Political Cartoons 2014: A bunch of 35-year-old feminist virgin loser weenies

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Defenestration: Aug 10, 2006; "It wasn't my fault that my first unconscious thought turned out to be-"
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MoFauxHawk posted:

"Individual manhate."

See this, people? Not just any half-assed pun will do

# ? Feb 11, 2014 04:17

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 12:25

Guilty Spork: Feb 26, 2011; Thunder rolled. It rolled a six.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

I like the "Politicizing the Justice Department". You know who else politicized the Justice Department? John F. Kennedy to force Southern fuckheads to allow black children access to public schools.

Also, Bush had an actual, 100% real scandal with the Department of Justice over politicized firings of U.S. attorneys, which among other things led to Alberto Gonzalez resigning as Attorney General. Sometimes I forget how terribad some of the stuff that came out of Bush's presidency really was.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 04:20

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

Guilty Spork posted:

Also, Bush had an actual, 100% real scandal with the Department of Justice over politicized firings of U.S. attorneys, which among other things led to Alberto Gonzalez resigning as Attorney General. Sometimes I forget how terribad some of the stuff that came out of Bush's presidency really was.

Hey, remember what happened when he used the FEMA directorship as sinecure?

# ? Feb 11, 2014 04:21

JT Jag: Aug 30, 2009; #1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Broken Loose posted:

edit: gently caress, wish I did the color one

One of those bubbles should be Benghazi.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 04:25

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

Tom Guycot posted:

This is FAR too good of an idea for a Kelly, I had to do this:
(sorry about the quality I had like 15 min before I had to go to work.

vvvvv: Gah, I knew I forgot something.

To be a true Kelly, the wife needs to be labeled "NAGGING WIVES", because the viewership is too dumb to know who she is.

(seriously though, this is great. You should submit it to Sutton as homage if it didn't violate the don't touch the poop rule)

# ? Feb 11, 2014 04:26

XyloJW: Jul 23, 2007

seiferguy posted:

To be a true Kelly, the wife needs to be labeled "NAGGING WIVES", because the viewership is too dumb to know who she is.

(seriously though, this is great. You should submit it to Sutton as homage if it didn't violate the don't touch the poop rule)

Sutton would love it.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 04:30

hexwren: Feb 27, 2008

Warcabbit posted:

I still maintain that is one of the best bubblegum pop songs ever. It's pure, got a good hook, catchy, and fun. It's not Houses of the Holy, but it stood the test of time pretty well, honestly.

I know this is a few pages back, but I totally agree. As pop songwriting goes, it's a seminar. It's just not what you generally associate with the music of that year. It's often the losers that get to write the pop music history, not the winners.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 04:31

Wanamingo: Feb 22, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

MisterBadIdea posted:

But this one looks pretty bad: "Sebelius Hatch Act Violations." I don't know what the Hatch Act is but it sounds pretty bad. Let's see:

Oh. The. Corruption.

I hate to defend Ramirez here, but the Hatch Act is actually good and government employees really should not be allowed to engage in partisan politics.

Wanamingo fucked around with this message at 04:38 on Feb 11, 2014

# ? Feb 11, 2014 04:34

majormonotone: Jan 25, 2013

seiferguy posted:

To be a true Kelly, the wife needs to be labeled "NAGGING WIVES", because the viewership is too dumb to know who she is.

(seriously though, this is great. You should submit it to Sutton as homage if it didn't violate the don't touch the poop rule)

Sutton's not poop. You can touch him all you want.

...hm.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 04:35

seiferguy: Jun 9, 2005; FLAWED
INTUITION; Toilet Rascal

XyloJW posted:

Sutton would love it.

Fair enough then!

Someone with twitter should tweet it at him: https://twitter.com/WardSutton

# ? Feb 11, 2014 04:44

Fried Chicken: Jan 9, 2011; Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Stultus Maximus posted:

You posted a Glenn cartoon. Gary is the one with all the Fluke cartoons.

Look at the sign in the front row

# ? Feb 11, 2014 04:59

e_angst: Sep 20, 2001; by exmarx

Allen Wren posted:

I know this is a few pages back, but I totally agree. As pop songwriting goes, it's a seminar. It's just not what you generally associate with the music of that year. It's often the losers that get to write the pop music history, not the winners.

Indeed, as noted here: http://www.theonion.com/articles/history-of-rock-written-by-the-losers,736/

# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:03

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

Guilty Spork posted:

Sometimes I forget how terribad some of the stuff that came out of Bush's presidency really was.

Don't feel bad, so has Ramirez!

# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:07

Rygar201: Jan 26, 2011; I AM A TERRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT.

Please Condescend to me like this again.

Oh yeah condescend to me ALL DAY condescend daddy.

seiferguy posted:

Fair enough then!

