CLICK SOME FUCKING COOKIES

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

People using autoclickers for golden cookies should get an achievement of shame. :argh:

# ? Sep 19, 2013 00:30

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FreelanceSocialist: Nov 19, 2002

Will it add to my milk levels?

# ? Sep 19, 2013 00:31

Color Printer: May 9, 2011; You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

People using autoclickers for golden cookies should get an achievement of shame.

Flipping back to the tab and seeing that I missed yet another Clicking Frenzy is all the shame I need. :negative:

EDIT: And also all the Clots and Ruins waiting for the Elder Pledge ability to unlock. I mean I could set it up so it doesn't autoclick Red Cookies but I'm not that much of a cheater. :colbert:

They are my punishment.

Color Printer fucked around with this message at 00:36 on Sep 19, 2013

# ? Sep 19, 2013 00:33

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

22 Eargesplitten posted:

If anyone else was having trouble with uncanny clicker, hit alt-shift-numlock. Your numpad + button is now doubleclick. This also makes you earn money twice as fast during clicking frenzies.

Or for even less :effort:

code:

setInterval(function() {
    Game.ClickCookie();
}, 1);

# ? Sep 19, 2013 00:35

something: Aug 1, 2011; Have you ever seen
The most pure look of delight
On a Babby's face?; Pillbug

New cookie clicker here. Any strategies for fast early cookies?

# ? Sep 19, 2013 00:49

22 Eargesplitten: Oct 10, 2010

Yes, but my way isn't cheating. It's using the standard windows functions to click. And I'm still manually clicking. I'd say it's less cheaty than custom-mapping your scroll to count as left-click.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 00:49

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

22 Eargesplitten posted:

Yes, but my way isn't cheating. It's using the standard windows functions to click. And I'm still manually clicking. I'd say it's less cheaty than custom-mapping your scroll to count as left-click.

Sometimes you wanna click cookies, sometimes you just want to run scripts that auto-clicks the cookie for you while buying the optimal buildings with your dirty cheat-cookies.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 00:55

Scrub-Niggurath: Nov 27, 2007

Does Elder Frenzy/Clicking Frenzy stack with regular Frenzy?

# ? Sep 19, 2013 00:55

Color Printer: May 9, 2011; You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...

Requested_Username posted:

Does Elder Frenzy/Clicking Frenzy stack with regular Frenzy?

Clicking yes. Elder no, I believe.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 00:57

AnonSpore: Jan 19, 2012; "I didn't see the part where he develops as a character so I guess he never developed as a character"

Reset with 300 chips banked. An hour later, including nabbing true neverclick, I'm at 117 million CPS. :stare:

I never thought these chips would be so amazing.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 01:13

Kyrosiris: May 24, 2006; You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".

quote:

General
Cookies in bank :
97,237,837
Cookies baked (all time) :
802,824,785
Cookies forfeited by resetting :
501,784,999,815,092,100
Game started : 13 minutes ago
Buildings owned : 68
Cookies per second : 13,568,223.1 (multiplier : 2,472%)

I love Heavenly Chips. :allears:

(1001 of them, for a base multiplier of 2102%)

# ? Sep 19, 2013 01:30

Vanilla Mint Ice: Jul 17, 2007; A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

One-One...

One thousand and one heavenly chips?!? :eyepop:

# ? Sep 19, 2013 01:35

Cheez: Apr 29, 2013; Someone doesn't like a shitty gimmick I like?

TIME FOR ME TO WHINE ABOUT IT!

I'm convinced orteil is at least partly retarded, because he responded to an ask on his tumblr saying that farms/factories/mines are too weak, saying they're early game content and they shouldn't be good, and all that garbage.

So what about cursors? grandmas? they're HUGE. It isn't until time machines that the two of them stop being cost effective with all upgrades. Meanwhile, farms lag so far behind it isn't even funny. 230 farms, the next one is going to cost 45 quadrillion. 230 farms gets... 4600 cookies per second. If it wasn't for all the % boosts it would never be worth it to have any. A cursor is the first thing you get, and a grandma is the second. Why can't the third thing you get, a farm, ever become remotely useful for anything besides increasing your building count and getting an achievement?

# ? Sep 19, 2013 01:48

LAY-ZX: Nov 10, 2009

Cheez posted:

I'm convinced orteil is at least partly retarded, because he is not designing this game in the way I think he should.

It is time to stop clicking the cookie.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 01:50

Arschlochkind: Mar 29, 2010

Orteil posted this battle preview...

# ? Sep 19, 2013 02:04

Loren1350: Mar 30, 2007

Well wasn't it said that eventually all the buildings will have extra content? If they're fun mini games I'll play them, regardless of profitability (though if they are vastly less powerful, I will probably not play them as much as my greedy side scolds my fun loving side).

# ? Sep 19, 2013 02:04

Jadaris: May 9, 2003; I am Leto, Lion of Atreides

Someone who's good at things should make some kind of script that runs a windows beep every time a golden cookie spawns. That way, I won't feel too much like I'm cheating by running an auto-clicking script, but I also don't have to stare at Cookie Clicker while I'm playing other games.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 02:06

Kyrosiris: May 24, 2006; You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".

