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Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


aerion111 posted:

Is there some adaptive AI I don't know about?

Mash buttons, it's how you win at fighting games.

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Pins
Jul 16, 2010

Haven't You Heard?

aerion111 posted:

Ah, finally he has learned how to play.
I was getting a bit pissed off at how he played so badly... And was still doing better than me.
I did cancellations, dashed everywhere, could dodge without 'logging', and even spammed some of the easier fights to have money to always use up all my items, and felt I was all around better at the game... And yet I kept getting my rear end handed to me (I still won, but only because I get a tons of extra stats from the items)
Then Pins comes along and plays horribly, and the enemies respond by standing there and waiting for him to hit them over the head.

Is there some adaptive AI I don't know about?

Wait until you see how i deal with a certain bullshit boss battle much later on :allears:

toddy.
Jun 15, 2010

~she is my wife~
I will destroy you.

my buddy Superfly
Feb 28, 2011

toddy. posted:

I will destroy you.

"That was easy!"

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

toddy. posted:

I will destroy you.

:supaburn: ENEMIES EVERYWHERE :supaburn:

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe
i made some fanart

Dryzen
Jul 23, 2011

^^^^^^

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

xumtosis, just download vlc

Xumtosis
Apr 14, 2014

~A-a h-h-hentai? W-w-w-with me senpai?~ :nyoron:
VLC is for a car radio or something right?

Can I buy VLC at The Auto Zone?

Thanks in advance.

toddy.
Jun 15, 2010

~she is my wife~

Kuvo posted:

i made some fanart



5

Also real hentais use MPC because REBUILDING FONT CACHE.

Pins
Jul 16, 2010

Haven't You Heard?

Jolyne Cujoh
Dec 7, 2012

It's not like I've got no worries...
But I'll be fine.
The eyeshadow is literally Naruto channeling the power of ninja frogs to make himself a better ninja. He was taught this by a man with porcupine hair who writes lovely porn novels and died just before the events of this game. Normally when he uses this ability he puts on an even stupider loving outfit than normal.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

i am pins's exasperated sigh

Non-EuclideanCat
Nov 9, 2009
The eyeshadow is a visual cue that Naruto is using another powerup.

Earlier someone mentioned that there were three major summon animals: frogs, snakes, and The Omnislug. Each of these three (and maybe all the others but who cares about dogs and falcons) has their own home dimension where they all hang out until they get summoned by a human who's signed their contract. Normally humans can't get there since it's another dimension but the animals can actually summon the humans if they feel like it.

These animal houses are full of Natural Energy, a chakra-like energy that exists back in the human world but most people don't even know it's there. Unlike chakra, it isn't produced internally by people, but rather sorta naturally given off by trees and lakes and other naturey poo poo. Getting control of this energy and mixing it with your own chakra puts you into Sage Mode, which makes your eyes look like whatever animal you learned it from. This is why Naruto has eyeshadow and sideways pupils: he has frog eyes.

Naruto learned how to do Sage Mode by getting summoned to Frog Dimension and chilling out in a pool of oil that makes you a Natural Energy magnet. The risk of this is that overloading yourself with Natural Energy can turn you into an animal. Jiraiya, Naruto's teacher, was kinda mediocre at Sage Mode so his nose got covered in warts and his joints got all weird whenever he did Sage Mode. Naruto is much better at it so only his eyes get weird.

The main benefit to this, besides just generally making your magic and physical abilities more powerful, is that it gives you this invisible magic aura that you can hit people with. Normally this only means you can punch things that are slightly farther away, but for Naruto, it means he can create and throw his Rasenshuriken without loving up his hand, so it becomes an actually usable spell.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I'm willing to believe that is all 'true', but holy gently caress it sounds like fan fiction.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




goatface posted:

I'm willing to believe that is all 'true', but holy gently caress it sounds like fan fiction.

You say that as if this poo poo hadn't already turned to fanfiction-quality writing long before then.

sirtommygunn
Mar 7, 2013



Everything in Naruto kind of sounds like Naruto fan fiction of one kind or another.

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Non-EuclideanCat posted:

The main benefit to this, besides just generally making your magic and physical abilities more powerful, is that it gives you this invisible magic aura that you can hit people with. Normally this only means you can punch things that are slightly farther away, but for Naruto, it means he can create and throw his Rasenshuriken without loving up his hand, so it becomes an actually usable spell.

Have we said why the Rasenshuriken fucks up his hand? It's basically made of millions of tiny buzzsaws that shred cells and destroy nerve connections on contact. The only reason Naruto can even use it at all, is because having a demon inside you let's you heal faster than normal (not like Wolverine, but noticeably faster; Naruto demonstrated this very early in the manga when the wound from stabbing his own hand started closing within minutes), but even then, the first time he used it in actual combat, Naruto wrecked his whole arm and needed a cast.

