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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Smash it Smash hit posted:

*ghost pees in the communal pomade tub&

This is why you would ahve been a bad leader. You disrespect the hair tub.

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
man have you guys heard about that new band starting up! we should all go to their next "gig" and really support their rad tunes!

ConstantDelays
Jan 1, 2013

Smash it Smash hit posted:

man have you guys heard about that new band starting up! we should all go to their next "gig" and really support their rad tunes!

That's more of a "squad" or "crew" thing. I thought we were a gang?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

ConstantDelays posted:

That's more of a "squad" or "crew" thing. I thought we were a gang?

uhhhhhhhh :confused: maybe we can work security and rough up their crazy fans that totally adore them?

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Ahundredbux posted:

tunnel snakes rule!!

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
you can start a gang but you cannot call it "crew gang" because that violates the bylaws written by the founder of "crew crew"

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

amityville anus posted:

you can start a gang but you cannot call it "crew gang" because that violates the bylaws written by the founder of "crew crew"

Crew crew can suck my dick and balls.

We're gonna be crew gang if we want to be crew gang. Maybe we'll even go Gang Crew

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
be "gang crew" that one i cant claim.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Whoa, there'a red triangle gang

http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Red_Triangle_Circus_Gang

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
Start a Disneyland gang they are the saddest thing

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Apr 8, 2012

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gang crew ruless!

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

we have many sects up and down the coast, we f'real GANG CREW LIFFFE

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I don't think your gang is better than the crips or bloods, OP.

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Smash it Smash hit posted:

we have many sects up and down the coast, we f'real GANG CREW LIFFFE

who let you back in?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

EorayMel posted:

I don't think your gang is better than the crips or bloods, OP.

woah woah woah, there is no "better" in gangs its just different. pleease dont try to make us compete gangs hate competing against one another

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Microwaves Mom posted:

who let you back in?

uhhh my key???? :confused:

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5oVTopcrSw

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Grab a big piece of Fatty, the Tojos are invading.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Mad Monk posted:

Grab a big piece of Fatty, the Tojos are invading.



loving japanese always stealing our culture

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

I knew I should have changed the locks.

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Doc Friday posted:

So who are our rivals in the gang business?

The Nunchicks rule this block with our spiked nunchucks and sleek thigh high boots that go ballwreckin like porno chun li on those who oppose our control of this territory or fart in its elevators and when the cops come we shift back into normal ladies in like business attire on lunch and blame everything on the shifty looking Nooners bc they're always up to no good

Just pay your protection money and dont leave your empty bottles and cigarette butts on the street bc dude thats hella nasty who raised you? Also dont gently caress with us we will go blood gulch on you

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

whoflungpoop posted:

Just pay your protection money and dont leave your empty bottles and cigarette butts on the street bc dude thats hella nasty who raised you? Also dont gently caress with us we will go blood gulch on you

*dumps a bunch of cig butts on the street*

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Microwaves Mom posted:

*dumps a bunch of cig butts on the street*

DONT dump those on the ground thats like gold you take out the extra tobacco and sell it goddddamnit i leave for half a day and you bankrupt us

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Microwaves Mom posted:

*dumps a bunch of cig butts on the street*

yark out your tampons.girls its go time

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:

yark out your tampons.girls its go time

*presses frowny face button, demure braid becomes mohawk*

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Microwaves Mom posted:

*dumps a bunch of cig butts on the street*

*Mag dumps his tommy gun in to your face*

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
The nunchucks lack the gonads to rule these streets.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
all this death and horror guys i just wanted a gang to unite us and our common love of soda bars, sock hops and modded mopeds

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Smash it Smash hit posted:

all this death and horror guys i just wanted a gang to unite us and our common love of soda bars, sock hops and modded mopeds

Microwaves Mom posted:

The nunchucks lack the gonads to rule these streets.
We dont have to take it over we just have to wait till upstarts like you who are full of ambition and pizza and rum tear the existing power structure apart from the inside and/or pass out

Is this what you want? Look to your heart *pokes u gently in the flamingo patch on ur chest* And decide if your ambitions are worth this disharmony you are engendering among your brothers. *farts softly as camera pans out to a contemplative man*

NBC Nightly Newt
May 11, 2013
I can't wait to smart off in front of a war veteran and publically get put in my place. Who wants to join me for a post lecture vengeance meeting?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Your Porno Pal posted:

I can't wait to smart off in front of a war veteran and publically get put in my place. Who wants to join me for a post lecture vengeance meeting?

depends which war it is?

NBC Nightly Newt
May 11, 2013

Smash it Smash hit posted:

depends which war it is?

Which one have you got *gives stern smirk*

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Your Porno Pal posted:

Which one have you got *gives stern smirk*

noice. youre in

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Smash it Smash hit posted:

depends which war it is?

War on Christmas. I took out 4 nativity scenes in a single night with nothing but a petition and a 93 tercel

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Booblord Zagats posted:

War on Christmas. I took out 4 nativity scenes in a single night with nothing but a petition and a 93 tercel

gently caress, but how do we combat christmas in march??????? :confused:

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

whoflungpoop posted:

We dont have to take it over we just have to wait till upstarts like you who are full of ambition and pizza and rum tear the existing power structure apart from the inside and/or pass out

Is this what you want? Look to your heart *pokes u gently in the flamingo patch on ur chest* And decide if your ambitions are worth this disharmony you are engendering among your brothers. *farts softly as camera pans out to a contemplative man*

I'm willing to sacrifice everyone in this thread except from myself for power.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Smash it Smash hit posted:

gently caress, but how do we combat christmas in march??????? :confused:

With guile and subterfuge

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Booblord Zagats posted:

With guile and subterfuge

good i'll ironically dress as santa clause and poop in the mall food court that'll show those christmas lovers

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Mad Monk posted:

Grab a big piece of Fatty, the Tojos are invading.



Far left dude's hair is on point :coolfish:

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Smash it Smash hit posted:

good i'll ironically dress as santa clause and poop in the mall food court that'll show those christmas lovers

And I'll hold the back button for 2 seconds, then go forward and punch while screaming "SONIC BOOM"

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