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Friends Are Evil
Oct 25, 2010

cats cats cats



knife_of_justice posted:

There was a customised porn video made (think 'Swap.avi' but on a much more innocent scale) with a series of surreal, unconnected scenes, with little to no pornographic content. One of them had a woman sitting alone at a table, reciting philosophical concepts and looking for her keys. Another had a woman in her underwear confess to another woman in her underwear that she was, in fact, her biological father.

It was perhaps the most remarkable thing I have ever seen. Anyone have any idea what it is?

Final Flesh?

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



fuckingtest posted:

I am looking for a youtube that someone made of "The Deer Hunter" where it replays the russian roulette scene and somehow makes it funny. I can't seem to find it, despite looking for it for an hour.

The scene in question: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCW9NsrV6VM


EDIT: The guy keeps yelling "MICKEY MICKEY" and almost the entire sequence replays with DeNiro and Walken again as a dream in DeNiro's head,

It's probably this:

Smolt posted:

A couple of pages ago, but the video was from a 2007 GBS thread by MrSpiffy called My roommate Brian. The Shawshank video was called "crazy Shawshank alternate ending!!!" and was uploaded May 04, 2006 by dhollister.

"The Deer Hunter" one can be found here (not youtube). It went under the video name "Deer Hunter Russian Roulette Scene - Director's Cut".

I think contacting Brian is the only way anyone will find the Shawshank one at this point though. :(

Edit: My grammar went out the window

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla

Carthag posted:

It's probably this:
And on that point actually, I've told my friends for over a year about the Shawshank one but I really want to show it to them.

mastervj
Feb 25, 2011
Let's try this.

I'm trying to tack down the music used in a weird flash video like at least 10 years ago.

The video was found googling for something like "what's your lucky number". It consisted of a girl in a boat? Dammit, can't remember properly. Also I think a ball fading in and out. Sort of creepy. The music was electronic and sort of chill out. I think that the music performers might have been Scottish.

Any ideas? Does someone remember this properly?

LucasMedaffy
Oct 18, 2000
I've been trying to find a video for about a decade now. It was a short video of a couple going on a blind date to a mexican restaurant. They eat and then the video cuts to them having sex and then (?the girl) ends up having diarrhea all over him. He gets grossed out but then also has diarrhea and they keep going at it? It sounds super gross/graphic but it's not obscene. I think it had the title or subtitle of "hot fudge surprise". I think I saw it on iFilm or some other old internet video streaming service (this came out BEFORE youtube).

I've searched for years and never found it. Help me SA, you're my only hope.

sex pervert
Mar 22, 2011

I remember around 2006ish (possibly earlier) someone posted a thread explaining how they'd given some guy a ride and he'd given them a CD by way of payment. The kindly goon found that it contained a video of a middle aged man singing a song he'd written, and he shared this with SA. The lyrics were something like "we must save our environment... so our children can live free" and the grey haired performer was singing in a booming baritone. The video was just incredible. The old guy was just staring deadpan at the camera, dressed like a DMV employee and belting out his tune.

Long shot, I know, but it'd be great if someone could even just confirm that this really happened and I didn't dream it.

Laiinkyree
Mar 11, 2009

Oh boy!
There's an oooold website that was named crosscircuit.com, that had a ton of messed up flash games and hilarious videos. The website has long been shut down....does anyone remember this? Is there a website somewhere out there that has them?

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
Back when Star Wars Galaxies was a thing, there was a site with a bunch of images/articles taking the piss out of the game. The two I can immediately recall were a picture of Lee Harvey Oswald with a <Master Rifleman> tag above his head and a screencap from one of the films with the characters running towards an in-game house while Luke shouted "Save yourself! I have a TEF!".

Bit of a niche request I know, but anyone have any idea if that site's still out there somewhere?

break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

Laiinkyree posted:

There's an oooold website that was named crosscircuit.com, that had a ton of messed up flash games and hilarious videos. The website has long been shut down....does anyone remember this? Is there a website somewhere out there that has them?

it's on the wayback machine, something might still be there:
http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.crosscircuit.com

break-up breakdown fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Mar 31, 2013

SwivelTits2000
Jan 17, 2007
Retarded
There's a (series of?) videos from at least 5 years ago that were ... surreal. It was a series of clips, none of which had a real story, and none of which tied together. The only two clips I remember involved a ring of people dancing around some totem-pole-like thing, which eventually stood up and danced too. The other clip was someone sitting in some 1970s-looking office with his back to the viewer. He was fiddling with some piece of equipment, and eventually turned around to face the viewer ... when it was revealed he was a monster of some sort.