Jadaris posted:

Someone who's good at things should make some kind of script that runs a windows beep every time a golden cookie spawns. That way, I won't feel too much like I'm cheating by running an auto-clicking script, but I also don't have to stare at Cookie Clicker while I'm playing other games.

From the wiki:

code:

var gcbHasAlerted = false;
setInterval(function() {
    if (!gcbHasAlerted && Game.goldenCookie.life > 0) {
        gcbHasAlerted = true;
        var a = new Audio("http://www.soundjay.com/button/beep-1.wav");
        a.volume = 0.7;
        a.play();
    }
    else if (Game.goldenCookie.life == 0) {
        gcbHasAlerted = false;
    }
}, 100);

# ? Sep 19, 2013 02:11

Dr. Arbitrary: Mar 15, 2006; Bleak Gremlin

Cheez posted:

I'm convinced orteil is at least partly retarded, because he responded to an ask on his tumblr saying that farms/factories/mines are too weak, saying they're early game content and they shouldn't be good, and all that garbage.

Grandmas weren't always superpowered, they got a big boost in the Grandmapocalypse update. Let's just see how it goes.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 02:12

Kyrosiris: May 24, 2006; You try to be happy when everyone is summoning you everywhere to "be their friend".

4.2 billion unfrenzied CPS after an hour. This whole "try to get as much CPS as you can after a reset" gimmick really adds some extra fun to this.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 02:19

Cheez: Apr 29, 2013; Someone doesn't like a shitty gimmick I like?

TIME FOR ME TO WHINE ABOUT IT!

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

Grandmas weren't always superpowered, they got a big boost in the Grandmapocalypse update. Let's just see how it goes.

His response implies it won't be happening, is what I'm saying.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 02:21

Red Metal: Oct 23, 2012; Let me tell you about Homestuck; Fun Shoe

Cheez posted:

His response implies it won't be happening, is what I'm saying.

He has literally said that each building will get their own fun update.

Orteil posted:

-each building will get their own fun update, be it a new dungeon class or something else unique to the building

# ? Sep 19, 2013 02:30

SpaceGodzilla: Sep 24, 2012; I sure hope Godzilla-senpai notices me~

Cheez posted:

His response implies it won't be happening, is what I'm saying.

No, his response and previous comments state that it will be happening, but that he thinks that the flat-out demands for buffs are silly any annoying.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 02:49

Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

I shoulda read this thread before reseting my cookie clicker. Now I only have 5 heavenly chips when I could have gotten more. Oh well. Something to look forward to next time what the gently caress is wrong with me.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 02:49

Elissia: Dec 28, 2012

Kyrosiris posted:

It's in the Stats page.

It turns out my Firefox was ridiculously out of date and that's why I wasn't seeing any of the doodads for CM. whoops

# ? Sep 19, 2013 03:17

Cheez: Apr 29, 2013; Someone doesn't like a shitty gimmick I like?

TIME FOR ME TO WHINE ABOUT IT!

Red Metal posted:

He has literally said that each building will get their own fun update.

When does a "fun update" imply making farms and the rest give more cps? You're being stupid and arguing things that I'm not even saying. Stop it.

edit: At least read his god drat tumblr before running in here with information from far too long ago with no significance to the argument being made. He says it quite clearly with the implication that even with the updates, they're not directly being affected at all.

Cheez fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Sep 19, 2013

# ? Sep 19, 2013 03:19

Red Metal: Oct 23, 2012; Let me tell you about Homestuck; Fun Shoe

Cheez posted:

When does a "fun update" imply making farms and the rest give more cps? You're being stupid and arguing things that I'm not even saying. Stop it.

You're the one who called a guy retarded over a game about clicking cookies.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 03:20

Cheez: Apr 29, 2013; Someone doesn't like a shitty gimmick I like?

TIME FOR ME TO WHINE ABOUT IT!

And he is, because the math doesn't make any sense. It makes less sense than you do, and you're pretty low on that scale.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 03:21

Red Metal: Oct 23, 2012; Let me tell you about Homestuck; Fun Shoe

LAY-ZX posted:

It is time to stop clicking the cookie.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 03:22

Cheez: Apr 29, 2013; Someone doesn't like a shitty gimmick I like?

TIME FOR ME TO WHINE ABOUT IT!

Ok, yeah, this thread is full of crazy people. Not for me, in other words.

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# ? Sep 19, 2013 03:22

Spooky Bear Ghost: Sep 17, 2010; lets get spooky

something posted:

New cookie clicker here. Any strategies for fast early cookies?

Rush cursors and grandmas, get 15 of each building till you get to time machines (for grandma upgrades), then start working your way inward from time machines and cursors. If you can afford a Antimatter condenser, get it.

Cheez posted:

Ok, yeah, this thread is full of crazy people. Not for me, in other words.

