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Orange_Lazarus posted:Was that porno with her ever released? Sorry but this is the first time I've seen her mentioned since that gbs thread. I just realized that Nadya Suleman's face looks like an octopus' mantle. ![]()
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SpacePig posted:I've always been suspicious that Geico is actually pretty expensive. I'm just one of thsoe guys that tries to listen to slogans very carefully, and I've always picked up on things like "could", "may", and "up to". Like them saying "Switching to Geico could save you up to 15% on car insurance." isn't false advertising because there are no promises made, so it comes off as odd to me. It seems disingenuous. I switched from Geico to State Farm after finding out that it would save me over $100 a month. Farbtoner posted:"If you're going to deprive the company the actually made the game from making a single cent off of your purchase, why not at least save yourself some money as well and just rent it instead?" Christ, don't start this poo poo here of all places. raditts fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Jul 19, 2012 |
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There's this commercial for Accu-Check Nano that annoys the hell out of me. It has this poppy song that sounds like something from a Barbie commercial, and they play it every. single. break.
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Tragedienne posted:There's this commercial for Accu-Check Nano that annoys the hell out of me. It has this poppy song that sounds like something from a Barbie commercial, and they play it every. single. break. That commercial makes me laugh uncontrollably. The way they show the thing off you'd think it was a commercial for a new iPod or something, who does that for a blood sugar meter?
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Awesome Welles posted:A few of them were pretty funny, but why they thought it was a good idea to run the SO EASY A CAVEMAN COULD DO IT into the ground for years is beyond me. I have no idea who in the hell thought that show would be a good idea.
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raditts posted:I switched from Geico to State Farm after finding out that it would save me over $100 a month. Might want to check all-state. State farm quote on a 1998 van, and a 1996 honda civic was 132 dollars a month. I rang up progressive and they told me the best they had was all-state for 76 dollars a month for both. Progressive wanted 96 a month. Also, gently caress the staples commercials. SCHOOL SUPPLIES TO 80's MUSIC. gently caress you.
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NBC has one of those "best commercials" programs on right now (the Clio awards?) I've only had it on for ~ten minutes, but haven't seen anything super-awesome yet... Though they are showing some older, "classic", commercials (the one onn ow is from 2007...but it is a REALLY good one. That Levis "Strange Love" one where the couple keep stripping off clothes and then the next "layer" is another decade's fashion style. Edit: This one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JGUJnCyMIQ
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Didn't the Clio Awards used to be a proper awards show with an audience and all rather than some pre-recorded dipshit introducing them like it's America's Funniest Home Videos?
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I don't understand the concept of a "Cars World" at Disneyland. Isn't that just the parking lot?
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DrBouvenstein posted:NBC has one of those "best commercials" programs on right now (the Clio awards?) You know you use DVR and skip commercials all the time when you have never seen this ad ever. o_O I still quite like it though. I would take this over all the terrible commercials nowadays.
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Goddamn you, T-Mobile. Goddamn you straight to Hell. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0eML7aphSc
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raditts posted:I don't even understand where the competition exists between Gamefly and Gamestop. "Are you mad that you can't resell your games for the same price you bought them for? Use Gamefly." Both sell games. GameFly, however, lets you rent them first, play them for as long as you want, and if you don't like 'em, you send 'em back and get more, Netflix-style. If you do like the game, however, you have the option of buying them at pretty decent prices (I think it was around $35-ish last time I looked for a $60 new game), and they send you the mint case/manual. In reality, it's an infinitely better model, one that is only lessened by how terrible those commercials are. [edit]Oh, right, something to add: 50% MORE CASH! gently caress you, gently caress you, gently caress YOU, fifty percent more than what you stupid, nebulous fucks. Does it matter? Nope! Because the more you spend to get any supposed "cash back," you're still getting charged out the rear end on interest. I have a card that gives me a percent or two on debit purchases, which is just money that comes from my account. Give me a loving card that does that from an actual bank and I will sign the gently caress up. But they won't do that; they can't, because offering actual benefits from straight purchases is apparently an impossible prospect for banks. gently caress those commercials. I've been told Jimmy Fallon is actually making something entertaining with his show. Why would he shill for a credit ca-oh, right, money, got it. SamBishop fucked around with this message at 07:08 on Jul 26, 2012 |
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Gonz posted:Goddamn you, T-Mobile. Goddamn you straight to Hell. T-Mobile: We have coverage in major cities! Just like everyone else!
