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Vahakyla posted:And the only way you'd get them to do it would be, well, to have them not-alive. Implied consent best consent
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Thankfully we are off the hook on this one, it was those prissy little piss stains from City police force.
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:Whooooops I totally forgot the lovely police existed for a minute there, no wonder they blew it up they spend their entire time sucking the cocks of big business to keep them 'safe' from They still have to call in (and pay for) hundreds of MET riot trained officers to quell the unwashed masses. I'll give them this though, every single vehicle that passes in to their patch gets it's plates run and if it's stolen it will get chased and caught by their superb traffic department. ALso their financial investigation team is meant to be the best in the world, which is ironic as the worlds best financial criminals are working as free men on their patch.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:I'll give them this though, every single vehicle that passes in to their patch gets it's plates run and if it's stolen it will get chased and caught by their superb traffic department. Well yeah that's because of the Irish though. I do like that they still have their funny little checkpoints though it's strange that some banks have better protection than parliament / her maj. Who did it better: Allies?  The Army?  City Police? 
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:If you were in the MET you'd be getting eye-raped by half the force. And I don't mean the female half. We have a bear as a custody skipper, he jokingly makes passes at young male probationers and it's hilarious to watch them shrivel up like a ladyboys scrotum. If I was in the Met wouldn't I have to learn to say "eh wots all this then?"
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Those booths are always empty and are only rarely used to do commercial vehicle checks. On every single road in to the borough there are little black ANPR cameras, once they spot a slagwagon a unit cuts a dash over to straighten them out. patb01 posted:If I was in the Met wouldn't I have to learn to say "eh wots all this then?" Cliche's like that get used all the time, especially when you know exactly whats going on and you are just trying to make the slag squirm. It's always nice to shout "Fire up the quattro" just like the sweeney, of course in reality we are getting in to a front wheel drive diesel hatchback
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I dunno man, "Fire up the Fiesta!" kind of has a ring to it.
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It's Hyundai i30's now.... Each response team is usually 3 slamwagons for violent prisoners, 1 Vauxhall zafira for the Sergeants to cruise about in, 3-4 area cars which are 5 series BMW 3 litre diesels, 10-15 Ford focus's and 2 unmarked cars. There are two of those in any given borough in addition to all the other specialist teams, armed units, crime squads etc Apart from the early hours of the morning, a larger engine doesn't get you from A to B any faster. Sometimes the slamwagons get there first because motorists get out of the way sharpish Bernard McFacknutah fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Oct 22, 2014 |
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Oct 22, 2014 22:18
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What's the difference between a public servant and a camel? Camels go weeks without drinking heavily. Edit: as an explanation for many of the things here. Vahakyla fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Oct 22, 2014 |
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Oct 22, 2014 22:20
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Summary execution for the fence jumper. Not for jumping the fence. For kicking a good dog. That is all.
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Finally moved in. Burned a week of vacation and did everything myself, which I've found is a great way to spend a week pissed off at your wife   
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Doesn't look like the disaster expected, 2/10 on the Grovetastrofuck scale
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already got the truck parked in the yard like a true southern man. Nice house!
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Branis posted:already got the truck parked in the yard like a true southern man. Nice house! that's my hillbilly neighbor using the vacant lot for storage 
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beanieson posted:that's my hillbilly neighbor using the vacant lot for storage If only there was a policeman around to cite him.
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beanieson posted:Finally moved in. Burned a week of vacation and did everything myself, which I've found is a great way to spend a week pissed off at your wife DAT PORCH
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DrakeriderCa posted:DAT PORCH Needs a swing to the right.
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when's the goons in pantaloons casa del beanieson house warming hoedown
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Hezzy posted:when's the goons in pantaloons casa del beanieson house warming hoedown Would even travel to the south for this.
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Just spent an hour reuniting a found purse with its rightful owner. Crime of the century.
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OH THANKS FOR FINDING THIS PURSE I LEFT ON THE COUNTER AT CHIPOTLE I THOUGHT IT WAS TAKEN BY SOMEONE. OH NO I THINK I'M MISSING TWO DOLLARS AND A FEW QUARTERS AND POSSIBLY SOME OTHER CHANGE LIKE A FEW DIMES AND A PENNY... *GASP* IT MUST HAVE BEEN STOLEN PLEASE WRITE ME A LARCENY REPORT AND GO INTERVIEW THOSE MEXICANS I KNOW THEY TOOK IT. *Report Cleared Found Property*.
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Untagged posted:OH THANKS FOR FINDING THIS PURSE I LEFT ON THE COUNTER AT CHIPOTLE I THOUGHT IT WAS TAKEN BY SOMEONE. Every found wallet/purse call ever. In other news, if the first words out of your mouth when I approach you on a traffic stop are "WHY THE gently caress ARE YOU PULLING ME OVER?" You can pretty much guarantee you're walking away with a citation for every single possible violation I can find or uncover during the stop. He did say he was going to hire a lawyer to sue me and I would lose my badge. 
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:Every found wallet/purse call ever. Probably will end up prepaying the charge. The last guy that gave me a ton of poo poo for no reason other than to be an rear end in a top hat kept screaming about how he'd see me in court. I told him I was looking forward to showing the Judge the video of the stop during the trial. After a pause of having that sink in he shut up and didn't say anything else. Guess who didn't show for court after all.
