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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
Yea I think Trump sucks too but holy gently caress are my fellow liberals some stupid motherfuckers on facebook and not! Post liberal lols in this thread as a healthy counterbalance to all the Trump sturm und drang, mein neu alt-right friends!

some safespace liberal facebook hugbox posted:

"The following are required cws for this group. If your post does not have these, it will not get approved. If you have any cws you would like added to this list, comment or message any admin/mod.
Aside from obvious triggers:
Any -ism:
Racism (the word "savage"), sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, anti-autism, etc etc etc
Animals:
Dogs, spiders, snakes, lice, worms, frogs, fish, birds, chickens, snails, slugs, mice, rats, miniature horses, monkeys, leeches, parasites, octopi, squids
Insects: centipedes, cockroaches, moths/butterflies, spiders, crickets, bees/wasps, maggots, bed bugs
Animal abuse
Animal products: meat, leather, fur
Medical/bodily:
Feet, childbirth/pregnancy/babies, needles, unsanitary/hygiene/vomit/dirty/grimy, diapers, death, germs, hospitals, skin or hair picking, finger nails/ nail biting, surgical, starvation, gore, psychosis, anti-vaccine, doctors, medication/pills
Phobias:
Trypophobia (repeating patterns, small holes, clusters of any repeating shape), water/rain, oceans, clutter, claustrophobia (small spaces, confinement), emetophobia (vomit), heights, open spaces, balloons
People:
Dads/moms/parents, sisters, brothers, uncles, crowds/large groups, "daddy", Melanie Martinez, sick children, twins, Trump, facial hair, grating/offbeat voices, David Wolfe, furries, the Beatles
Violence:
cars/traffic accidents, fighting, confrontation, assault, police, guns, drugs & alcohol (weed too), knives, fire, explosions, destruction/demolition, 9/11
Relationships etc:
sex/oral sex, proposals, kink, 50 shades of grey, physical touch, infidelity
Places, ideas:
Communism, Serbia, Germany, philosophy, Arkansas, Catholicism, club/bar environment, bright white room, North Korea, Vienna/Austria
Self image:
food, academics, skin bleaching, soda, junk food, gyms, eating disorder mention, sui mention, dysmorphia, self harm, fasting, exercise, selfies
Sounds:
Loud noise, yelling/fighting, fast or abnormal speech, keyboard clicks, many dogs barking, any repetitive sound, paper crumbling
Other:
flashing lights/large amount of sunlight/bright lights/seizure inducing, chains, worn down teddy bears, Lolita, Skype, superheros, solicitation, dragon ace, ace attorney, demons/ghosts, religion, apocalypse/rapture/end of times, existentialism, yugioh, stuffed animals, belts, cleaning supplies, autism speaks, algebra, consumption of non-food items, adoption, paper, Weezer (the band), long grass, grain fields, basements, fast speech, veganism"

lol

btw that is a real group on facebook and their rules im not making it up.

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
Weezer (the band)

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

fyodor posted:

my fellow liberals

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

whats a cw

Ville Valo
Sep 17, 2004

I'm waiting for your call
and I'm ready to take
your six six six
in my heart

Macasaurus posted:

whats a cw

the network with Riverdale and Supergirl. it fuckin' rules

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Hello fellow teens, let's share stories about other teens doing dumb things.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i want supergirl to rip my dick off with her supervag

sketch_nimrod
Apr 1, 2010
trigger warning: dad

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Ville Valo posted:

the network with Riverdale and Supergirl. it fuckin' rules

oh no! shoo with that poo poo.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


When will these liberals learn that I can't read that many words?!?!!!!

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion
Please explain 'cws'.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Khazar-khum posted:

Please explain 'cws'.

chicks with slits

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
also it says that if your post does not have a 'cws', it will not get approved. i have to say that these rules are confusing

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

ill take a stab i guess, cracker warning

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
Ok I'll bite. How many members belong to that group?

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Khazar-khum posted:

Please explain 'cws'.

cautions and warnings?

:shrug:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Why is the trypophobia one in every single list. Like how common is that

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Insects: centipedes/spiders.

Oh, please tell me about politics, good sir.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
you didn't include a trigger warning about miniature horses

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Isaac posted:

Why is the trypophobia one in every single list. Like how common is that

I want to go into that group and post a picture of a butt with like 50 small buttholes

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Jailbrekr posted:

Ok I'll bite. How many members belong to that group?

dont hate on this wholesome content has 10,393 Members

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

Isaac posted:

Why is the trypophobia one in every single list. Like how common is that

liberals collect mental disorders like pokemon! also didnt that whole seed pod meme poo poo start as a photoshop on these very forums?

Kassoon
Nov 16, 2005

gonna hit you with his cockatrice
my orchids are more resilient than liberals

grope proof vest
Jan 11, 2006




All those trigger warnings and not a single "lurk more" smh

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
OP it should be "meine neuen" alt right friends grammar is important

Famethrowa
Oct 5, 2012

It's making fun of liberals :ssh:

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

liberals aren't leftists tho

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

fyodor posted:

liberals collect mental disorders like pokemon! also didnt that whole seed pod meme poo poo start as a photoshop on these very forums?

it used to be restricted to seed pods and photoshops, but now there are also jigger removal videos.

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Famethrowa posted:

It's making fun of liberals :ssh:

Adjektivendungen is a bipartisan issue

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

it used to be restricted to seed pods and photoshops, but now there are also jigger removal videos.

I wish I didn't know this.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Famethrowa posted:

It's making fun of liberals :ssh:

They shouldn't be allowed to trick people on the internet like that :mad:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
ok I'll bite - wtf is wrong with you, op?

Bobbin Threadbear
May 6, 2007

Famethrowa posted:

It's making fun of liberals :ssh:

Bet it's not even a real group. gently caress you op.

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Apr 8, 2012

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fyodor posted:

dont hate on this wholesome content has 10,393 Members

Enough to make a division for the assault on the bolsheviks. But these people would never serve a noble cause.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

yeah go to hell op. lets get him!

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
I guess if I was going to talk to those guys I'd try to rule out every possible topic of conversation too

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

dad gay. so what posted:

ok I'll bite - wtf is wrong with you, op?

I hate you.

#TheTolerantLeft

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
i had to look upi 'sui mention' and apparently the word suicide is too scary and mystical to even write down in a meta context

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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



They forgot to add "free speech" to that list.

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