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ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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imagine making love to wendy wright within the proper context of marriage

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ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
What about he violence porn tweet

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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Never mind it was a birth porn tweet I got mixed up

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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He followed that tweet up with a whole bunch saying it was a scientists job to theorize and if you don't like it gently caress off

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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richard dawkins; biologist

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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"I was molested as a child and I'm fine"
-noted biologist richard dawkins

He actually said this, look it up.

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

gosh he sounds like a fun guy to have a beer with

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

WAMPA_STOMPA posted:

hes violated both of those because he owns himself on a daily basis

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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Stick Figure Mafia posted:

lmfao. You can just type in "dawkins stupid tweet" and find a thousand things


Incredible...what his nemeses the evil creationists cannot do (make him look stupid) he does for them

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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he is fearless, which is what Science does to men...gives them great big balls to go and say whatever they have scientifically found out

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
Dinkle Dookins

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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An eminent biologist and lovely philosopher, ladies and gentlemen please welcome Dinkle Dookins!

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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WAMPA_STOMPA posted:

Dinky Dumpins

Dinky Dumpins want his boom boom porn

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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Poor Rick Dworkin tries to make one loving simple logical point and everyone throws a tsunami smh

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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Well there goes the plot of halo

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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losermeme posted:

My pain is pig pain

Same

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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The real lesson Dick Dawkland was trying to teach the whole time: pigs are people. When we die, we go to the holding zone until there's a pig available. When a pig is available we enter it. When we die as a pig we enter the holding zone until a human is available etc.

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
please tell me gbs has gvp fans

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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Sir John Feelgood posted:

Hey Richard Dawkins, I got a question. If you don't believe in God, what do you scream while you have sex? How loud do you scream? Do you scream at the ceiling or right into her face? Also, did you always know you wanted to be a scientist?

he screams MEME ITS ALL MEMES YES

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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losermeme posted:

I'm very familiar with the Tennessee Valley Authority

The grandmas virginity podcast, by Rick and Morty creator justin roiland.

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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Every time you Dick Dorkins, an angel pops into existence

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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They've censored out the facts that go against Dork Dickwans

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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Throwdini posted:

And furthermore, atheists have every right to be smug.

and everyone else has the right to lol at their smug lack of self-awareness

but i like sam harris and he's smug as hell so

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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JediTalentAgent posted:

There's no room in either of their arguments for the theory that we a manufactured life form created by aliens from outer space, is there?

I'm pretty sure Expelled had a clip of Dawkins speculating that aliens seeded earth with life or whatever.

Yes I saw that movie. Teach the controversy bitches.

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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We should all just tweet at him "we love you dink donkler"

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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Whenever i use an analogy I make sure it is related to rape so I don't get derailed

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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Agag posted:

Donk Dankins is going to have to stick to creationists from now on. He was getting owned pretty badly in panel discussions with non-crazy religious people, but this is a demographic he can handle. That Australian "creation science" guy is almost as much of an arrogant oval office as Dorkins, but also happens to believe the Earth is 6000 years old. You can't beat that.

You see I believe the Bible is the word of God, so nothing can convince me of anything. Suck my cock.

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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I've met Ken Ham a few times. Really nice funny guy. I would like to hear him say "suck my cock" though.

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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Bill Cosby rape is not as bad as most other rapes because the person is not conscious to experience it, unlike pig pain
-Diggledy Dewkins

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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Dawkins wags the finger at Islam, gives Christianity and Judaism a small pat on the back

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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Dawkins asks the hackers for help

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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Agag posted:

If only the population of Turkey could see some nerd's speech. "We were so wrong. Thank you Donk Dunkins, you have liberated us. I will mail you money."

That's racist, sexist, and bigoted against nerds

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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The Dennis System posted:

But, by all means, keep getting pissed at Dawkins. Just keep punching down.
Thanks, I will.

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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The Dennis System posted:

Who tweeted about baby porn?

based on who this thread is about I'd like you to guess. I'll bet you can get it in two, hell, maybe one try

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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He is a good biologist and writer, but also a massive dweeb on Twitter--which is funny

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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Dick Dorkins a million times

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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I'm going to guess a complete lack of self-awareness has something to do with it

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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RIP this thread, which was funny for a few pages

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ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

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"But doctor...I AM religious!"

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