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ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
We're All Gonna Die is awesome.

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Upity Cracker
Jun 25, 2008

Well, what do you expect? These yokels are pure Baltic Avenue.
Agreed, I have "remember you will die" on my right bicep.
If I can find a pic, my ex had a peppermint candy tattooed on her taint.

SpliffClavin
Jul 31, 2007

oh geez rick

I want to know what the guy said when describing what he wanted.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Druggachusettes posted:

I want to know what the guy said when describing what he wanted.

"I lost a bet to my friend here, so he's drawing the design."

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Upity Cracker posted:

Agreed, I have "remember you will die" on my right bicep.
If I can find a pic, my ex had a peppermint candy tattooed on her taint.

Shoulda had it on her butthole so you can have fresh breath.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Firstborn
Oct 14, 2012

i'm the heckin best
yeah
yeah
yeah
frig all the rest

Subjunctive posted:

"I lost a bet to my friend here, so he's drawing the design."

There's a few shows around now that deal with tattoo cover-ups, showcasing the worst tattoos, and that sort of thing and this is frequently an excuse. It's dumb because they can't just admit they had a lovely idea and it turned out bad or they had one of those "im getting a tattoo in my living room what can go wrong" scenarios. No, every god drat tattoo they try to explain was a lost bet. Such bullshit.

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Firstborn posted:

No, every god drat tattoo they try to explain was a lost bet. Such bullshit.

I don't know, my friend is walking around with the In-N-Out logo tattooed on his arm because of a bet we made. Well, a bet/gentlemen's agreement.

I got Eeyore.

hac
Oct 21, 2005

Centripetal Horse posted:

I don't know, my friend is walking around with the In-N-Out logo tattooed on his arm because of a bet we made. Well, a bet/gentlemen's agreement.

I got Eeyore.

Sounds like you won.

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun


I hear this in Homer Simpson's voice, at the end of an episode where he's chastened, and explaining the lesson he's learned, but still sounds like a doofus.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

behold what

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

The dead tree obviously.

Stringbean
Aug 6, 2010

ICHIBAHN posted:

We're All Gonna Die is awesome.

I kinda like it too. Maybe just not so big

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


This tattoo that was posted like 5 pages ago.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

JoelJoel posted:

This tattoo that was posted like 5 pages ago.

Sorry for stealing your thunder bro

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

what a fool i've been

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

You're not forgiven, and yes, you have been (and probably still are).

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

JoelJoel posted:

You're not forgiven

I present this peace offering in the interest of Forums Harmony





davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Druggachusettes posted:

I want to know what the guy said when describing what he wanted.

"Do it."

And the tattoo guy just nodded.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

razorrozar posted:

I present this peace offering in the interest of Forums Harmony





Portrait of Al Jolson, by Ernie Bushmiller

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
Free your judgment? What is that supposed to mean?

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

AlbieQuirky posted:

Free your judgment? What is that supposed to mean?

I think that person is encouraging us to be super judgemental of everything.

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Istari posted:

I think that person is encouraging us to be super judgemental of everything.

He thinks Paula was asking to much money on American Idol. I am glad he spoke up

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

hac posted:

Sounds like you won.

It's funny that you phrase it that way, because that's exactly what I say about it. On the other hand, I am a grown man walking around with a pink-ribboned cartoon donkey on my forearm.

synthetik
Feb 28, 2007

I forgive you, Will. Will you forgive me?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


Love the two or so places where the artist had to stop and re draw the thought bubble outline.


It looks like poo poo.

razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK2CwlPnECQ

rockcity
Jan 16, 2004
I'm almost certain that is pen. I mean, it wouldn't surprise me if she got something that dumb/bad, but the darkening of areas and how some of the lines are drawn makes it look like pen to me.

Edmund Honda
Sep 27, 2003

rockcity posted:

I'm almost certain that is pen. I mean, it wouldn't surprise me if she got something that dumb/bad, but the darkening of areas and how some of the lines are drawn makes it look like pen to me.

Posted three weeks later:



I didn't have any real opinion on her before taking a glance through her instagram account, but gently caress me if she doesn't seem like the absolute worst celebrity stereotype.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Edmund Honda posted:

Posted three weeks later:



I didn't have any real opinion on her before taking a glance through her instagram account, but gently caress me if she doesn't seem like the absolute worst celebrity stereotype.

Good placement. It'll smell as nice as it looks.

(like an unwashed fatty)

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
http://www.vice.com/read/no-class-diy-tattoos-fairplay-jesse-brocato-interview-678


This is an article about a super cool tattoo parlor where people get drunk and tattoo themselves. But it's not like they're dumbasses who use unsterilized needles or anything; they always make sure to pick the cat hair off the tattoo gun first. Oh, and they hardly ever share needles.


Here's one of the awesome results:

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
So a tattoo party?

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

Edmund Honda posted:

Posted three weeks later:



I didn't have any real opinion on her before taking a glance through her instagram account, but gently caress me if she doesn't seem like the absolute worst celebrity stereotype.

Wayne Coyne and his girlfriend got matching ones from the same guy. At a party.

I hate myself for knowing that.

hac
Oct 21, 2005

Centripetal Horse posted:

On the other hand, I am a grown man walking around with a pink-ribboned cartoon donkey on my forearm.

Like I said, you won.

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Krampus Grewcock
Aug 26, 2010

Gruss vom Krampus!

Oh wow, it looks like they used the same animal stencils I used when I was in 1st grade.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Ah, good old Uncle Simian.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ah, good old Uncle Simian.

Here to tell you how a Billy Goat becomes a Law.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


The design itself could be done really well by someone with talent, shame she got it done by a kitchen scratcher.

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ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Nah it's a shite idea.

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