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(Don't) gently caress The Police, because it will end up costing the police department £425,000 / €530,000 / $681,000 (lol @ the US exchange rate) http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/oct/23/police-compensation-payout-woman-undercover-officer quote:The Metropolitan police are to pay more than £400,000 to a woman who has been profoundly traumatised after discovering by chance that the father of her son was an undercover police officer. It is the first time the police have made a payment to settle any of the legal claims brought by women who were deceived by undercover officers sent to spy on political and activist groups. The woman has been receiving psychiatric treatment and has contemplated suicide since she read a newspaper in 2012 and found out the true identity of the man who had fathered her son before abandoning her and the child 24 years previously. Though now does the government have to pay 24 years of child support backdated? Because that [a] that is super awkward [b] we've not been doing too well lately [c] holy poo poo it would have to include 8% statutory interest  [d] Bernard where were you 24 years ago and have you been slamming some protesters on the side son? Remember what The Big Dog sez:
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The only time I ever had a found purse I discovered weed and a bowl during the inventory search. I also neglected to tell her what I found and enjoyed her hurriedly rummaging through it while saying "well, it looks like everything's here they didn't take my bills though *nervous laugh*." I'm a dick.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:a fluctuating number of NCIS agents (UK FBI) who are loving useless. A couple of my dad's old colleagues joined NICS when it was formed a few years ago and all they ever say is how the whole organization is rotten from the bottom up. can't let this one go bernard, NCIS was merged with a bunch of other shite into SOCA in 2006 and after another namechange 12 months ago it's the NCA now (gently caress off with the 'agents' and 'British FBI' bollocks too), yeah by all accounts sticking a bunch of dinosaurs from 3 LEAs together in one agency overnight led to a few problems (also that SOCA was set up by an ex-MI5 bod with a hardon for covert stuff, which was fine but took forever to get results) but it's not so bad now (not that I work there...anymore). doesn't always see eye to eye with the police as it has a different job to do, especially the loving Met which can't seem to stay within the M25 where it belongs. also lol @ a Met copper (especially any from the 80s/90s) calling any organisation other than their own rotten (see above). quote:ALso their financial investigation team is meant to be the best in the world, which is ironic as the worlds best financial criminals are working as free men on their patch. having worked with them for 2 years i heavily dispute this. better than most when it comes to fraud i guess, the uk is seriously poo poo at it killallnerds fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Oct 24, 2014 |
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:(Don't) gently caress The Police, because it will end up costing the police department £425,000 / €530,000 / $681,000 (lol @ the US exchange rate) http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/oct/23/police-compensation-payout-woman-undercover-officer Looks like I have a new pickup line This is now reason #n+1 that plainclothes rules. The government will pay for your illegitimate cover kids.
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Untagged posted:OH THANKS FOR FINDING THIS PURSE I LEFT ON THE COUNTER AT CHIPOTLE I THOUGHT IT WAS TAKEN BY SOMEONE. Yeah when I finally tracked down the lady and showed up on her doorstep, I asked her to check the contents to make sure it was all there. She was probably wondering why I had this terrified look on my face like a bomb was getting ready to go off as she opened it. Thankfully it was all there. 
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That's why I always throw all lost and found wallets and purses into the garbage as soon as I can Liability, man 
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DrakeriderCa posted:That's why I always throw all lost and found wallets and purses into the garbage as soon as I can After you go through them for cash/cards/condoms, right?
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Two officers dead in Sacramento today, and two more injured. http://www.sacbee.com/news/local/crime/article3348287.html Be safe guys.
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DrakeriderCa posted:That's why I always throw all lost and found wallets and purses into the garbage as soon as I can Please put all "found property" in mailboxes. TIA
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killallnerds posted:can't let this one go bernard, NCIS was merged with a bunch of other shite into SOCA in 2006 and after another namechange 12 months ago it's the NCA now (gently caress off with the 'agents' and 'British FBI' bollocks too), yeah by all accounts sticking a bunch of dinosaurs from 3 LEAs together in one agency overnight led to a few problems (also that SOCA was set up by an ex-MI5 bod with a hardon for covert stuff, which was fine but took forever to get results) but it's not so bad now (not that I work there...anymore). Hey, they marketed themselves as the british FBI and have silly job titles as well, don't blame me for repeating that stuff. Funnily enough I was sat at a table with one last night at a dinner and fight, he did 11 years in MET NCS and then moved over, he was a 'senior personnel manager' or something like that, apparently it's the same as an inspector. At the same dinner and fight a borough commander got in the ring to hand out medals and got booed and heckled off the stage, was a nice sight to see. How dare you insinuate the MET is anything other than the finest Police service in the world, they told me this during training (they also told us we have the lowest conviction, detection and satisfaction ratings in the country.) Obviously we have to franchise out and teach other services how it's done. I'm particularly fond of how the MET don't trust Police service Scotland to guard the queen so we send MET officers north of the border with barely any powers to do the job for them.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:I'm particularly fond of how the MET don't trust Police service Scotland to guard the queen so we send MET officers north of the border with barely any powers to do the job for them. I think they may suspect we just don't particularly care as much chief.
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It's more likely the MET getting worried that extra funding might get spread about more evenly so they sit on it like a golden egg.
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Another tale from public speaking class : 18 year old girl gives persuasive speech on why drug dealers are awesome and how her father was a drug dealer but is dead now because of drugs but drugs are bad. Also she called drug dealers narcs the entire time.
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Grem posted:Another tale from public speaking class : 18 year old girl gives persuasive speech on why drug dealers are awesome and how her father was a drug dealer but is dead now because of drugs but drugs are bad. Also she called drug dealers narcs the entire time.
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Illegal Carrot posted:Two officers dead in Sacramento today, and two more injured. I made it 12 minutes into an OT shift last night before I got placed on admin leave. Glad I'm not a statistic today.
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Whale Cancer posted:I made it 12 minutes into an OT shift last night before I got placed on admin leave. Glad I'm not a statistic today. Did you shoot someone at roll call?
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