took over in 1993.



Oracle lost their franchise in 1991 after the massive deregulation in the Broadcasting Act (gently caress you Maggie)

TV nerds hoooo

wit
Jul 26, 2011

Exioce posted:

Holy poo poo, I used to read this religiously. It was a game orientated page. Do you remember the name?

Digitizer!

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

wit posted:

Digitizer!

owned bones.

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Apr 8, 2012

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HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
write you own ceefax match report

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29242558

good luck all :)

Babby Sathanas
May 16, 2006

bearbating is now adorable
I love how whenever people talk about teletext they just talk about Bamboozle and Digitizer because literally the rest of it was worthless.

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

I remember my dad used to check the lottery numbers on ceefax back in the day quite a bit if he missed the show

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Babby Sathanas posted:

I love how whenever people talk about teletext they just talk about Bamboozle and Digitizer because literally the rest of it was worthless.

Hey, back in the day before you had an internet friendly machine and there was no 24 hour news, that poo poo was useful.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I would wreck Violet Berlin so bad right now.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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There's a decent enough little Digitizer archive here: http://www.teletext.org.uk/index.php?cat=30_Archived-nbsp~Pages&page=41_Digitiser-nbsp~1995-1998

Mr Biffo published an AOL email address as contact once, so I added him to AIM and about 3 years later he signed in. Had a chat to him for about 40 minutes and he was a decent guy who refused to bring back my beloved Chart Cat and encouraged me to steal from my work experience placement. Also I'm pretty sure it was one of his websites where I started a thread about the Driv3r nonsense, and one of the original reviewers of that game called me a oval office. Good times.

happyhippy posted:

I would wreck Violet Berlin so bad right now.

Took me months to realise that the big girl presenting the video games show on Bravo in the early 2000s was Violet Berlin. I'd always catch it about halfway in and never paid attention to the credits.

EL BROMANCE fucked around with this message at 13:52 on Sep 23, 2014

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
I can't tell what's real and what's goatse

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HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29341997

mmm yes give me some of that ceefax vibe and sweet overly critical analysis

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