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ShaqDiesel posted:Hey we got your underpants, Mr ex-principal, and there's nothing you can do about it! That's not true, I can buy a new pair! No, I can't. I needed those. I really did.
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ShaqDiesel posted:Hey we got your underpants, Mr ex-principal, and there's nothing you can do about it! Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants!
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Nov 6, 2013 05:36
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh no! They're biting him, and stealing his pants! When I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death, you told me no. 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:When I asked you if that dummy was to fake your own death, you told me no.
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Nov 6, 2013 06:41
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Hogburto posted:You're living in the past, Marge. Quit living in the past. Your right-fielder's been dead for 130 years.
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Nov 6, 2013 06:52
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I call the big one Bitey. 
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:I call the big one Bitey. Is there a chance the track could bend? 
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Nov 6, 2013 07:07
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ShaqDiesel posted:Your right-fielder's been dead for 130 years. Oh, my God! The dead have risen, and they're voting Republican!
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Nov 6, 2013 07:14
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oldskool posted:Open up the glove compartment and fetch me my brain medicine Remember, your job and the future of your family hinges on your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 101. Oh, and one more thing: [ominously] you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon.
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Nov 6, 2013 08:21
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Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail. Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro?
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Nov 6, 2013 08:42
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Now, before we adjourn, gentlemen, I have one last matter of utmost importance. I need to send this parcel with the profit projections to Pete Porter in Pasadena. And it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. [hands the package to the man to his right]
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Nov 6, 2013 09:19
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Do over Ham posted:Now, before we adjourn, gentlemen, I have one last matter of utmost importance. I need to send this parcel with the profit projections to Pete Porter in Pasadena. And it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. [hands the package to the man to his right]
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Nov 6, 2013 09:39
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Hogburto posted:Skinner said the teachers will crack any minute purple monkey dishwasher. Purple? First of all, my hair is green not purple. I've got nothing to work with here.
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Nov 6, 2013 10:27
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mrfart posted:Purple? First of all, my hair is green not purple. I've got nothing to work with here. You were in The Blue Lagoon, and me, the blue HAIRED goon!
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Nov 6, 2013 13:28
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mrfart posted:Purple? First of all, my hair is green not purple. I've got nothing to work with here. "We the purple"? What the hell was that?!
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Nov 6, 2013 13:33
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Do over Ham posted:Remember, your job and the future of your family hinges on your successful completion of Nuclear Physics 101. Oh, and one more thing: [ominously] you must find the jade monkey before the next full moon. We found the jade monkey, sir. It was in your glove compartment.
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Nov 6, 2013 14:45
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Oh, my God! The dead have risen, and they're voting Republican! That was a big mistake, Drink-Mix Man. No goons have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it!
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Nov 6, 2013 16:32
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Roark posted:That was a big mistake, Drink-Mix Man. No goons have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it! Mmm...this sounds awfully controversial. Roark, you know I don't like controversy in this thread.
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:"We the purple"? What the hell was that?! Purple is a fruit.
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Mmm...this sounds awfully controversial. Roark, you know I don't like controversy in this thread. Well, no offense Charlie, but what you don't know could fill a warehouse.
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Roark posted:Well, no offense Charlie, but what you don't know could fill a warehouse. So you think you know better than this family, huh? Well as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon!
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Bjay9 posted:So you think you know better than this family, huh? Well as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon! You'll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat! 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Purple is a fruit. Fruit is nature's candy!
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CatchrNdRy posted:Fruit is nature's candy! Let's go find that hot dog tree I planted!
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Bjay9 posted:So you think you know better than this family, huh? Well as long as you're in my house, you'll do what I do and believe what I believe! So butter your bacon! Yes, father.
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Nov 6, 2013 20:03
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Drink-Mix Man posted:You'll go where I go, defile what I defile, eat who I eat! One of these goons is a cannibal. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised which one.
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Nov 6, 2013 20:30
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jscolon2.0 posted:One of these goons is a cannibal. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised which one. Hey, where is CharlieFoxtrot and that goon who eats people and takes their faces?
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Bjay9 posted:Hey, where is CharlieFoxtrot and that goon who eats people and takes their faces? I'm right here, Bjay9!
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Roark posted:I'm right here, Bjay9! Okay then. Where is CharlieFoxtrot?
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Nov 6, 2013 20:54
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Bjay9 posted:Okay then. Where is CharlieFoxtrot? I was just happy to see some of the nice people! I can't find a good "drunk" emote.
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Roark posted:I'm right here, Bjay9! Man, he's just not trying anymore.
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Man, he's just not trying anymore. Find Waldo YET AGAIN.
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Deviant posted:Find Waldo YET AGAIN. The dogs have picked up the scent of books... send in the battering ram.
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mrfart posted:The dogs have picked up the scent of books... send in the battering ram. My family never talks about library standards. And every time I try to steer the conversation that way, they make me feel like a nerd. 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:My family never talks about library standards. And every time I try to steer the conversation that way, they make me feel like a nerd. Won't you join our tea party? It would be ever so... Don't do it, Drink-Mix Man, it's a trick! Run! Run!!!
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IMJack posted:Won't you join our tea party? It would be ever so... Use your imaginations, people!
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Writer Cath posted:Use your imaginations, people! We're through the looking glass here, people!
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Everything Counts posted:We're through the looking glass here, people! Did you ever see that movie, TRON?
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Deviant posted:Did you ever see that movie, TRON? ...no.
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