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raditts posted:Didn't the Clio Awards used to be a proper awards show with an audience and all rather than some pre-recorded dipshit introducing them like it's America's Funniest Home Videos? They are, this is basically a clip show pull of some of them as well as some old favorites. As an interesting note winning a Clio award is actually statistically really bad for the agency. More than 60% of Clio award winning agencies lost that piece of business within the year of winning that award.
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SamBishop posted:Give me a loving card that does that from an actual bank Capital One is an actual bank ![]() I worked on the project that directly resulted in the Alec Baldwin and Jimmy Fallon commercials.
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Barudak posted:They are, this is basically a clip show pull of some of them as well as some old favorites. I wonder why? If I had to guess, it could be something like the Taco Bell chihuahua where those commercials overshadowed the brand name.
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Young Freud posted:I wonder why? If I had to guess, it could be something like the Taco Bell chihuahua where those commercials overshadowed the brand name. More than likely it's the same reason for the "Sports Illustrated curse". To get a Clio your ad needs to be an outlier on the high end of the quality curve; and it's rare, and difficult, for an agency to do that year after year.
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Young Freud posted:I wonder why? If I had to guess, it could be something like the Taco Bell chihuahua where those commercials overshadowed the brand name. There are multiple factors but it boils down to a pretty consistent set of issues. 1) Like you said, many Clio ads don't showcase the actual product very well and sales fall despite the ad 2) Worse still, many Clio ads end up pushing an "edgy" or inappropriate brand messages which can really hurt a brand with an established reputation. 3) Many shops which make Clio-caliber ads are entirely or predominantly known for their creative departments. Since the idea behind their campaign isn't theirs many clients/agencies which contract with them will take an imaginative idea and move on at the end of the contract. Basically, the Clio awards and the actual function of advertising and how agencies work are often at odds with one another. A Clio is not the measure of the success of an ad, only its creativity and execution.
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As much as I hate Zooey Deschanel not knowing what rain looks like, I loving love a mildly irritated Martin Scorsese ranting at his phone in traffic. You have my grudging respect, Apple.
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HP has a commercial for their laptop with "Beats audio" (![]() Seriously, it sounds like a bad Katy Perry song (redundant, I know) remixed as bad dubstep (also redundant.)
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404GoonNotFound posted:As much as I hate Zooey Deschanel not knowing what rain looks like, I loving love a mildly irritated Martin Scorsese ranting at his phone in traffic. You have my grudging respect, Apple. I keep hearing that commercial is an homage to his cameo in Taxi Driver, but, outside of him being in a cab, he's not finding out that his wife is not in their apartment and asking Siri what a .44 Magnum will do to a woman's pussy.
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Kleenex is getting in the back to school spirit by trying to get kids to use their products instead of sneezing on their hands and wiping them on other kids. Unfortunately, they're doing this in the most annoying way possible by having a bunch of kids sing a version of a song I know exists, but don't know the name of, with altered lyrics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foRgthdZigA
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Just stifle your sneezes. Do it until you burst a blood vessel behind your eye.
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Young Freud posted:I keep hearing that commercial is an homage to his cameo in Taxi Driver, but, outside of him being in a cab, he's not finding out that his wife is not in their apartment and asking Siri what a .44 Magnum will do to a woman's pussy. I would enjoy this version.
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DrBouvenstein posted:HP has a commercial for their laptop with "Beats audio" ( Also, gotta love the assertion that an audiophile (or, like, anyone) is gonna be listening to music from a laptop's speakers and not some headphones.
