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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Ahundredbux posted:

tunnel snakes rule!!

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I'll be the weaselly one with the high pitched annoying laugh that eggs everyone on.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Mad Monk posted:

I'll be the weaselly one with the high pitched annoying laugh that eggs everyone on.

hmmm mhows your squinting?

spank my snatch
Jun 4, 2009

you will need switchblade knives for yourself and the other gang members, this is crucial

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

jiharlequinade posted:

you will need switchblade knives for yourself and the other gang members, this is crucial

i prefer butterfly knifes they got more style!

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

Smash it Smash hit posted:

hmmm mhows your squinting?

Squints is my gang name :lumpen:

buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012

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can i join yous greaser boys? I'm real greazy already

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Smash it Smash hit posted:

uh does this answer your question



"Gay Triangle" really isn't a gang type

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Mad Monk posted:

Squints is my gang name :lumpen:

yes

Bitter Mushroom posted:

can i join yous greaser boys? I'm real greazy already

yes

Booblord Zagats posted:

"Gay Triangle" really isn't a gang type

yes, it is

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

Lets force the 3 of us with girlfriends to share them with the brothers

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

subhuman filth posted:

Lets force the 3 of us with girlfriends to share them with the brothers

i like your idea, yeah your girlfiends have to bake us cookies and ridicule our life decisions

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

subhuman filth posted:

Lets force the 3 of us with girlfriends to share them with the brothers

Can we do that but also have one woman as a full and paid up gang member? Jacket and switchblade and all that?

I mean just the one, I'm not going crazy here.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Can we do that but also have one woman as a full and paid up gang member? Jacket and switchblade and all that?

I mean just the one, I'm not going crazy here.

hmm maybe but she has to be street wise and have short slciked backed hair

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Can I be the crazy wild card of the gang?

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

we should rob a bank

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Windows 98 posted:

Can I be the crazy wild card of the gang?

i think you've finally found your place in life, shovel knight

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Molothecat posted:

we should rob a bank

You're thinking too small. I think we should stand on the street corner looking tough; maybe throw a wise crack at a police officer once in a while.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Molothecat posted:

we should rob a bank

youre sounding awfully like a cop atm ......

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
a good gang activity would be to stumble around with your eyes rolled back in your heads while groaning and clutching your nuts. just kind of bump into things and mumble and roll around on the ground

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Germstore posted:

You're thinking too small. I think we should stand on the street corner looking tough; maybe throw a wise crack at a police officer once in a while.

Okay, good, glad to see more people in this gang are on the same page that I'm on.

I got a bit worried when that guy started talking BANKS. I can rough up a little convenience store clerk (store and clerk BOTH have to be little), but I did not study banks at Gang College.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

dad gay. so what posted:

a good gang activity would be to stumble around with your eyes rolled back in your heads while groaning and clutching your nuts. just kind of bump into things and mumble and roll around on the ground

sounds like my date last frieday! you get my drift? hubba bhuabbba

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

would a cop do this?

*points and winks at waitress as she drops off a pepperoni pizza*

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

dad gay. so what posted:

a good gang activity would be to stumble around with your eyes rolled back in your heads while groaning and clutching your nuts. just kind of bump into things and mumble and roll around on the ground

This doesnt even make sense!!

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

subhuman filth posted:

This doesnt even make sense!!

tough noogies

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Molothecat posted:

would a cop do this?

*points and winks at waitress as she drops off a pepperoni pizza*

hm. very well but, i have got my eye on you

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

We should preserve a future for white children, with a gang

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

subhuman filth posted:

We should preserve a future for white children, with a gang

uh thats why we only shop organic :rolleye:

ConstantDelays
Jan 1, 2013

Dang. The noogies aren't the only thing/person that's tough.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i am having tremors and i can barely see. leve me alone

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

dad gay. so what posted:

i am having tremors and i can barely see. leve me alone

hey you mooks quit picking on this ol' lady, kapiche?

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

she should wise up, but you heard the boss. show her the door

Molothecat
Jul 25, 2007

Wrath, hate, pain, and death!

she'll never eat pizza in this town again

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
I say we head on over the drive-in this evening and chase skirts......but only if you wanna.....mwehehehe

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
*Steps in tot he light in Gay Triangle Gang HQ*

I got a message for you mugs from Don Lowtax

*Guns down 4 nobodies on the sides while rest of the button men keep their guns leveled at the rest*

Don't go postin no more memes outside your own territory anymore, capisce?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Mad Monk posted:

I say we head on over the drive-in this evening and chase skirts......but only if you wanna.....mwehehehe

sure go warm up ol' bessie, heh - and get the car ready too! :D


Booblord Zagats posted:

*Steps in tot he light in Gay Triangle Gang HQ*

I got a message for you mugs from Don Lowtax

*Guns down 4 nobodies on the sides while rest of the button men keep their guns leveled at the rest*

Don't go postin no more memes outside your own territory anymore, capisce?

great, now they will never be head of a major corporation

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
*pulls a bunch of cheap black combs out of purse*

*raises eyebrow sassily*

you boys forgettin anything?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
*Walks back in to Gay Triangle HQ*

*Looks embarassed*

Sorry ya mooks, turns out that hit was meant for the Dad Gay Gang, not the Gay Triangle Gang. My driver got screwy on the addresses and dropped us off at the wrong joint. Don Lowtax says to give you these as an honest show of humility and respect

*hands out free AV coupons*

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

*pulls a bunch of cheap black combs out of purse*

*raises eyebrow sassily*

you boys forgettin anything?

'ey! ol' dogballs saves the day again! *comb breaks trying to slick black pomade fused hair*

'ey dogballs these combs have less intergrity than ya mutha

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Booblord Zagats posted:

*Walks back in to Gay Triangle HQ*

*Looks embarassed*

Sorry ya mooks, turns out that hit was meant for the Dad Gay Gang, not the Gay Triangle Gang. My driver got screwy on the addresses and dropped us off at the wrong joint. Don Lowtax says to give you these as an honest show of humility and respect

*hands out free AV coupons*

its okay just next time dont shoot the soda jerk.......... ya jerk! ;)

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Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Smash it Smash hit posted:

'ey! ol' dogballs saves the day again! *comb breaks trying to slick black pomade fused hair*

'ey dogballs these combs have less intergrity than ya mutha

*tosses marilyn monroe hairdo with girly giggle, twirls poopdle skirt*

oh smash, your duck butt is just ON the stick!

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