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Whoah that smashes Sonnen's record.
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Jun 6, 2014 18:07
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http://media.wix.com/ugd/d66b02_3b9aceb7091c46ed8d938dfb413c973c.pdf looks legit, vitor
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david carmichael posted:well now he's fighting on the card, and applying for a licence, so its relevant. paper's are all in order, see you at the summerslam Thank you for explaining my explanation of the joke. Triticum Guzzler posted:http://media.wix.com/ugd/d66b02_3b9aceb7091c46ed8d938dfb413c973c.pdf hahahhahahahahahah oh my god
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Jun 6, 2014 18:11
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This day is a good day.
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Jun 6, 2014 18:12
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fatherdog posted:"[Cormier] isn't relevant to me.... he's not top 5." Are these being tweeted at Jones constantly (like BRH.gif)? because they're comedy gold and I want to see Jones's petulant response when confronted with his own statements.
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Jun 6, 2014 18:12
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Vitor just happened to be taking a test on February 1st, by himself, which took two weeks, so the report came after the test in Nevada, the date definitely wasn't altered at all. And in that first test he was skirting the upper limits, 5 days later he had so much free testosterone in his blood that the machines couldn't measure it all: Lmao.
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Jun 6, 2014 18:14
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levels just slightly above the limit are not uncommon. also my readings were off the charts.
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Jun 6, 2014 18:19
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Triticum Guzzler posted:http://media.wix.com/ugd/d66b02_3b9aceb7091c46ed8d938dfb413c973c.pdf  It's great someone thought that wouldn't be noticed
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Jun 6, 2014 18:20
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Thank gently caress for Vitor Belfort, MMA wouldn't be the same without this embarrassing circus.
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Jun 6, 2014 18:23
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i love vitor and i love the nsac and i love steroids
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Jun 6, 2014 18:24
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Can this sport get any better?
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attackmole posted:Whoah that smashes Sonnen's record. Luckily for Belfort's wife I don't think it touches Benoit's record.
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Jun 6, 2014 18:26
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lmfao in one of the tests he's flagged as out of range for hematocrit but he just blacked out the value instead of the fact he was flagged for freakin blood doping
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Jun 6, 2014 18:26
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vitor is the best thing in this sport in and out of the cage
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Jun 6, 2014 18:27
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I kind of want Vitor to win the title now because that would be the funniest possible course of events and also Ben Fowlkes would wring his hands so hard they'd fall off at the wrist.
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Jun 6, 2014 18:28
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Hes more science than man at this point
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Jun 6, 2014 18:34
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i have nothing to hide *sack of child piss falls out of pant leg* nothing to hide at all *presents documents with information crudely altered and redacted* as you can see i am being completely forthright in all my dealings. thank you for your consideration
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Fat Twitter Man posted:I kind of want Vitor to win the title now because that would be the funniest possible course of events and also Ben Fowlkes would wring his hands so hard they'd fall off at the wrist. this would be genuinely the best thing alternatively i want him to get licensed for this fight and then immediately piss hot
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For anybody who is as tesosterone dumb as I am: I just looked up what normal "free testosterone" ranges are and it's between 9 and 30. So great job, Vitor! TheReverend fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Jun 6, 2014 |
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Jun 6, 2014 18:37
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In the statement it says he took the test on February 7, so why try and change the date (other than being an idiot)? edit: nvm, read the pdf, that was from a collection date of Feb 1, although it says so on the report, so I have no idea why they included the page with the crudely altered 7 to 1 Panama Red fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Jun 6, 2014 |
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Jun 6, 2014 18:44
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Panama Red posted:In the statement it says he took the test on February 7, so why try and change the date (other than being an idiot)? because he is claiming that he took a test days before that one that was juuust about "normal", except that test took 2 weeks to report for some raisin compared to the NSAC's 3 days
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quote:@arielhelwani 13s Aww dang
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Jun 6, 2014 18:55
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Yeah that sucks. I was looking forward to that fight a lot since both guys are showing promise right now. also I just woke up and re: vitor news: lol
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Jun 6, 2014 18:58
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The collection dates on the reports jive with the dates on the cover pages, however crudely altered they may be. It's hard to gauge whether the reports before or after the 2/7/2014 test are indeed "normal" since only the last report states explicitly that Vitor "HR Giger" Belfort suffers from low T
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Jun 6, 2014 19:01
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remember when Dana said they "tested the poo poo" out of everyone on TRT
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Jun 6, 2014 19:09
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We can hebuild him. We have the technology.
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Jun 6, 2014 19:12
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Triticum Guzzler posted:lmfao in one of the tests he's flagged as out of range for hematocrit but he just blacked out the value instead of the fact he was flagged for freakin blood doping I think this is my favorite part, especially since it came in one of the tests that was supposed to show what a clean and honest guy he was now.
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I feel bad for chael missing a payday, unless they find some other nerd short notice. edit: i'm assuming vitor won't be able to fight, i mean if he can, chael should be allowed to get back on the juice. Not just trt, like the anderson silva fight juice.
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Jun 6, 2014 19:19
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This literally could not be funnier. Reminder that he had a handful of posters defending his physical transformation on multiple occasions
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Jun 6, 2014 19:20
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I guess this explains why Chael was talking about Shogun this morning, and how he deserves a re-match. Are there any other Brazilians that can make 205 that Chael hasn't challenged yet?
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quote:"The UFC totally supports Vitor Belfort on his process of getting a new license to compete in Nevada, and also respects every decision made by the local athletic commission. While we wait for the official approval by the commission, we're looking forward to the big fight between Vitor Belfort and Chael Sonnen at UFC 175, on July 5."
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