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KillerJunglist posted:Personally I see it as "Pot should be legal because gently caress the cops but no one should do it because gently caress you."  
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Yawn. This is the downside of McCoy the Lesser's obsession with abortion and women's freedom of choice- eventually, it just becomes completely boring.
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The Grim Reaper is there because abortion murders year old babies.  You see, I can also equate the synchronized twitching of the specialized cells of an unformed heart to a "heart beat!"  And genes determine hair color, so that's not a blastocyst it's a redhead!!! Edit:  1 2
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Jan 20, 2014 19:45
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Post 9-11 User posted:The Grim Reaper is there because abortion murders year old babies. Babies - Have them your way  
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Jan 20, 2014 19:52
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Jan 20, 2014 20:05
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Pictured in this cartoon: 1. Someone who may have acted with malicious intent to exact revenge on the citizens of a rival voting district. 2. Someone who deftly maneuvered through a politically manufactured scandal. Authors like this aren't even self aware, maybe they're just CG cartooning algorithms.
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Jan 20, 2014 20:09
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Here's how I expect Fox News to sound when Hillary enters the primary race. commenter 1: Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. Benghazi Benghazi. "Benghazi" Benghazi Benghazi, Benghazi? commenter 2: Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. Benghazi. commenter 1: Benghazi Benghazi; Benghazi Benghazi "Benghazi Benghazi" Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi. commenter 2: Benghazi! Hahaha! commenter 1: That's all the time we have for today, see you later!
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Jan 20, 2014 20:09
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Samurai Sanders posted:Here's how I expect Fox News to sound when Hillary enters the primary race. I think you're being a little unfair to Fox News; they'll throw in some "what difference does it make" too.
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Jan 20, 2014 20:12
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"Name something you might ask a friend to keep." http://www.iphoneogram.com/p/610302592602864235_22301533/
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Jan 20, 2014 20:13
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Slate Action posted:I think you're being a little unfair to Fox News; they'll throw in some "what difference does it make" too. Don't you also get a lot of "Wow she looks like a bitch" whenever a female democrat runs?
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Jan 20, 2014 20:13
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Why is every scandal (legitimate or manufactured) affixed with -gate? They do realize that Watergate was the name of the hotel/office complex where the White House Plumbers did the majority of their deeds and ultimately got caught (which led to the big scandal due to poo poo rolling down hill), right?Samurai Sanders posted:Here's how I expect Fox News to sound when Hillary enters the primary race. It's literally that "LIBERALS, LIBERALS, LIBERALS!" Mallard Swillmore-style parody cartoon.
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Jan 20, 2014 20:14
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Samurai Sanders posted:Here's how I expect Fox News to sound when Hillary enters the primary race. That Migos flow.
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Jan 20, 2014 20:14
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Political Cartoon Idea: of an Elephant rubbing Bengay-zi ointment on their fat butts because it makes them feel better after the various beatings they've taking in the public arenas, like the '08 and '12 elections, diminishing returns on their Culture War efforts, and Obamacare going through and actually making life easier for a lot of Americans. I'll take my check now, Cagle. 
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Jan 20, 2014 20:15
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JaggerMcDagger posted:Don't you also get a lot of "Wow she looks like a bitch" whenever a female democrat runs? Here's how they're going to talk about whichever white male runs against Hilary: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_c1LbekMQA
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ThirdPartyView posted:Why is every scandal (legitimate or manufactured) affixed with -gate? They do realize that Watergate was the name of the hotel/office complex where the White House Plumbers did the majority of their deeds and ultimately got caught (which led to the big scandal due to poo poo rolling down hill), right? edit: I'm still waiting for some scandal that involves a gate so we can have gategate. Bridgegate isn't even very far, both are big human-made things made of metal which let people pass through to a place they couldn't normally get to.
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Jan 20, 2014 20:16
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BEWARE I come with terrible news- this is actually what some people believe!
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XyloJW posted:
Squawk! No seriously I love how this is the only thing that foreign cartoons care about my country  I guess the jokes write themselves, France+affair=profit! VVVV:also two people that look nothing like Clinton and Christie. Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 20:33 on Jan 20, 2014 |
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Jan 20, 2014 20:30
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pictured: two people who aren't president
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I love that he clearly forgot that all the other manufactured bullshit scandals all apply to Obama and not Hillary until after he made the huge list in her hands "Benghazi and....poo poo! Better just throw a ETC. on there and some squiggly lines" Dr. VooDoo fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Jan 20, 2014 |
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Jan 20, 2014 20:38
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Oh god if Hillary is President we will be hearing about Benghazi until 2024.
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Dr. VooDoo posted:I love that he clearly forgot that all the other manufactured bullshit scandals all apply to Obama and not Hillary until after he made the huge list in her hands "Benghazi and....poo poo! Better just throw a ETC. on there and some squiggly lines" I assume Whitewater and that guy conservatives claim she had killed would be at the top of the list.
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ThirdPartyView posted:Why is every scandal (legitimate or manufactured) affixed with -gate? They do realize that Watergate was the name of the hotel/office complex where the White House Plumbers did the majority of their deeds and ultimately got caught (which led to the big scandal due to poo poo rolling down hill), right?