The soundtrack was mostly rhythmic scratchy sounds, like a magnetically-damaged tape. Video quality was very poor, probably deliberately. Looked like it was on VHS -- though I'm pretty sure it was all digital.

I think the whole thing is supposed to be some kind of drug reference. It's fascinating nonetheless. All of my searches have been fruitless.

Any ideas?

ruden
Dec 2, 2006
This is a long shot but there was a video, I think on Vimeo, maybe a year ago about a company that makes high speed/high def commercials, and they have a big shop they make all kinds of harnesses and camera rigs that capture up close shots.

There were some shots they had of things like fruit falling in chocolate (or something on that order). It was basically an advertisement for the company, but they showed off a few of their constructions that help them capture unique angles of things.

I've been trying to find this video to show some friends but I can't for the life of me find it.

e: just found it in my bookmarks: http://vimeo.com/43455552 if anyone was interested.

ruden fucked around with this message at 21:43 on Mar 31, 2013

jfjnpxmy
Feb 23, 2011

by Lowtax
Many moons ago, a goon posted a thread about a weird message left on his answering machine. It consisted of a high male voice (kinda like MC Chris) jabbering excitedly about "FOUR MINUTES ON THE CLOCK" and how the speaker was going to come and take "ALL YOUR PIN STRIPED SUITS". Later in the thread, someone made a webpage about "The Pinstripe Suit Killer" and succeeded in scaring the poo poo out of the OP. Anyone else remember that thread and/or have a link to it?

Also, a Youtube video I've been hunting for: Shakycam footage, late at night, coupla dudes go to what appears to be a supermarket which has a big ogre looking thing thumping around in the meat locker. Any assist would be muy appreciado, yo.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

mastervj posted:

Let's try this.

I'm trying to tack down the music used in a weird flash video like at least 10 years ago.

The video was found googling for something like "what's your lucky number". It consisted of a girl in a boat? Dammit, can't remember properly. Also I think a ball fading in and out. Sort of creepy. The music was electronic and sort of chill out. I think that the music performers might have been Scottish.

Any ideas? Does someone remember this properly?

The only thing I can help with is that the Scottish music performers were probably 'Boards of Canada'. I'd link to their stuff, but I'm on my phone.

duddits
Dec 22, 2009

YouDummy posted:

There was a story I remember when I first got on the internet. This would have been 1999 or so? There was a teenager, from Canada if I remember correctly. He was pretending to be a ghost and haunting his family. He would pick up an extension when someone else was on the phone, and speak in an "unworldly way". In reality, he was inhaling as he spoke. He called himself Sami or something like it. He also had a spare remote, and would change the channel on the TV at will. The family was convinced it was a ghost, and the police were sure it was computer hackers, and actually considered sending high voltage through the phone lines in order to disable the computer on the other end. Anyone remember this?

You're thinking of Sommy. Googling for that brings up some of the stories.

Stele007
Aug 12, 2007

There was some flash video, maybe done by Shmorky, that just looped with a guy saying, "Internet!" in a grand voice with the word splashed on the screen. I thought I had saved it to my harddrive, but I can't find it there or anywhere else.

naptalan
Feb 18, 2009

Question Mark Mound posted:

There was a flash game from about a year ago where you had to solve mathematical logic puzzles to escape a white room. There was a typewriter in it I think. Does anyone remember it?

A little late, but I'm pretty sure this is ir/rational redux.

Source of Happyness
Mar 2, 2007

you should come outside sometime, it is great out here

Stele007 posted:

There was some flash video, maybe done by Shmorky, that just looped with a guy saying, "Internet!" in a grand voice with the word splashed on the screen. I thought I had saved it to my harddrive, but I can't find it there or anywhere else.

internet.swf?
http://swfchan.com/1/1488/

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla

naptalan posted:

A little late, but I'm pretty sure this is ir/rational redux.
Awesome, that's the one. Thank you!