You seem to be mad at a free browser game that you can play by using the active gameplay fifteen times.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 03:24

Red Metal: Oct 23, 2012; Let me tell you about Homestuck; Fun Shoe

Cheez posted:

Ok, yeah, this thread is full of crazy people. Not for me, in other words.

I dunno, you seem to be right at home here with guys like this

ScienceAndMusic posted:

I've said it once, I'll say it again. Those who cheat in any way, shape or form (I'm looking at you cookie monster users) don't deserve to wear the cookie.

or even guys like this

Red Metal posted:

So I decided to crunch the golden/blood cookie numbers.

For golden cookies, here are the possible results, and your chances of getting them:
1) Gain 10% of cookies owned or 30 minutes of cookie production (whichever is lower): ~49%
2) 7x cookie production for 77 seconds: ~49%
3) 10x cookies from clicking for 13 seconds: ~1.66%
4) Start chain cookie: ~0.33%

For blood cookies, here are the possible results, and your chances of getting them:
1) Gain 10% of cookies owned or 30 minutes of cookie production (whichever is lower): 30.3%
2) Lose 5% of cookies owned or 10 minutes of cookie production (whichever is lower): 30.3%
3) Halve cookie production for 66 seconds: 30.3%
4) 666x cookie production for 6 seconds: ~3.96%
5) Start chain cookie: ~3.96%
6) 10x cookies from clicking for 13 seconds: ~1.16%

If you get chain cookie, it starts at chain 1, which gives you 6 cookies. After that, every golden/blood cookie you click, provided you don't miss any, increases your chain by 1. Chain 2 give 66, chain 3 gives 666, all the way up to chain 13. The chain breaks if you miss a golden/blood cookie, if you hit chain 13, if you had fewer cookies than what the current link gave you before you got the cookies, and there's a 10% chance of the chain breaking at chain 5 or above whenever you get it.

Red Metal fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Sep 19, 2013

# ? Sep 19, 2013 03:25

UltimoDragonQuest: Oct 5, 2011

Farms are underpowered and a waste of time. He's not wrong. :goonsay:

# ? Sep 19, 2013 03:27

Cheez: Apr 29, 2013; Someone doesn't like a shitty gimmick I like?

TIME FOR ME TO WHINE ABOUT IT!

So you compare me to someone else with a valid opinion whom you shat on earlier. Thanks for confirming it.

loving hell, Red. Farms suck rear end, farms need a fix. They're not going to get a suitable fix.

Dumb rear end posted:

I mean, it�s early-game content, shouldn�t it be less powerful than the stuff you get at the end ?

And, seeing that Cursors were always better than anything else even before grandmapocalypse, you come in saying even dumber things than he is. You couldn't possibly think that adding a few upgrades after the 50 farm upgrade and whatnot could be better?

Spooky Bear Ghost posted:

You seem to be mad at a free browser game that you can play by using the active gameplay fifteen times.

I didn't know you guys were browser games.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 03:34

Davinci: Feb 21, 2013

Cheez posted:

When does a "fun update" imply making farms and the rest give more cps? You're being stupid and arguing things that I'm not even saying. Stop it.

edit: At least read his god drat tumblr before running in here with information from far too long ago with no significance to the argument being made. He says it quite clearly with the implication that even with the updates, they're not directly being affected at all.

Since when does fun not mean more cookies?

# ? Sep 19, 2013 03:36

Red Metal: Oct 23, 2012; Let me tell you about Homestuck; Fun Shoe

Cheez posted:

loving hell, Red. Farms suck rear end, farms need a fix. They're not going to get a suitable fix.

I'm not saying they're good, I'm saying you're overreacting.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 03:36

Jaur: Jun 5, 2005; uguu~

Hahaha you pathetic creatures are arguing about Cookie Clicker

# ? Sep 19, 2013 03:36

Cheez: Apr 29, 2013; Someone doesn't like a shitty gimmick I like?

TIME FOR ME TO WHINE ABOUT IT!

Red Metal posted:

I'm not saying they're good, I'm saying you're overreacting.

Calling orteil retarded and farms bad is far from overreacting. Tearing into your rear end after you said some unbelievable poo poo isn't either.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 03:38

Color Printer: May 9, 2011; You get used to it. I don't
even see the code. All I see
is Ipecac, Scapular, Polyphemus...

There's a line between analyzing a silly game just for a fun and taking things too seriously.

Guess which side you're on.

EDIT:

Cheez posted:

Calling orteil retarded and farms bad is far from overreacting. Tearing into your rear end after you said some unbelievable poo poo isn't either.

Oh my lord it's a silly loving game about clicking a goddamn cookie

# ? Sep 19, 2013 03:38

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 17:15

LAY-ZX: Nov 10, 2009

Cheez posted:

Calling orteil retarded and farms bad is far from overreacting.

Yeah no calling a guy retarded because he doesn't want to make his game the way you want him to is pretty hardcore overreacting.

# ? Sep 19, 2013 03:39

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