The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Spiffster posted:

...And the horse you rode in on!? I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT ONE CRACKPOT CAN DO!

But what can I do? I'm only...

...one man.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 16:59

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 22:43

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Jerusalem posted:

Dear valued goon, thank you for taking an interest in The Simpsons Quote Thread. Attached to this post is a screenshot of Sean Connery autographed by Roger Moore to add to your collection. In regards to your specific quotes about the thread, our research shows that one goon cannot make a difference, no matter how big a crackpot they are, so let me close by saying...

Don't do that! Don't DO that!

# ? Dec 11, 2013 17:47

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

CatchrNdRy posted:

Don't do that! Don't DO that!

To enter, send me your parents' brains. Or write "Parents' brains" on a three by five card, and send it to...

# ? Dec 11, 2013 18:03

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

CatchrNdRy posted:

Don't do that! Don't DO that!

I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity. :rolleyes:

# ? Dec 11, 2013 18:28

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity.

Do not be alarmed. Continue quoting naked.

Come on, continue. Come on. Ohh.

CharlieFoxtrot, fire the tear gas.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 18:48

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

I told you she was soft on full frontal nudity.

Blooddesk... a masterquoter... or just some goon with his pants down... :crossarms:

# ? Dec 11, 2013 19:06

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Spiffster posted:

...And the horse you rode in on!? I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT ONE CRACKPOT CAN DO!

There's Homer Simpson :synpa:

and there's Homer Simpson :synpa:

# ? Dec 11, 2013 19:09

Spiffster: Oct 7, 2009; I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...; Lipstick Apathy

IMJack posted:

There's Homer Simpson and there's Homer Simpson and there's Homer Simpson

I'm better than Okay... I'm Homer Simpson! :holy:

# ? Dec 11, 2013 19:14

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

MondayHotDog posted:

Do not be alarmed. Continue quoting naked.

Come on, continue. Come on. Ohh.

CharlieFoxtrot, fire the tear gas.

One squirt and you're south of the border!

# ? Dec 11, 2013 19:24

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

One squirt and you're south of the border!

# ? Dec 11, 2013 20:12

Elfface: Nov 14, 2010; Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH

I'm leaving you in the hands of my good friend,

Moneypenny Dreadful.

Now here's

Moneypenny Dreadful.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 20:17

BloodDesk UnderHell: Sep 24, 2007; Wow! He licks good boot!

Now my good Moneypenny, what do you like to play?

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

POKEYMON!!!?? Pokeymon with the Pokey and the Man and the thing where the guy comes out, and he farr rarw rarw farr rarw rawr!

# ? Dec 11, 2013 20:19

The Dark One: Aug 19, 2005; I'm your friend and I'm not going to just stand by and let you do this!

Elfface posted:

I'm leaving you in the hands of my good friend,

Moneypenny Dreadful.

Now here's

Moneypenny Dreadful.

You will be assessed the full fine plus a small-large lateness fee.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 20:36

Tokelau All Star: Feb 23, 2008; THE TAXES! THE FINGER THING MEANS THE TAXES!

Please wait by your vehicle between 9 AM and 5 PM for parking officer Steve-GRABOWSKI.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 21:36

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

BloodDesk UnderHell posted:

Now my good Moneypenny, what do you like to play?

POKEYMON!!!?? Pokeymon with the Pokey and the Man and the thing where the guy comes out, and he farr rarw rarw farr rarw rawr!

Isn't that the cartoon that causes seizures?

# ? Dec 11, 2013 22:32

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 23:07

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

Drink-Mix Man posted:

They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.

Furious George! Oh, what have they done to you!?

IMJack, this monkey is going to need most of your skin.

# ? Dec 11, 2013 23:47

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Drink-Mix Man posted:

They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.

Thrust! Parry! Stabstabstabstab!

Ooh, he ain't pretty no more.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 01:50

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

MondayHotDog posted:

Thrust! Parry! Stabstabstabstab!

