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OP missed the part where Frodo offered the ring to Galadriel (i.e. a super-elf) and she did a quick synopsis of what would happen (elven North Korea)
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opus111 posted:i would like to have given her my baby batter iykwim.  would be enslaved forever in her dark kingdom ANIME IS BLOOD fucked around with this message at 09:17 on Dec 27, 2014 |
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WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:what the poo poo do these super powerful beings do all day, hayer just loving lazy as gently caress and are stupid as poo poo. like, use your magic productively you dumb fucks. gandalf uses his magic to get hosed up and honestly thats cool, thats a cool thing to do heh..... I don't think you ""get"" John Ronald Reuel Tolkien's epic masterwork, my friend 
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WHAT A GOOD DOG posted:and also, like, okay, are elves not loving humans? like, humans idolize the poo poo out of them, so why doesn't some fine-rear end elf sneak on in and woo some fine-rear end human with its 1000-year-old, perfected art of seduction. If they live forever, surely they got good at banging and seducing right, so why are the elves sitting around eating loving vegan black beans out of lettuce cups listening to harps instead of getting into some really depraved sexual poo poo this is basically the backstory of the Ayleid Empire from the Elder Scrolls. I recommend you play The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion to find out more
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Decebal posted:I see the Ring like an F-35. You need some skills to really control it. This isn't Battlefield Earth I think the point with the ring was that you *couldn't* destroy it very easily
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MSPain posted:Where the hell are you guys gooning up these details about what the ring does and stuff? When I read the books it was just essay after essay about different kinds of trees and a thesaurus worth of words for hills. Never a description of, say, what an orc looked like or what the ring does in practical terms. read "the Silmarillion" 
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Dec 27, 2014 16:58
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Zzulu posted:Why was Sauron such a powerful entity anyway, wasn't he the same kind of thing as Gandalf? Also after they smashed him in that intro sequence in the first lotr movie, why did the world let him recover in the big evil Mordor ontop of a big evil tower as a big evil eye in it, while amassing countless orc armies under his banner Why was Putin such a powerful Russian politician anyway, wasn't he the same kind of thing as John Brennan? Also after the Berlin Wall fell back in '91, why did the world let him recover and take over the Kremlin, while amassing a bunch of secret Russian tank divisions under his banner when you know the answer to the latter, then you can answer the former, and vice versa ANIME IS BLOOD fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Dec 27, 2014 |
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Rad Gravity posted:What's Obama's place in all this? duh, Saruman
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Dec 28, 2014 03:57
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SJWs = uruk-hai
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Gamergate = green ghost army???
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Zzulu posted:Are there any black/asian/latino elves?? sort of? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E%F6l
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etalian posted:Saruman was better than Gandalf, he actually seemed to have more free will/personality and found a more original solution to dealing with Sauron. nobody knows what gandalf's original plan was because it went to poo poo the moment they hit moria Zzulu posted:the last time he assumed powerful dudebro form this happened; same
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