The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Justin Godscock: Oct 12, 2004; Listen here, funnyman!

Jerusalem posted:

I still like him better than Steinbrunner.

# ? Nov 4, 2013 06:25

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twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

The Dark One posted:

Matter of fact, they're all in the same complex- it's the ~~hammock~~ Starbucks complex on Third!

They also have Starbuck's!

You know what's the best thing about that one?

Starbuck will get in the hammock with you!

Ha ha, no I'm just kidding, you should take a look though!

# ? Nov 4, 2013 08:33

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Justin Godscock posted:

I still like him better than Steinbrunner.

Then get me his non union Mexican counterpart!

# ? Nov 4, 2013 15:25

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Skeesix posted:

They also have Starbuck's!

You know what's the best thing about that one?

Starbuck will get in the hammock with you!

Ha ha, no I'm just kidding, you should take a look though!

Do YOU come with the ~~car~~ hammock? :pervert:

# ? Nov 4, 2013 15:50

Women's Rights?: Nov 16, 2005; Ain't give a damn

There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third. There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot...matter of fact, they're all in the same complex. It's the hammock complex on third.

# ? Nov 4, 2013 16:08

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

Women's Rights? posted:

There's the Hammock Hut, that's on third. There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got Put-Your-Butt-There. That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot...matter of fact, they're all in the same complex. It's the hammock complex on third.

Oh, the hammock district!

# ? Nov 4, 2013 16:53

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Writer Cath posted:

Then get me his non union Mexican counterpart!

Listen here, Writer Cathbergo!

# ? Nov 4, 2013 17:24

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Writer Cath posted:

Then get me his non union Mexican counterpart!

But Senior Jerusalem es bueno. Senior Cath es el diablo.

# ? Nov 4, 2013 17:39

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

IMJack posted:

But Senior Jerusalem es bueno. Senior Cath es el diablo.

What the-?! WHO TOLD YOU?

# ? Nov 4, 2013 17:59

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

IMJack posted:

But Senior Jerusalem es bueno. Senior Cath es el diablo.

Ay, que dia miserable a trabajo. :smith:

# ? Nov 4, 2013 18:03

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Ay, que dia miserable a trabajo.

This is the largest TV in the free world.

CatchrNdRy fucked around with this message at 18:30 on Nov 4, 2013

# ? Nov 4, 2013 18:28

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

CatchrNdRy posted:

This is the largest TV in the free world.

No TV and no Beer make Homer something something

# ? Nov 4, 2013 18:53

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

CatchrNdRy posted:

This is the largest TV in the free world.

I know a genuine Panaphonics when I see one. And look, there's Magnetbox and Sorny!

# ? Nov 4, 2013 19:10

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Roark posted:

Oh, the hammock district!

Roark, what's your least favorite subforum: TCC or E/N?

# ? Nov 4, 2013 20:18

Roark: Dec 1, 2009; A moderate man - a violently moderate man.

MondayHotDog posted:

Roark, what's your least favorite subforum: TCC or E/N?

Uh, E/N.

# ? Nov 4, 2013 20:21

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Luigi Thirty posted:

No TV and no Beer make Homer something something

Go crazy?

# ? Nov 4, 2013 22:51

twerking on the railroad: Jun 23, 2007; Get on my level

Deviant posted:

Listen here, Writer Cathbergo!

I'd like to try a spanish language version of my song:

Deviant no es macho es solomente un borracho!

# ? Nov 4, 2013 22:58

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

Writer Cath posted:

What the-?! WHO TOLD YOU?

No need for the blown gasket, Cath. I'll have IMJack back in one piece.

# ? Nov 4, 2013 23:25

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Roark posted:

Uh, E/N.

No one ever says TCC.

# ? Nov 5, 2013 00:11

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Skeesix posted:

I'd like to try a spanish language version of my song:

Deviant no es macho es solomente un borracho!

My name is Otto and I love to get blotto!

# ? Nov 5, 2013 00:12

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Cookie Kwan posted:

No need for the blown gasket, Cath. I'll have IMJack back in one piece.

We're gonna sell him to Senior Woodchuck?

# ? Nov 5, 2013 01:17

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Writer Cath posted:

We're gonna sell him to Senior Woodchuck?

A mod of many probations is less likely to hurt IMJack than a mod whose probation numbers are low.

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Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Ha, only one person in a million would find that funny.

Yes, we call that the "Drink-Mix Man Ratio".

# ? Nov 5, 2013 04:13

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Do over Ham posted:

Yes, we call that the "Drink-Mix Man Ratio".

We call it "Three Stooges Syndrome."

# ? Nov 5, 2013 04:19

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Hogburto posted:

A mod of many probations is less likely to hurt IMJack than a mod whose probation numbers are low.

Here are the keys.

# ? Nov 5, 2013 04:21

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Writer Cath posted:

Here are the keys.

Goons don't have keys!

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Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Goons don't have keys!

Hey, CharlieFoxtrot! You want a job in my factory?

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jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Everything Counts posted:

We call it "Three Stooges Syndrome."

Moe is their leader! :downs:

# ? Nov 5, 2013 05:42

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

jscolon2.0 posted:

Moe is their leader!

jscolon, it's 4:30 in the morning. Little Rascals isn't until 6

# ? Nov 5, 2013 05:50

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Luigi Thirty posted:

My name is Otto and I love to get blotto!

The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt underneath the bleachers.

# ? Nov 5, 2013 06:37

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Cookie Kwan posted:

No need for the blown gasket, Cath. I'll have IMJack back in one piece.

Look what happened without my pills!

# ? Nov 5, 2013 06:43

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Bjay9 posted:

Hey, CharlieFoxtrot! You want a job in my factory?

You don't a have a factory. :colbert:

MondayHotDog posted:

The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt underneath the bleachers.

I CAST THEE OUT!

# ? Nov 5, 2013 06:46

Farecoal: Oct 15, 2011; There he go

http://dawolfey.wordpress.com/2011/05/13/dont-cry-for-me-im-already-dead-by-rebecca-sugar/

I'm not normally a praying man...

# ? Nov 5, 2013 07:01

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt underneath the bleachers.

What kind of pathetic drunk do you take me for?

:aaa:

Someone spilled beer in this ash tray!

# ? Nov 5, 2013 08:08

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

CatchrNdRy posted:

jscolon, it's 4:30 in the morning. Little Rascals isn't until 6

There's a 4:30 in the morning, now? :stare:

# ? Nov 5, 2013 08:36

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

You don't a have a factory.

Well, no offense Charlie but what you don't know could fill a warehouse.

# ? Nov 5, 2013 08:46

AKA Driver: Apr 5, 2004; To the bubblecraft! Set control to hypochondria!

Bjay9 posted:

Well, no offense Charlie but what you don't know could fill a warehouse.

That back talking boat sets a bad example.

# ? Nov 5, 2013 09:05

Cookie Kwan: Dec 10, 2007; Stay away from the west side!

AKA Driver posted:

That back talking boat sets a bad example.

Says you goon. :colbert:

# ? Nov 5, 2013 09:45

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Bjay9 posted:

Well, no offense Charlie but what you don't know could fill a warehouse.

Young goon, explain yourself! :colbert:

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Shawn Cotureier: Jan 21, 2009; Still better than Umberger

Do over Ham posted:

Young goon, explain yourself!

Uh, it's my first day...

# ? Nov 5, 2013 13:30

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