Red Minjo
Oct 20, 2010

Out of the houses, which is the most blue?

The answer might not be be obvious at first.

Gravy Boat 2k

Non-EuclideanCat posted:

The eyeshadow is a visual cue that Naruto is using another powerup.

Earlier someone mentioned that there were three major summon animals: frogs, snakes, and The Omnislug. Each of these three (and maybe all the others but who cares about dogs and falcons) has their own home dimension where they all hang out until they get summoned by a human who's signed their contract. Normally humans can't get there since it's another dimension but the animals can actually summon the humans if they feel like it.

Oh, I was wondering what the heck this guy was:

Pins
Jul 16, 2010

Haven't You Heard?
So ill be up front for once and let you guys know that we ARE gonna do the next video its an hour long cutscene and truthfully i cant stomach it again yet. I have the following 4 videos recorded and we will probably do it sometime in between posting those. You wont miss anything its ridiculously self contained and is barely mentioned after.

Non-EuclideanCat
Nov 9, 2009

Schubalts posted:

Have we said why the Rasenshuriken fucks up his hand? It's basically made of millions of tiny buzzsaws that shred cells and destroy nerve connections on contact. The only reason Naruto can even use it at all, is because having a demon inside you let's you heal faster than normal (not like Wolverine, but noticeably faster; Naruto demonstrated this very early in the manga when the wound from stabbing his own hand started closing within minutes), but even then, the first time he used it in actual combat, Naruto wrecked his whole arm and needed a cast.

I went over it earlier but yeah it does all this AND shreds your internal magic network so magic can't be used to heal the wounds. It's way powerful but comes with the downside of crippling the user for life if they can't use it as a projectile/aren't possessed by demons.


Red Minjo posted:

Oh, I was wondering what the heck this guy was:


Fun Fact: the reason we call it The Omnislug is that it's one, singular titanic slug that can split itself into thousands of slugs about the size of your leg. They all share a single consciousnesses, can secrete both healing slime and acid, and can transmit healing spells over moderate distances.

Non-EuclideanCat fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Sep 29, 2014

Dryzen
Jul 23, 2011



please buy the naruto poo poo pack

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


Dryzen posted:



please buy the naruto poo poo pack



Pins, accept my friend invite. Then I will send that Naruto poo poo pack to you. It's already in my gift queue.

Drachir D Nalem
Aug 14, 2012
I think bribing is supposed to benefit the one on the receiving end.

Pins
Jul 16, 2010

Haven't You Heard?

Missing Name posted:

Pins, accept my friend invite. Then I will send that Naruto poo poo pack to you. It's already in my gift queue.



sorry buddy, too late.

Dryzen
Jul 23, 2011

Pins posted:

sorry buddy, too late.

Nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe
does this mean the hentais will be naked now?

my buddy Superfly
Feb 28, 2011

Kuvo posted:

does this mean the hentais will be naked now?

Please, hentais are too classy to go around without clothing.

Fatbot
Oct 17, 2012
pretty sure some of those hentai were already naked

Missing Name
Jan 5, 2013


Pins posted:

sorry buddy, too late.

Aw man, that's :2bux: I could have spent on regrettable alcohol and poo poo :(

I guess now I have to buy the whole game or something.

Pins
Jul 16, 2010

Haven't You Heard?
There are like 6 videos commentated but i keep neglecting to post them. Someone remind me to and eventually well get to my favorite update so far (kuvo got drunk in it)

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

post more videos pins we love you

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Pins posted:

There are like 6 videos commentated but i keep neglecting to post them. Someone remind me to and eventually well get to my favorite update so far (kuvo got drunk in it)
Post your shame, Pins.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

but who won the hentai burger competition?

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

It's me, I ate all the hentais.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Pins posted:

There are like 6 videos commentated but i keep neglecting to post them. Someone remind me to and eventually well get to my favorite update so far (kuvo got drunk in it)

Post them. Also commentate the hour long cutscene. I demand pain.

ArchetypeBlue
Jul 9, 2012

ASSHOLE.
If there isn't an running stream of commentary to prove that the entire hour-long cutscene was sat through, I will be most upset.

Goddamn that cutscene is the worst.

Fatbot
Oct 17, 2012

Namtab posted:

but who won the hentai burger competition?

if we are going by the worst entry made then I got it in the bag

Level Seven
Feb 14, 2013

Wubba dubba dubba
that blew.



Megamarm
Post your videos that distract us from things, Pins.

ArchetypeBlue posted:

If there isn't an running stream of commentary to prove that the entire hour-long cutscene was sat through, I will be most upset.

Goddamn that cutscene is the worst.

Could be worse, it could be the show where it would take even longer.

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

TwoPair posted:

Post them. Also commentate the hour long cutscene. I demand pain.

I agree. I could really go for an hour of hentai right about now.

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