Someone with twitter should tweet it at him: https://twitter.com/WardSutton

Thanks for posting this, I hadn't seen his non Kelly stuff before.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 05:32

Apple Pie Hubbub: Feb 14, 2012; Take that, you greedy jerk!

# ? Feb 11, 2014 06:02

Acid Haze: Feb 16, 2009

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

I like how, despite the fact that his eyes are half closed, Mallard still manages to cock that loving eyebrow of his.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 06:09

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Just make a loving day calendar already you hack, for gently caress's sake it'd get you more booze money at least.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 06:10

XyloJW: Jul 23, 2007

Fried Chicken posted:

Look at the sign in the front row

The guy he was quoting was saying "How come Gary drew Sandra okay here, but not in the other cartoons?" Stultus is pointing out that those cartoons are by two different McCoys.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 06:16

Byde: Apr 15, 2013; by Lowtax

Calling it now: :tinsley:

's gonna do a list for the first half of every month from now on. He's run out of care or emotion at this point. Saves on the drawing and gives him more booze time, you see.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 06:21

Fuckt Tupp: Apr 19, 2007; Science

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Boycotting goods and services: Exactly the same as using violence as intimidation. He missed his chance for a topical SnaggleHitler.

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His dad never said anything about plagiarism or lazy copy/paste work.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 06:28

Melaneus: Aug 24, 2007; Here to make your dreams and nightmares come true.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 06:53

cafel: Mar 29, 2010; This post is hurting the economy!

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

I think Tinsley has a severe misunderstanding about the basic facts of the Punisher comics.

Internet Webguy posted:

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Way to conflate the state of Israel and all of Judaism. What if they boycott an Israeli business in the occupation zone that's run by someone who isn't Jewish, is it still Kristallnacht?

# ? Feb 11, 2014 07:05

Fulchrum: Apr 16, 2013; by R. Guyovich

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Goddamnit, who let Biden play with tomatoes in the Oval Office again? You know how long its gonna take to get the juice out?

seiferguy posted:

To be a true Kelly, the wife needs to be labeled "NAGGING WIVES", because the viewership is too dumb to know who she is.

Also fangs. You give em fangs, that tells ya they're not nice. Little trick of the trade like that, real subtle.

# ? Feb 11, 2014 07:17

Prokhor Zakharov: Dec 31, 2008; This is me as I make another great post

Good luck with your depression!

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

I didn't know the Punisher shaved his head

# ? Feb 11, 2014 07:42

itskage: Aug 26, 2003

Broken Loose posted:

edit: gently caress, wish I did the color one

You have to use a combination of capitals and lower cases and mix in some curly "debts" as well.

Melaneus posted:

This is great. A whole new meaning to parting the red sea.

itskage fucked around with this message at 07:45 on Feb 11, 2014

# ? Feb 11, 2014 07:43

logger: Jun 28, 2008; ...and in what manner the Ancyent Marinere came back to his own Country.; Soiled Meat

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Ramirez pointing out all the lies people use to stain the Obama administration with, admits there is not even a smidgen of corruption.

AGC

# ? Feb 11, 2014 09:17

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Internet Webguy posted:

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Boycotting goods and services: Exactly the same as using violence as intimidation. He missed his chance for a topical SnaggleHitler.

Uh why is it in French? Is he conflating our antisemitic assholes with the BDS movement? :psyduck:

# ? Feb 11, 2014 09:26

The Wizard of Oz: Feb 7, 2004

eviltastic posted:

I've been trying to make sense of it, but I have no idea what up with token blackguy's right hip (and left leg? maybe?)... It's baffling. My best guess is Muir accidentally slapped a crotch onto a hip. Otherwise, I have no idea what's going on there.

Look at his arm, too. Dude looks like he's a torso in a shirt with pants sewn on.

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Sandra Fluke is black?

# ? Feb 11, 2014 10:02

Fried Chicken: Jan 9, 2011; Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!

Kurtofan posted:

Uh why is it in French? Is he conflating our antisemitic assholes with the BDS movement?

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/176876#.UvnoxvldV8H

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxsldW-B2m0

# ? Feb 11, 2014 10:10

Smug Mug: Jul 21, 2011

itskage posted:

You have to use a combination of capitals and lower cases and mix in some curly "debts" as well.

This is great. A whole new meaning to parting the red sea.

Parting the red sea was given a new meaning before this.. :drac:

# ? Feb 11, 2014 10:10

Kurtofan: Feb 16, 2011; hon hon hon

Fried Chicken posted:

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/176876#.UvnoxvldV8H

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxsldW-B2m0

I know that, why is he conflating BDS with this?

Edit: I guess it's a rhetorical question, the answer is probably because he's a shill, but still.

Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Feb 11, 2014

# ? Feb 11, 2014 10:15

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

The Wizard of Oz posted:

Sandra Fluke is black?

Obama's only half-black, and therefore was never subject to any ill-effects from racism... which doesn't exist anyway, that's just political correctness!

# ? Feb 11, 2014 10:16