Ooh, he ain't pretty no more.

Don't worry, I'm not a stabbing goon, I'm a singing goon!

# ? Dec 12, 2013 01:52

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Don't worry, I'm not a stabbing goon, I'm a singing goon!

Nothing beats the goony life
Stabbin' folks with my goony knife...

# ? Dec 12, 2013 01:57

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

Tokelau All Star posted:

Please wait by your vehicle between 9 AM and 5 PM for parking officer Steve-GRABOWSKI.

Oh, any place sounds awful if you just focus on the pimps and the CHUDs.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 03:52

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Drink-Mix Man posted:

They'll never know the simple joys of a monkey knife fight.

Or blasting across the alkali flats in a jet-powered, monkey-navigated...

And it goes on like this.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 04:47

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

MondayHotDog posted:

Nothing beats the goony life
Stabbin' folks with my goony knife...

I want... peas.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 04:56

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

MondayHotDog posted:

Nothing beats the goony life
Stabbin' folks with my goony knife...

That's not a knife. That's a spoon.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 05:46

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Moneypenny Dreadful posted:

Charlie! Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate the other posters in this thread with savage beatings and attempted murder?

I'll admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies. But as Gabbo would say, ``I'm a bad widdle boy.''

Perhaps the Mayor of Toronto should use this line...

# ? Dec 12, 2013 06:56

Moneypenny Dreadful: Jan 24, 2008; demon secretary

Writer Cath posted:

I want... peas.

It's bringing love! Don't let it get away!
Break its legs!

# ? Dec 12, 2013 07:07

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

Do over Ham posted:

Perhaps the Mayor of Toronto should use this line...

Do over Ham, you tested positive for crack and PCP.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 07:14

Everything Counts: Oct 10, 2012; Don't "shhh!" me, you rich bastard!

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

Do over Ham, you tested positive for crack and PCP.

This tastes like Grandma.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 07:20

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

Do over Ham posted:

I'll admit I used the city treasury to fund the murder of my enemies. But as Gabbo would say, ``I'm a bad widdle boy.''

Perhaps the Mayor of Toronto should use this line...

uhh well that could be any mayor

# ? Dec 12, 2013 08:23

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CatchrNdRy posted:

uhh well that could be any mayor

... Oh, uh... :rolleyes:

Barney.

# ? Dec 12, 2013 08:33

Embiggen: Jan 12, 2011

Do over Ham posted:

... Oh, uh... Barney.

We love him, he loves we, we're The Leader's family...

# ? Dec 12, 2013 12:05

Frink: Jun 17, 2005

♫ Two plus two is four,
♫ two plus two is four,
♫ two plus two is four,
...

# ? Dec 12, 2013 12:54

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

CatchrNdRy posted:

uhh well that could be any mayor

RF? Is it time for another shipment already?

# ? Dec 12, 2013 14:03

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Frink posted:

♫ Two plus two is four,
♫ two plus two is four,
♫ two plus two is four,
...

Heheheheh...I can see why this post is so popular. :downs:

# ? Dec 12, 2013 14:35

Deviant: Sep 26, 2003; i've forgotten all of your names.

Frink posted:

♫ Two plus two is four,
♫ two plus two is four,
♫ two plus two is four,
...

♫ One, two, tie your shoe.
♫ Three, four, pick up the floor.
♫ Five, six, don't play tricks.
♫ Seven, eight, clean your plate.
♫ Nine, ten, start over again!

*deep breath*

♫ One, two, tie your shoe...

# ? Dec 12, 2013 15:21

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

Deviant posted:

♫ One, two, tie your shoe.
♫ Three, four, pick up the floor.
♫ Five, six, don't play tricks.
♫ Seven, eight, clean your plate.
♫ Nine, ten, start over again!

*deep breath*

♫ One, two, tie your shoe...

Well did you make funny faces? Did you jiggle your keys?

# ? Dec 12, 2013 17:23