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Hi all. I've seen a lot of jokes about "HURR DURR LETS LAUGH AT T3H HIPSTERS!!11!!!" on the internet over the past few years, so I thought I'd make this thread to give my side of the story. You see, I myself am a true blue hipster, PBR and all!  Haha, although in reality I prefer the taste of a nice IPA to PBR. In fact, a lot of the things people say about hipsters such as myself are incorrect, poorly researched, and just plain lies! For example, I don't wear skinny jeans, as they chafe on my inner thighs [I do a lot of power walking].So, go on then... have at it, folks... I'm ready! [and yeah, I know people on this forum can sometimes get a little "nasty"... don't worry, I can handle myself  ]
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whats the most eco-friendly way to kill yourself
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Apr 19, 2015 21:04
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cool tree bro posted:whats the most eco-friendly way to kill yourself lol
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Apr 19, 2015 21:05
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cool tree bro posted:whats the most eco-friendly way to kill yourself I've always wanted to be buried wrapped in a cloth in a forest somewhere, with no [or very little] graveyard markings. I like the idea that my body would help plants grow. I suppose the most eco-friendly way to kill yourself would be to be buried like that, while still alive.
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Apr 19, 2015 21:05
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no they will not posted:I've always wanted to be buried wrapped in a cloth in a forest somewhere, with no [or very little] graveyard markings. I like the idea that my body would help plants grow. I suppose the most eco-friendly way to kill yourself would be to be buried like that, while still alive. I'll bring the shovel.
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Apr 19, 2015 21:14
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Hi OP, I used to be kind of a proto-hipster before I became a gaming dad, and I've been a little "put of the loop" for a while, do the hipsters still listen to Pavement and My Bloody Valentine?
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Apr 19, 2015 21:23
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What's your favorite track on In The Aeroplane Over The Sea? the answer is Oh, Comely
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Apr 19, 2015 21:30
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Whats your favorite season of two and 1/2 men
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Apr 19, 2015 21:31
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define hipster [serious]
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Apr 19, 2015 21:32
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if a hipster lives in the woods like they claim they always want to, will it still be a hipster if no one is around to see them?
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Apr 19, 2015 21:34
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JakeP posted:Whats your favorite season of two and 1/2 men
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Apr 19, 2015 21:35
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Windows 98 posted:What's your favorite track on In The Aeroplane Over The Sea? The last track because i always start there and skip the whole song then the album is over and i can listen to something good
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Apr 19, 2015 21:35
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Windows 98 posted:What's your favorite track on In The Aeroplane Over The Sea? Oh, Comely used to be my favorite, but recently I've gained a newfound inspiration for the instrumental tracks, particularly The Fool.
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Apr 19, 2015 21:39
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JakeP posted:Whats your favorite season of two and 1/2 men I've never seen a full episode of that show... I'm not a big Chuck Lorre fan
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Apr 19, 2015 21:39
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you havent ironically watched the whole series? im pretty sure thats on the entrance exam
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Apr 19, 2015 21:41
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Caramel machiatto (That's all I've got)
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Apr 19, 2015 21:43
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How's your latest screenplay coming along
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Apr 19, 2015 21:45
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Which hand do you have a small mustache tattooed on the side of your finger?
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Apr 19, 2015 21:46
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why arent you dead yet
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Apr 19, 2015 21:50
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Wanna hang out sometime?
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Apr 19, 2015 21:51
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no they will not posted:I've always wanted to be buried wrapped in a cloth in a forest somewhere, with no [or very little] graveyard markings. I like the idea that my body would help plants grow. I suppose the most eco-friendly way to kill yourself would be to be buried like that, while still alive. Pffft haven't even heard of a sky burial? Way to pollute the aquifer with your expensive beard shampoos
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Apr 19, 2015 22:10
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Drad_Bert posted:Caramel machiatto It is ok youll fit right in
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Apr 19, 2015 22:10
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hipsters are alright as long as you don't make them uncomfortable, they don't like feeling uncomfortable. vinyl is dead, though. sorry
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Apr 19, 2015 22:15
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*adds to Ignore List* j/k you're probably an ok guy
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Apr 19, 2015 22:15
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whats the hipster's favorite sex position
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Apr 19, 2015 22:16
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When you poop does it sound like a Tibetan singing bowl as it leaves your body?
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Apr 19, 2015 22:18
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no they will not posted:I've never seen a full episode of that show... I'm not a big Chuck Lorre fan  This poser has a TV
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Apr 19, 2015 22:18
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Hipsters contribute heavily to phenomena such as cultural appropriation and gentrification. How do you feel about subscribing to the biggest subculture in terms of tacit racism and economic exclusion? Also how do you feel that years ago craft beer was a lot more diverse and fun but ever since hipsters latched onto it it's become 300 varieties of IPA, ironically sold by Annhauser-Busch or South African conglomerates?
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Apr 19, 2015 22:20
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Razorwired posted:Hipsters contribute heavily to phenomena such as cultural appropriation and gentrification. How do you feel about subscribing to the biggest subculture in terms of tacit racism and economic exclusion? IPA a poo poo, bury yourself in the woods OP. I'm serious. I fuckin hate IPA and all these faggots who think beer needs to be bitter as burnt toast to taste good(hint it doesn't taste good). cool tree bro fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Apr 19, 2015 |
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Apr 19, 2015 22:22
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As a for real hipster, I condemn this thraed
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Apr 19, 2015 22:22
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cool tree bro posted:IPA a poo poo, bury yourself in the woods OP. You're in luck because the ipa ship has sailed. The only people I hear talking about IPAs are fat dads who live in the suburbs. It's all about stouts and porters now with a contingent of weirdos with bad tastebuds drinking sours.
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Apr 19, 2015 22:34
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so many beers honestly taste like utter poo poo. hrmm it's almost as if beer is just a bad beverage all around *passes out in a pile of vomited up liquor*
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Apr 19, 2015 22:34
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That said there are a few hop strains that impart some characters of a sour that I like. Cascade hops being the most common one.
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Apr 19, 2015 22:35
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im a hipster
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Apr 19, 2015 22:36
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thathonkey posted:so many beers honestly taste like utter poo poo. hrmm it's almost as if beer is just a bad beverage all around *passes out in a pile of vomited up liquor* I'm sorry we don't have any zima for you. Is a bud light margarita okay
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Apr 19, 2015 22:36
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I'm a hip-hopster. I'm much cooler than that human being OP. Ask me a limited range of questions and I'll answer a few.
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Apr 19, 2015 22:39
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Ironic nationalism is the new thing, if anyone cares. Also, if anyone cares, they shouldn't. The new honesty went out in 2013.
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Apr 19, 2015 22:41
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Return Of JimmyJars posted:I'm sorry we don't have any zima for you. Is a bud light margarita okay just bring me a blue moon double orange slices sliced fresh pls
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Apr 19, 2015 22:45
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Hobohemian posted:I'm a hip-hopster. I'm much cooler than that human being OP. Ask me a limited range of questions and I'll answer a few. I like hip-hop as well, I have two questions: How do you feel about Aesop Rock, and the term 'wigger'?
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