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Strategic Tea posted:Some nerd stuff is cool, but oh my god 90% of nerd 'culture' is the most embarrassing, cringey, cutesy, groupthink shite
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# ? Jun 22, 2015 21:27 |
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quakster posted:it's people growing up with silly poo poo and having goofy tastes as a result. and then there's assholes like the subset of bronies who are beheading little girls because they don't respect twilight sparkle's farts enough I think it's more of an internet thing, because there was plenty of silly poo poo around when I was a kid, just no internet.
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# ? Jun 22, 2015 21:29 |
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the internet is a big ol' dating/cucking service, for sure
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# ? Jun 22, 2015 21:36 |
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i once went to the doctor who bar in brooklyn and pointed at the robot statue and said loudly "yo check it out, its daft punk!" and some guy got really mad and tried to explain the doctor who robot to me at which point i walked away
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# ? Jun 22, 2015 21:37 |
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"the dr who bar in brooklyn." those are just noises.
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# ? Jun 22, 2015 22:17 |
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Tell her that Dr Who died when Tom Baker died, and all series after were a nightmare that got shittier and shittier and she needs to stop watching it.
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# ? Jun 22, 2015 22:20 |
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Tell the police she is trying to convince you to join ISIS.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 00:44 |
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its cool to let people talk about things that interest them sometimes
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 11:08 |
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Tell her your the valeyard and say nothing else.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 11:20 |
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last night i went to the grocery store and i parked next to a blue car with a dr. who license frame and a vanity plate that said KARDIS
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 11:36 |
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I havent seen a single episode of Dr. What and intend to keep it that way, but as sure as theres a sunrise tomorrow theres horrible slashfic about it. Dig up the worst of it and recite it exitedly in horrid detail. If she goes away - win. If she doesnt shes a depraved whore and you can her senseless - win.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 12:01 |
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Extrapolate. EXTRAPOLATE!
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 12:22 |
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Give her the ol' "Sonic Screwdriver"
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 12:57 |
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gnarlyhotep posted:Take her aside, and in a calm voice say "I'm sorry, but I'm not interested in Dr Who." We don't take kindly to reasonable rational suggestions round these parts, partner. Tell her you don't have the timey-wimey to hear about Dr. Who. (she'll laugh, guaranteed.) then ask her for sex.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 13:12 |
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my fav part of dr who is the plotlines
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 13:14 |
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Go full sperg mode on how Dr. House is better than Dr. Who.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 13:15 |
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Tell your boss that you find her too sexually aggressive and personally threatening to continue working near her.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 13:15 |
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I was once asked if I was a Whovian. When I asked what a Whovian was he gave me such a look of hurt and betrayal. I dont think he even told me what a Whovian was.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 19:25 |
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Gutcruncher posted:I was once asked if I was a Whovian. When I asked what a Whovian was he gave me such a look of hurt and betrayal. I dont think he even told me what a Whovian was. That never happened
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 19:39 |
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I.N.R.I posted:That never happened Oh youd be amazed at the concentration of sperg particles I work around.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 19:40 |
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Cheesegod posted:i once went to the doctor who bar in brooklyn and pointed at the robot statue and said loudly "yo check it out, its daft punk!" and some guy got really mad and tried to explain the doctor who robot to me at which point i walked away lol
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 19:52 |
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the fact that you even know what a whovian is means you are a dildo licker
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 19:54 |
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What's with everyone desperately trying to prove they aren't nerds lately? Like literally giving people the minutes of their day in gbs to prove they're normal Conformists
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 20:12 |
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Nerd became too mainstream, hyper-conformist is in now.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 20:15 |
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radiatinglines posted:What's with everyone desperately trying to prove they aren't nerds lately? Just because somebody is a nerd doesn't mean they can't be contrarian.
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 20:40 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:last night i went to the grocery store and i parked next to a blue car with a dr. who license frame and a vanity plate that said KARDIS
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 20:40 |
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Bitter Mushroom posted:have all the wrong opinions about doctor who Satan reigns
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# ? Jun 23, 2015 20:47 |
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You and your dog should steal all her Christmas presents, op
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:29 |
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Your coworker is one of the villagers from How The Grinch Stole Christmas?
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:44 |
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demand to see her dalek
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 00:46 |
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I tried to watch one season on Netflix (I think?) because it had this really hot Scottish girl but I couldn't do it. That's my whole Dr. Who experience. I also didn't know PS4's were geeky.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 03:46 |
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Never talk to anyone ever again. I guarantee you'll avoid this issue in the future.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 04:02 |
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Cursed Lumberjack posted:also there is nothing funnier than seeing a nerd irl who is being talked to by a worse nerd and clearly gives zero shits about warhammers most recent novel or the plot of the last MLP episode but the first one just doesnt have the social ability to tell the second one to go away i dunno, i'm pretty sure the mr. sparkle commercial from the simpsons is funnier than this
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 04:14 |
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anyway op tell her she puts the tard in tardis and sit back in smug triumph as the rest of the office goes OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 04:15 |
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NecroMonster posted:demand to see her dalek If she is a true whovian, she has one.
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 04:32 |
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VendaGoat posted:If she is a true whovian, she has one. if she actually shows you a dalek get real upset
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 04:45 |
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 04:54 |
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say "oh i'm sorry, did you say something, I wasn't paying attention, some idiot was filling my ear with stupid poo poo about a tv show, it was very distracting" the next time she finishes talking to you
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 04:59 |
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lol sick burn
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# ? Jun 25, 2015 05:00 |