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jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Writer Cath posted:

Nevertheless, I deem it... rack worthy.

Writer Cath! Your endowment is bigger than Harvard's!

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

jscolon2.0 posted:

Writer Cath! Your endowment is bigger than Harvard's!

Oh you! :laugh:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Writer Cath posted:

Nevertheless, I deem it... rack worthy.

Pfft. You want Juvenile. This is Young Adult.

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

IMJack posted:

Pfft. You want Juvenile. This is Young Adult.

Hey, the new sign is really working!

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

IMJack posted:

Pfft. You want Juvenile. This is Young Adult.

Okay . . . but this is where you register as a sex offender.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Tokelau All Star posted:

Okay . . . but this is where you register as a sex offender.

Awww geez there's always a line :ohdear:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Spiffster posted:

Awww geez there's always a line :ohdear:


Get bent. :colbert:

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Yes, eat all of our shirts!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

You bet your sweet bippy, man.

Everything Counts
Oct 10, 2012

Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

... ma'am.

AngryCaterpillar
Feb 1, 2007

I DREW THIS

Well, you can always take the motor out and use it as an ordinary avatar.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

AngryCaterpillar posted:

Well, you can always take the motor out and use it as an ordinary avatar.

But now Marge's boobs are practically motionless.

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

MondayHotDog posted:

But now Marge's boobs are practically motionless.

In this thread we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Tokelau All Star posted:

In this thread we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS!

I've had it up to here with your "rules"! :colbert:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Do over Ham posted:

I've had it up to here with your "rules"! :colbert:

No way! Aberdeen rules!

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

You bet your sweet bippy, man.

What a shrill, pointless decade... :sigh:

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

MondayHotDog posted:

No way! Aberdeen rules!

No way. I'm from North Kilttown!

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

MondayHotDog posted:

But now Marge's boobs are practically motionless.

Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting. 'Oh yeah!' 'Shake it, madam!' 'Capital knockers!' :wotwot:

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

jscolon2.0 posted:

Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting. 'Oh yeah!' 'Shake it, madam!' 'Capital knockers!' :wotwot:

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Capital City's nakedest ladies. They're not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively. Yes, six, count 'em, six gorgeous ladies just dying for your leers and cat calls. Yowsa, yowsa.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

jscolon2.0 posted:

Oh great, whenever a woman walks by, I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting. 'Oh yeah!' 'Shake it, madam!' 'Capital knockers!' :wotwot:

:stare: Lumber, we need lumber...

CatchrNdRy
Mar 15, 2005

Receiver of the Rye.

IMJack posted:

Oh, yes. Oh, yes. Capital City's nakedest ladies. They're not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively. Yes, six, count 'em, six gorgeous ladies just dying for your leers and cat calls. Yowsa, yowsa.

It'll be motorized mayhem mayhem mayhem.

Do we need all those 'mayhems'? We do. All right, fair enough. I suppose you know your business.

Get ready for fun, fun, fun!

The people are already here, we don't need to keep hustling them like this, do we?

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Drink-Mix Man posted:

No way. I'm from North Kilttown!

North Kilttown!? I'm at the wrong school!

BloodDesk UnderHell
Sep 24, 2007

Wow! He licks good boot!

Spiffster posted:

What a shrill, pointless decade... :sigh:

You bet your sweet :ninja: rear end!

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CatchrNdRy posted:

It'll be motorized mayhem mayhem mayhem.

Do we need all those 'mayhems'? We do. All right, fair enough. I suppose you know your business.

Get ready for fun, fun, fun!

The people are already here, we don't need to keep hustling them like this, do we?

If you miss this, you'd better be dead, or in jail. And if you're in jail... BREAK OUT. :siren:

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

You bet your sweet :ninja: rear end!

BLOODDESK! You are no longer in Sunday school! Don't swear! :colbert:

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

No way. I'm from North Kilttown!

Do you know Angus McCloud? :haw:

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Spiffster posted:

BLOODDESK! You are no longer in Sunday school! Don't swear! :colbert:

What is it with you goons and that word?

Drink-Mix Man
Mar 4, 2003

You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

What is it with you goons and that word?

Holy flurking shnit!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Holy flurking shnit!

What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of secrets!?

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

What is it with you goons and that word?

That's our word for making fun of you! We need it!

Crackerman
Jun 23, 2005

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Inside it's mostly about Ross Perot, and the last two chapters are excerpts from the Oliver North trial.

Ahh Oliver North, he was just poured into that uniform. :allears:

Jorghnassen
Oct 1, 2007
Glouton des fjords

Crackerman posted:

Ahh Oliver North, he was just poured into that uniform. :allears:

We elected the wrong Carter. :colbert:

Tokelau All Star
Feb 23, 2008

THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

When I was a girl, I had a crush on Bobby Sherman. :allears:

The Dark One
Aug 19, 2005

I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Crackerman posted:

Ahh Oliver North, he was just poured into that uniform. :allears:

Look at them sideburns- he looks like a girl! :bahgawd:

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Jorghnassen posted:

We elected the wrong Carter. :colbert:

HE'S HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Spiffster posted:

HE'S HISTORY'S GREATEST MONSTER!

MALAISARGE FOREVER

CharlieFoxtrot
Mar 27, 2007

organize digital employees



Jerusalem posted:

MALAISARGE FOREVER

WIGGUM NEVER!

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

WIGGUM NEVER!

Now where's me toothpick?

Tooooo-la
Rooooo
la-Roo-la

Tooooo-la
Rooooo
la-Roo-la-Raaaa!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Skeesix posted:

Now where's me toothpick?

Tooooo-la
Rooooo
la-Roo-la

Tooooo-la
Rooooo
la-Roo-la-Raaaa!

At least rinse your mouth out with soda.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MondayHotDog posted:

At least rinse your mouth out with soda.

IT DIDN'T DIE! :haw:

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