CaptainJuan
Oct 15, 2008

Thick. Juicy. Tender.

Imagine cutting into a Barry White Song.
There was this youtube video that I think i saw on 4chan several years ago featuring this girl with a rather wacky haircut giving her friend a tour of her apartment via skype or something. Scattered around the apartment were signs that said "happy birthday rachel" because the friend's name was rachel and it was her birthday! I laughed my rear end off for some reason and I haven't been able to find the video since. Any suggestions, goons?

Way Strong Pimphand
Feb 19, 2010
Does anybody remember the old 'Sonic and The Search for Love' thread? I know there's like a million YouTube videos of people reciting various chapters, but someone on SA did the absolute best readings of that fanfic. I think I actually started crying the first time I heard it from laughing so drat hard. I would literally kill a man to find those recordings again.

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


CaptainJuan posted:

There was this youtube video that I think i saw on 4chan several years ago featuring this girl with a rather wacky haircut giving her friend a tour of her apartment via skype or something. Scattered around the apartment were signs that said "happy birthday rachel" because the friend's name was rachel and it was her birthday! I laughed my rear end off for some reason and I haven't been able to find the video since. Any suggestions, goons?

I can't find the video, but it was originally posted on AYB by a goon named sara's roommate.

Analrapist
Dec 8, 2006
Wiki wiki wild wild west
Having trouble finding a video from old, I'll do my best to describe it.

The video depicted a male stripper performing on some kind of women's talk show, with quite a large audience of ladies watching him.

The stripper fellow was blonde with longish hair (pretty 'eurotrash' looking) and was wearing black leather with those pointy metal studs.

He also was wielding twin blades, demonstrating his ability to twirl them while he undressed.

For whatever reason I can't seem to find it anymore, but I'm certain the moment someone points me to it I'll remember right away. Thanks in advance!

Pessimisten
Mar 24, 2008
I THINK TERRORISM IS OK, BECAUSE IT'S NOT REALLY THE TERRORIST THAT SHOULD BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE, IT'S THE CAPITALIST SOCIETY PIGS. ALLAH AHKBAR!

Analrapist posted:

Having trouble finding a video from old, I'll do my best to describe it.

The video depicted a male stripper performing on some kind of women's talk show, with quite a large audience of ladies watching him.

The stripper fellow was blonde with longish hair (pretty 'eurotrash' looking) and was wearing black leather with those pointy metal studs.

He also was wielding twin blades, demonstrating his ability to twirl them while he undressed.

For whatever reason I can't seem to find it anymore, but I'm certain the moment someone points me to it I'll remember right away. Thanks in advance!

oval office Smasher!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oupGA_QVVUE

merAch
Oct 16, 2004

Little surprises around every corner, but nothing dangerous.
A video probably no older than 3-4 years, some kind of office comedy skit where guys would send out an email to a distribution group when they sat down to take a crap and everyone else in the office tried to find what bathroom they were in and throw a piece of wet toilet paper at them before they could finish. it was very competitive, and every search variant I can try hasn't found anything

giogadi
Oct 27, 2009

There's a youtube video of some old, maybe Scandinavian man making a cup of coffee, and he's trying to explain how he's doing it in English but his English is laughably horrible. At one point he just starts laughing uncontrollably. I think it may have been posted in one of the Masaokis threads. Anybody have this on hand? Search attempts seem to only yield espresso porn

Jerome Agricola
Apr 11, 2010

Seriously,

who dat?

giogadi posted:

There's a youtube video of some old, maybe Scandinavian man making a cup of coffee, and he's trying to explain how he's doing it in English but his English is laughably horrible. At one point he just starts laughing uncontrollably. I think it may have been posted in one of the Masaokis threads. Anybody have this on hand? Search attempts seem to only yield espresso porn


You might be thinking of markorepairs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuyrlXI7nA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Back in the days before Youtube, there was a video floating around that was a guy who had dressed up his hand to pretend to be an astronaut that had landed on another planet. The video was shot very close-up on the hand, like in Thumb Wars. In the background, there was another guy who was pointedly ignoring the person making the video. I know that this is vague, but I'm hoping someone remembers it.

giogadi
Oct 27, 2009


That's it! Thanks for the help!

Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now
Ok guys, I'm trying to find this video of a realllllly fat woman in tight red pants letting out a monstrous fart. Last time I saw it was in 2008. I promise I'm not going to masturbate to it. It was just a loving hilarious 15 second video of some lady doing a webcam show or something for people with fart fetishes. I showed my friends this video years ago and it loving slayed everyone who saw it.

Zen Punk
Dec 26, 2005

interfaced
I'm looking for a video, maybe youtube, of a psychedelic cover of the theme song to Green Acres. The song was played in a weird slowed down and distorted way and the video had trippy color filters applied to it and stuff. Basically Lucy in the Green Acres with Diamonds. I was surprised I couldn't find it.

Analrapist
Dec 8, 2006
Wiki wiki wild wild west

That's it! I knew it was oval office related. Thanks a mil.

falconry
Oct 9, 2012
Anybody have the video of a guy performing stream-ception on justin.tv? I don't think it's too old, but old enough that it's in 360p. Basically a guy views his own stream while streaming and realizes his mistake not before yelping and wondering aloud to the stream that infinitely replicates and echoes everything he is saying. He finally ends the madness by muting the stream sound.

It was pretty funny and popular enough, I think, that it shouldn't be too hard for you guys to find. I just can't find the correct search query and it's wracking my brain trying to find it.

Oh Hell No
Oct 10, 2007

I've got the world on a string.


falconry posted:

Anybody have the video of a guy performing stream-ception on justin.tv? I don't think it's too old, but old enough that it's in 360p. Basically a guy views his own stream while streaming and realizes his mistake not before yelping and wondering aloud to the stream that infinitely replicates and echoes everything he is saying. He finally ends the madness by muting the stream sound.

It was pretty funny and popular enough, I think, that it shouldn't be too hard for you guys to find. I just can't find the correct search query and it's wracking my brain trying to find it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et_MmlTxMXA

falconry
Oct 9, 2012

Oh hell yes, and with no time wasted! Thanks a bunch.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzaClXAt3aY

I think I asked for this video way back when this thread started up, and someone responded, but it wasn't what I was looking for. I believe I originally saw this thing back in 2006 from the forums, but I can't be sure. Either way, I found this thing after years of searching, and it's as amazing as the first time I heard it. Raul Midón is better than you, and can rock a mean tune even though he's blind.

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.



I don't know what's more incredible, all the mini-ATX boards sitting around his kitchen, the power supply in the sink or the box of marshmallows (!?) that he pulls out about three quarters of the way through the video.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Hey all. This one isn't actually mine, it's my friends, but it sounds funny and he hasn't been able to refind it on youtube.

The clip is a bunch of guys in a car, presumably on a road trip or something. They all start telling "my wife jokes", and go around the car. Then one guy in the back (my friend wants to say his name was Bobby) makes a really inappropriate joke. Everyone else then turns to look at him, telling him what he said wasn't cool, stuff like "That's not okay Bobby". The camera then zooms in on Bobby, who silently and solemnly looks out the car window.

Would much appreciate if anyone could find this. Have already tried variants of "road trip wife joke no Bobby inappropriate" on Google.

Wrath of Mordark
Jul 25, 2006

Foster liked his brand new wand!
Fun Shoe

Calico Heart posted:

Hey all. This one isn't actually mine, it's my friends, but it sounds funny and he hasn't been able to refind it on youtube.

The clip is a bunch of guys in a car, presumably on a road trip or something. They all start telling "my wife jokes", and go around the car. Then one guy in the back (my friend wants to say his name was Bobby) makes a really inappropriate joke. Everyone else then turns to look at him, telling him what he said wasn't cool, stuff like "That's not okay Bobby". The camera then zooms in on Bobby, who silently and solemnly looks out the car window.

Would much appreciate if anyone could find this. Have already tried variants of "road trip wife joke no Bobby inappropriate" on Google.

Was it this by any chance?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCzxiuHfoIo

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"




I am fairly sure! I'll relay this video to check though. Thanks a ton!

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QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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A while ago, someone in one of the PYF threads posted a link to a site with a ton of maps of the geographical distributions of a ton of different regional dialect vocabularies. I.e. maps of where people say "pop," "soda," or "coke" to refer to a soft drink and stuff like that. They had a ton of different ones, including things I had never even realized were regional variations. Anyone know what website it is?

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