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IMJack posted:I will now read these special vows which TMMadman has prepared for this occasion. I feel kinda guilty wearing white. You know... Milhouse
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 14:11 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 09:27 |
By the power vested in me by the state gaming commission, I now pronounce you man and wife. Here's $10 worth of chips. You may kiss the bride.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 15:48 |
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Senior Woodchuck posted:By the power vested in me by the state gaming commission, I now pronounce you man and wife. Here's $10 worth of chips. You may kiss the bride. And do you, Senior Woodchuck, take this cocktail waitress you just met to be your lawfully wedded wife?
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 15:52 |
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IMJack posted:You are not Ganesh! Ganesh is graceful!
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 15:56 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:And do you, Senior Woodchuck, take this cocktail waitress you just met to be your lawfully wedded wife? Sock it to me, baby!
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 16:39 |
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Do over Ham posted:One peanut for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the peanut. You can't sell that! Karma can only be apportioned out by the cosmos!
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 17:22 |
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TMMadman posted:You can't sell that! Karma can only be apportioned out by the cosmos! Your nickname will be Cosmos.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 18:45 |
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mrfart posted:Your nickname will be Cosmos. Let's go burn down the observatory, so this'll never happen again!
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 19:58 |
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mrfart posted:Your nickname will be Cosmos.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:31 |
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You call them "steamed hams" despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:36 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:You call them "steamed hams" despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. CharlieFoxtrot, those all come from the same animal!
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 21:58 |
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Technogeek posted:CharlieFoxtrot, those all come from the same animal! Make no mistake, Technogeek. If a cow got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:22 |
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Senior Woodchuck posted:By the power vested in me by the state gaming commission, I now pronounce you man and wife. Here's $10 worth of chips. You may kiss the bride. Levi’s...you think that truck is full of jeans?
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 22:45 |
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Crackerman posted:Levi’s...you think that truck is full of jeans? Counterfeit Jeans!
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 23:02 |
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Spectacle Rock posted:Counterfeit Jeans! Uh, would that be the hot pants, sir?
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 23:09 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:I feel kinda guilty wearing white. You know... Milhouse Oh, Milhouse doesn't count. The gay marriage of my friends is complete. Straight marriages in Texas are forever invalidated. Let the wailing and gnashing of teeth commence!
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 23:14 |
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IMJack posted:Oh, Milhouse doesn't count. Nobody likes Milhouse!
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 23:18 |
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IMJack posted:Oh, Milhouse doesn't count. I’ve had a lot of jobs in my life: boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, duck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, body guard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart jerk, homophobe, and missionary, but officiating a gay wedding, that gives me the best feeling of all.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 23:23 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:You call them "steamed hams" despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. It's a regional dialect.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 23:25 |
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MondayHotDog posted:It's a regional dialect. What region?
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 23:38 |
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I am a new coat wearing.
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# ? Sep 1, 2014 23:56 |
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Skeesix posted:What region? Uh, upstate New York.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 00:27 |
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MondayHotDog posted:Uh, upstate New York. Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Steamed Hams."
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 00:42 |
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TMMadman posted:You can't sell that! Karma can only be apportioned out by the cosmos! He's got me there.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 00:55 |
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JethroMcB posted:Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "Steamed Hams." Oh, not in Utica, no. It's more of an Albany expression.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 02:24 |
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IMJack posted:Oh, Milhouse doesn't count. Gay? I wish! What I have is a predilection so shocking, no one must ever find out.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 02:57 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:And do you, Senior Woodchuck, take this cocktail waitress you just met to be your lawfully wedded wife? Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in the sight of God and this casino to join... [points at Homer] *cluck noise* Homer. ... and ... [points at Marge] *cluck noise* Marge. ... in holy matrimony. Beautiful.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 02:57 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:Gay? I wish! What I have is a predilection so shocking, no one must ever find out. You know jscolon2.0, dolphin's aren't fish they're mammals just like you and me.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:05 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:You know jscolon2.0, dolphin's aren't fish they're mammals just like you and me. People, please! We're all frightened and horny. But we can't let can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:14 |
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TMMadman posted:People, please! We're all frightened and horny. But we can't let can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring. No, what I said is that he sleeps with the fishes! You see...
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TMMadman posted:People, please! We're all frightened and horny. But we can't let can't let some killer dolphins keep us from living and scoring. Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will mean much less breeding. For me, much much more.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:37 |
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IMJack posted:Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will mean much less breeding. For me, much much more. It's like.... you love Star Wars and I love Star Trek....
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 03:46 |
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Jerusalem posted:It's like.... you love Star Wars and I love Star Trek.... I don't understand
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:26 |
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Spectacle Rock posted:I don't understand But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills, you're from two different worlds.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:30 |
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Spectacle Rock posted:I don't understand
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:32 |
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I know those words, but that sign makes no sense.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:48 |
I cannot believe just how much of that marathon I watched...
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 04:59 |
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Diogines posted:I cannot believe just how much of that marathon I watched... There she is, the old Radiation King. You'd park yourself right there and watch for hours on end.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:14 |
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Class3KillStorm posted:I know those words, but that sign makes no sense. [gasps] It must be the first of the month: new billboard day! [reading] "This year, give her English muffins." Whatever you say, Mr. Billboard! [skids off] [stops suddenly at another billboard for barbeque sauce] [reading] "Best in the West." Heh heh heh, that rhymes! [looking at the next one] "Clown college"? You can't eat that.
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# ? Sep 2, 2014 05:54 |
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Do over Ham posted:[gasps] It must be the first of the month: new billboard day! I don't think any of us expected him to say that.
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