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I think I was probably John Lennon.
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a very pretty young lady
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Jan 21, 2015 12:17
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i dunno but i wish you were a better poster!
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Jan 21, 2015 12:19
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is the etc for just dictators? because your post indicates you're not ruling out just anyone famous and i'm pretty sure i was genghis khan
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Jan 21, 2015 12:19
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The ect is, lets say, just Mao and Napoleon.
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Jan 21, 2015 12:25
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your mum
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Jan 21, 2015 12:26
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i might have been muhammad but i dont remember really, i have a poor memory for faces
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Jan 21, 2015 12:26
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I was a peasant girl in rural Poland with a ridiculous pussy game that had all the lords in my yard.
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Jan 21, 2015 12:27
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everyone
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Jan 21, 2015 12:51
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in this life i am an alcoholic lawyer nerd who u got?
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Jan 21, 2015 12:53
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Has anyone called Jesus yet? No? Not back yet?
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Jan 21, 2015 12:59
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scrappy doo
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Im pretty sure i was a gay peasant in the early 1300th century yes i said 1300th century, my former life was from the future deal w/ it
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Jan 21, 2015 13:04
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I was a night soil man in the year 1100 somewhere in Europe. I can't be sure what country it would be in today on account of I was an ignorant, mildly retarded peasant who only came out at night to collect human poo poo and was ostracized by all the other peasants.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I was a night soil man in the year 1100 somewhere in Europe. I can't be sure what country it would be in today on account of I was an ignorant, mildly retarded peasant who only came out at night to collect human poo poo and was ostracized by all the other peasants. This thread is about your past life, not your present one, please follow the rules.
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Morkyz posted:This thread is about your past life, not your present one, please follow the rules. just because i make dolls out of human poo poo and give them names and talk to them does NOT mean i empty outhouses for a living. it's purely a hobby at this point.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I was a night soil man in the year 1100 somewhere in Europe. I can't be sure what country it would be in today on account of I was an ignorant, mildly retarded peasant who only came out at night to collect human poo poo and was ostracized by all the other peasants. I was the tanner guy who had to go around collecting piss from everyone.
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I was the OPs dad and I died from sticking enormous objects in my butt
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Jan 21, 2015 13:19
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I was the theater slut/wife of emperor justinian, Theodora
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Jan 21, 2015 13:21
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hitler then i became one of stalins alter egos
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Jan 21, 2015 13:57
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probably just some dude who ended up in a monastary copying out bibles, the low level no-skill IT work of their day.
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:probably just some dude who ended up in a monastary copying out bibles, the low level no-skill IT work of their day. hey that position makes a deece six figures of florins
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Jan 21, 2015 14:03
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I was Al Jolson.
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Jan 21, 2015 14:03
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My memory is hazy. I remember telling a whole bunch of people... something about a comet?
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Jan 21, 2015 14:05
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I was a leader, I know that much. People were willing to die for me.
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Jan 21, 2015 14:06
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I was pol pot and mobutu and kim il sung and mussolini
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Jan 21, 2015 14:35
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im pretty sure i was the dude who invented mayo. ia have dreams of mayo, very in depth and specific dreams and i know things im sure only the inventor of mayo would know
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Jan 21, 2015 14:38
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I was a star. Used to have my own system of planets and primitive life on them would worship me as a god. I must've been a pretty lousy one, 'cause now I've been reduced to this.
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Jan 21, 2015 14:42
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I was one of those peasant kids the Mayans tied to boulders and drowned.
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Jan 21, 2015 14:50
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I was Sephiroth and also OP's mom.
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Jan 21, 2015 14:54
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Bert Roberge posted:I was one of those peasant kids the Mayans tied to boulders and drowned. was this a thing
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Jan 21, 2015 15:00
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that caterpillar from super mario world that gets angry when you jump on it
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Jan 21, 2015 15:27
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A chain-smoking stenographer from Staten Island
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Jan 21, 2015 15:33
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bark obama before he was replaced
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A sub-saharan african child who died of dysentery at age 2.
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Jan 21, 2015 16:01
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I have to assume I was just some forgettable canadian haberdasher who died of pancreatic cancer
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Jan 21, 2015 16:03
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I was the first human to get aids from sucking off a gorilla's dick.
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Jan 21, 2015 19:08
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i was working on the railroad all the live-long day
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Jan 21, 2015 19:15
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Margaret Thatcher then a dung beetle
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haris pilton posted:I was the first human to get aids from sucking off a gorilla's dick. I was the aids gorilla
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