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61 has to be the worst birthday. 9 more years until your 70 and get another nice round number thats worth a big party, but this time you might not make it all the way 
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hog maw is gross
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Jul 12, 2016 13:43
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Happy birthday you goon among goons. Goddamn I love these stories.
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Jul 12, 2016 13:47
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Happy birthday dee eight. It was you who got me thinking about the quality of drugs I use to amuse my cats, and for that I owe you thanks.
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Jul 12, 2016 13:48
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Happy Birthday man What's are you most disappointed with in this day and age?
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Jul 12, 2016 14:03
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get your prostate checked!
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Jul 12, 2016 14:15
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Rutibex posted:61 has to be the worst birthday. 9 more years until your 70 and get another nice round number thats worth a big party, but this time you might not make it all the way They come so fast when you're this old though, a year for OP probably feels like a month for you. Hell, in teenager years he's probably 6 months from death of old age at 103. Edit: OP please tell us all how weed is now vs the 70's. I stopped smoking years ago but I'd love to hear how the romantic version of what weed you could get then was vs what you can legally buy now is. Woden fucked around with this message at 14:43 on Jul 12, 2016 |
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Jul 12, 2016 14:34
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are you my real dad
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Jul 12, 2016 14:36
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Serious post. In a week I'll be 48 and realize I likely have less than 20 Christmas' left , statistically, before I die. How do you feel knowing you may be dead in less than a decade and how do you cope with that?
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Jul 12, 2016 14:39
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hey OP how about that cary grant?
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Jul 12, 2016 14:40
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Did you save properly for retirement like my dad and are looking forward to not having to work at 62? Or are you like my mom and have no retirement savings and will work until she's dead and (likely) pass on all her debt to her children?
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Jul 12, 2016 14:46
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Happy birthday old man! A few questions on aging: Have your childhood idols died or become inhuman monsters? Do you care less about material possessions as you age? What was the last concert you attended? (was it too loud?) Do you miss traveling without 2hrs or more of pre-flight security measures?
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Jul 12, 2016 15:44
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You're older than my parents.
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Jul 12, 2016 15:45
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dee eight posted:And I really don't give a gently caress about my lawn. Go ahead, get on my lawn. We used to be neighbors out in Montana, kind of, when I lived in Hamilton. Sorry I never got a chance to bicycle up and check out the Nepeta farm. I miss Montana, congratulations on turning 61!
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Jul 12, 2016 15:51
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How does it feel knowing that you've lived probably 3/4ths of your life and you get closer to death every single day? Happy birthday, btw.
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Jul 12, 2016 15:52
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dee eight posted:And I really don't give a gently caress about my lawn. Go ahead, get on my lawn. you say you don't give a poo poo about your lawn but i know olds at your advanced oldness have little left in their life because there is a pair of them keeps calling the city on me about my lawn. how often are you out there puttering around in your yard pointlessly spritzing dandelions with toxic weedkillers and mowing it YET A loving AGAIN at 7am actually i don't care. just hurry up and die you gently caress
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Jul 12, 2016 15:52
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sorry, i actually meant to say "happy birthday!"
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Jul 12, 2016 15:54
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Tony Homo posted:Serious post. In a week I'll be 48 and realize I likely have less than 20 Christmas' left , statistically, before I die. How do you feel knowing you may be dead in less than a decade and how do you cope with that? Probably the same way you cope with the fact you can die any day for many many different reasons?
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Jul 12, 2016 15:54
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Happy birthday,  man
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Jul 12, 2016 15:57
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I am wearing my t-shirt today, holy poo poo! Please take this in the best way but I coulda sworn you were older, my parents are 69 (heh) this year and I had mentally put you in league with them because they had kids real late (I'm 32) and it's perennially weird that there's pretty much an entire generation that my family skipped. 61 ain't poo poo, you got decades left! Congrats and thanks for keeping my cat high as heck for years.
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Jul 12, 2016 16:07
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what was racism like
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Jul 12, 2016 16:08
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happy birthday, elder goon. stay spry, big homie.
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Jul 12, 2016 16:14
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How do you feel about skinny jeans? What are the biggest shocks and/or changes you have seen with society/the world that you didn't expect or can't understand? Thanks man!
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Jul 12, 2016 16:22
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Wasn't the draft still in effect when you turned 18? Were you flat footed or did the catdrug money keep you out?
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Jul 12, 2016 16:26
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dee eight posted:
Happy Birthday Commodore buddy.  I got a VIC-20 in '83 and a C64 later that year. I remember throwing the computer, 13 inch color TV, 1541 drive, box of 5 1/4 disks into the back seat every month to head to the library for our
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Jul 12, 2016 16:35
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1v1 me in halo op
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Jul 12, 2016 16:42
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im thirty years old AMA I was alive when Pokemon GO came out..
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Jul 12, 2016 16:43
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Happy birfday oldgoon, I hope I can be as cool as you when I'm 61! My dad is actually turning 61 next month and he is pretty dang cool so there is hope.
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Jul 12, 2016 16:57
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Old goon why not do crazy drugs now that you have no future to ruin
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Jul 12, 2016 16:58
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Sweet merciful Mary you are old as gently caress What were the best titties you ever saw, ever felt, ever motorboated
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Jul 12, 2016 17:04
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Fishy Joe posted:Sweet merciful Mary you are old as gently caress I can answer this for you: Your mothers.
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Jul 12, 2016 17:06
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how many of your original adult teeth do you still have?
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Jul 12, 2016 17:20
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happy bday papaw
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Jul 12, 2016 17:37
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drat you're almost old as my dad, op. Congratulations old goon
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Jul 12, 2016 17:46
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Champenema posted:Wasn't the draft still in effect when you turned 18? Were you flat footed or did the catdrug money keep you out? He was born in 1955, so he would have turned 18 in 1973, when the main US presence in Vietnam had ended. My father is two years older, and even he would have been too young to have been in the main action in Vietnam.
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Jul 12, 2016 17:54
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everyone here is old except me 
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Hey kids. Fuckin google knows it's my b-day. All the poo poo in the 'about me' link I clicked is empty. gently caress you google.m Lessee what I missed while snoozing: old people smell - not that i noticed death - yeah, poo poo happens. icame to grips with my own mortality long ago. teeth - six (dental hygene is important boys and girls) drugs - yeah sure titties - all titties are good and also your moms draft - i gave my draft card to some guy so he could buy beer and never got it back. my brother paid a shrink $50 to certify he was gay racism - i got over it, but holy poo poo it was badly entrenched in society back then skinny jeans - don't care childhood idols - dead cowboys mostly. Roy Rogers, Hopalong Cassidy, Davy Crockett, etc. Sky King is buried in a local cemetary. retirement- my IRA could buy a lovely used car, maybe material possessions - don't need more stuff. it's just stuff. last concert - charlie musselwhite at a local club. it was fuckin GREAT. most disapointed in - tv and politics. 80s 90s - when my kids were born. it was a weird time for me. e: my eyebrows look like roadkilled badgers and i can braid my ear hair. gently caress you bitch pass on the right \/\/\/\/ dee eight fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Jul 12, 2016 |
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Jul 12, 2016 18:15
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get out of the fuckin fastlane u rear end in a top hat!
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dee eight posted:My lower limit is like mid forties. This is fascinating to me. I always assumed 25-year-olds would look better, no matter how old you get, but at 60, 40-year-olds are the hottest babes out there? Now I know. Closing in on 33, it's still the 25-ish for me.
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