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McSpanky posted:Also, gotta love the assertion that an audiophile (or, like, anyone) is gonna be listening to music from a laptop's speakers and not some headphones. An audiphile would probably have an aneurism at there mere suggestion. Where are the $7000 cables? Or the bag of magic rocks you put on top of the speaker to make it sound "richer" and "fuller"?
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raditts posted:That commercial makes me laugh uncontrollably. The way they show the thing off you'd think it was a commercial for a new iPod or something, who does that for a blood sugar meter? Younger people often suffer severe complications or death from diabeetus because they're too drat cool to check their blood sugar. That's for old ladies and nerds! So you get a small, cheap, stylish, "cool" glucose meter. The Nano (with that awfully familiar name) was created specifically for the youth market.
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DrBouvenstein posted:HP has a commercial for their laptop with "Beats audio" ( The cell phone version of this is beyond awful as well. Was a developer sitting around seriously thinking "you know that thing where people play music directly out of their cell phone speakers because they think people will want to listen to their music? Make it louder and also more clear" (said no one ever).
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I used to have a bizarre crush on Progressive Flo until I got a new car and it raised my payment from $256 per month to $570. Now I can't stand to see her face. Progressive isn't very progressive.
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DrBouvenstein posted:HP has a commercial for their laptop with "Beats audio" ( Beats Audio (by Dr. Dre!!!) is just basically the Monster Cable of audio hardware, right? Like there's nothing particularly special about it that even retard audiophiles would want to spend the extra couple hundred/thousand dollars for? McSpanky posted:Also, gotta love the assertion that an audiophile (or, like, anyone) is gonna be listening to music from a laptop's speakers and not some headphones. Well I assume you're supposed to listen to the music through the Beats AudioTM by Dr. DreTM hardware in your laptop using your high end Beats AudioTM by Dr. DreTM headphones for the richest Beats AudioTM by Dr. DreTM listening experience. raditts fucked around with this message at 16:52 on Jul 28, 2012 |
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raditts posted:Beats Audio (by Dr. Dre!!!) is just basically the Monster Cable of audio hardware, right? Like there's nothing particularly special about it that even retard audiophiles would want to spend the extra couple hundred/thousand dollars for? You'll love this: it was actually a spin off of Monster Cable, so yes, it's literally a Monster thing, complete with huge markup without a tangible difference. All of HTC's most recent phones come with an auto-enabled Beats Audio mode when you plug headphones in. What does it do? Crushes the mids in favor of boosted bass/treble. ![]() Though I have to admit, I actually like the music in that commercial. Because I'm broken, I guess.
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DJExile posted:T-Mobile: We have coverage in major cities! Just like everyone else! To be fair, Kalamazoo isn't all that major a city ![]()
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They keep playing these don't text and drive commercials on Adult Swim and I hate them so much because they make me want to cry. I can't say they're not effective though, I've made a serious effort to not touch my phone while in the car ever since I got a smart phone.
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ONE YEAR LATER posted:They keep playing these don't text and drive commercials on Adult Swim and I hate them so much because they make me want to cry. I can't say they're not effective though, I've made a serious effort to not touch my phone while in the car ever since I got a smart phone. You need someone to tell you not to text and drive?
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feedmegin posted:To be fair, Kalamazoo isn't all that major a city And yet it's the first one they mention.
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Tardcore posted:You need someone to tell you not to text and drive? Apparently some people need to be told not to drink and drive too, I'll fully admit that left to my own devices I have let myself respond to text messages while driving without thinking about it.
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I won't even touch the phone when I drive, no texts or calls. I'm paranoid as hell of not paying attention to something.
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Those 'Don't Text And Drive' commercials are almost as obnoxious as the anti-smoking campaign commercials with people using vocal emitters and poo poo, coming from someone who doesn't text and drive or smoke. gently caress I wish I could opt out of seeing those commercials.
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T-Mobile: http://youtu.be/tuQtIR1Px-8 I don't understand why she's sending footage of the show to people who are also at the show. It's grating on me way more than it should.
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Tardcore posted:You need someone to tell you not to text and drive? My last car was wrecked by an idiot running a red while texting and driving, so yes those people exist.
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