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Jan 20, 2014 20:49
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In today's episode of 'Chris Christie is so fat that...' (with bonus sports!):
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Jan 20, 2014 20:54
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The countless scandals less significant than Benghazi.
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UZworm posted:In today's episode of 'Chris Christie is so fat that...' (with bonus sports!): A compelling argument against art.
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ThirdPartyView posted:Why is every scandal (legitimate or manufactured) affixed with -gate? They do realize that Watergate was the name of the hotel/office complex where the White House Plumbers did the majority of their deeds and ultimately got caught (which led to the big scandal due to poo poo rolling down hill), right? The reason that all scandals are affixed with the "-gate" can be traced back to William Safire. Who used it to minimize his old boss Nixon's original scandal. quote:The adoption of -gate to suggest the existence of a scandal was promoted by William Safire, the conservative New York Times columnist and former Nixon administration speechwriter. As early as September 1974 he wrote of "Vietgate", a proposedpardon of the Watergate criminals and Vietnam Wardraft dodgers.[8] Subsequently he coined numerous -gate terms, including Billygate, Briefingate, Contragate, Deavergate, Debategate, Doublebillingsgate (of which he later said "My best [-gate coinage] was the encapsulation of a minor ... scandal as doublebillingsgate"), Frankiegate, Franklingate, Genschergate, Housegate, Iraqgate, Koreagate, Lancegate, Maggiegate, Nannygate, Raidergate, Scalpgate, Travelgate, Troopergate andWhitewatergate. The New York magazine suggested that his aim in doing so was "rehabilitating Nixon by relentlessly tarring his successors with the same rhetorical brush – diminished guilt by association".[9] Safire himself later admitted to author Eric Alterman that, as Alterman puts it, "psychologically, he may have been seeking to minimize the relative importance of the crimes committed by his former boss with this silliness." Republicans have always had better message discipline and this is exhibit A in that discipline.
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UZworm posted:In today's episode of 'Chris Christie is so fat that...' (with bonus sports!): Ah yes, Superbowl XVLII, the Superbowl so nice they played it twice.
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Remember to always keep your abortion receipts in case of survivors. Slate Action posted:Turning on weed just as it starts to become accepted fits Rall's M.O. precisely. It's just like when he bashed gays for not being cool or countercultural anymore. "Don't you dumb black people realize that fighting for the government to give you rights is exactly what they WANT you to do?! Being disenfranchised is hip and cool! For example, nobody listens to me and I'm the coolest!"
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quote:The reason that all scandals are affixed with the "-gate" can be traced back to William Safire. Who used it to minimize his old boss Nixon's original scandal.
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euphronius posted:Oh god if Hillary is President we will be hearing about Benghazi until 2024. Nah, they'll invent or find some other thing to blow out of proportion. If this thread existed in 1993, we'd be wondering when we'd hear the end of Whitewater. (Answer: when Bill got his pole smoked)
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Jan 20, 2014 21:02
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Samurai Sanders posted:It's an extremely convenient marker for a political scandal that everyone knows. As a linguist I just love it, to be honest. That'd be Obliviongate-gate! 
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Allen Wren posted:Nah, they'll invent or find some other thing to blow out of proportion. If this thread existed in 1993, we'd be wondering when we'd hear the end of Whitewater. Good news! Guess what's going to be making a comeback after November. It's nice to know that I'll be able to relive the whitewater idiocy I missed out on the first time round due to being a child.
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OAquinas posted:
What's amazing is that I think  is one of the few who don't harp on Benghazi as much as the others do. Then again we've had 3 weeks of New Years Predictions so that maybe be the cause.
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Raskolnikov38 posted:Good news! Guess what's going to be making a comeback after November. Dont forget the classics like Vince Foster (Hillary is a lesbian who had an affair with Vince Foster and then killed him) and also TRAVEL GATE which was really important. EDIT COME travel back in time with me to the 90s!!! http://whatreallyhappened.com/RANCHO/POLITICS/BODIES.html quote:NEW! Updated for Hillary's 2016 run! euphronius fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Jan 20, 2014 |
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Jan 20, 2014 21:14
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Samurai Sanders posted:It's an extremely convenient marker for a political scandal that everyone knows. As a linguist I just love it, to be honest.
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JT Jag posted:What you really should be waiting for the scandal about water. I mean, what do you call that? Water-gate, just with a hyphen? H2O Gate.
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Samurai Sanders posted:It's an extremely convenient marker for a political scandal that everyone knows. As a linguist I just love it, to be honest. Plebgate really ought to have been gategate but it didn't catch on.
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euphronius posted:Dont forget the classics like Vince Foster (Hillary is a lesbian who had an affair with Vince Foster and then killed him) I'm on my phone so I can't dig it up but Rall believes this.
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Maybe it's just me, but a Mallard Fillmore New Years' Prediction edit contest sounds like a great follow-up to the Chuck Asay cartoon contest. Edit: especially since we got the Dennis Rodman knockout game edit to get us going.
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