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WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Spermgod posted:

14 years later hearing this still pisses me off

Xpac getting his own faction?

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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Spermgod posted:

14 years later hearing this still pisses me off

They may actually be the worst stable ever.

CombineThresher
Apr 10, 2006

GIT R DONNE

Spermgod posted:

i always find it funny that the rock and trips are both super gym ratty dudes but triple h is all "ahurr durr skinny fat too many cheeseburgers" whereas rock, who is ten times the performer that triple h is, is like "wrestling these days needs more buddy roses"

HHH is an insecure musclenerd so yeah it's not a huge surprise that they wouldn't agree on this. It's nice hearing Rock and Austin's opinions on wrestling because they have way better eyes for talent than most of the yokels running WWE now.

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010

CombineThresher posted:

HHH is an insecure musclenerd so yeah it's not a huge surprise that they wouldn't agree on this. It's nice hearing Rock and Austin's opinions on wrestling because they have way better eyes for talent than most of the yokels running WWE now.

he is a musclenerd who in his time in charge has seen the wyatt family come up, and the signing of kevin steen

dude may have preferences in build, but he isn't shoving chunky guys out of the show

45ShadesOfDeath
Sep 7, 2004
Worst goon in the universe.

El Estrago Bonito posted:

There is only one true Kong :colbert:
http://youtu.be/ieWAJ9heBvE

Yes I am aware that they were part of a tag team called DOUBLE KONG and also have wrestled several matches against each other, but seriously Aja Kong is like top 5 greatest female wrestlers of all time, has kind of a weak corner lariat for how much she uses it but it's far from awful

Honestly, I am not a huge fan of hers. She brought amazing atmosphere to matches, sure, but I only really like her when I watch Hokuto dump her on her head.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

TL posted:

BRIE MODE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9w6q7A9nLeg

It's not the worst song ever, but the beginning is so loving bad.

You know what, it is the worst song ever.

Brie Mode isn't even bottom five among active WWE wrestlers

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
I LOVE BRIIIEEEE MOOODEEEE

Sef!
Oct 31, 2012

Pope Corky the IX posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtyTzo8IrbU

"Bad asses always kick an rear end in a top hat's rear end!"

The only thing I dig about this is the distorted gong. That would have been right up Attitude-era Undertaker's alley. The rest of it is pure, hilarious garbage.

Sef! fucked around with this message at 06:41 on Nov 7, 2014

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

The lyricless version right before that was pretty good. Or it might just be since I associate it with him murdering Jeff Hardy.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



The instrumental version is what they dub over Rollin and/or American Badass. It's ok other than very obviously being the the same song as Bischoff's theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aG3tKUyZ6YU

tag youre fat
Aug 16, 2013

C'est l'homme ideal
charme au masculin
Are any of the Elimination Chamber matches worth watching?

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Pretty much all of them are worth watching. I can't think of a bad one. There are weaker ones, but the gimmick is always fun.

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005


sticklefifer posted:

Pretty much all of them are worth watching. I can't think of a bad one. There are weaker ones, but the gimmick is always fun.

The elimination chamber where Edge cashes in after is awful and so is the ECW chamber (the ECW chamber topped off one of the worst PPVs in modern WWE history).

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Am I crazy or is Jarrett's strut exactly the same as Beefcake's strut?

Minidust
Nov 4, 2009

Keep bustin'

Swan Curry posted:

Are any of the Elimination Chamber matches worth watching?
The second chamber match from No Way Out 2009 is pretty highly regarded, and probably my personal favorite. John Cena (c) vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Kofi Kingston Edge vs. Chris Jericho vs. Mike Knox vs. Kane.

I pulled that lineup from Wikipedia - I had completely forgotten about Mike Knox! I liked that weird "mad scientist of pain" gimmick they were giving him before he was let go.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

Cardboard Box posted:

it's actually impressive how quickly he could call the action sometimes and never get tongue tied, like in the faster bits of the RVD vs jerry lynn matches

edit: there's actually a youtube video that is a specific example of what i'm talking about hahah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCZD7SBiLf8

The RVD/Lynn series should be way more appreciated. This is heaven. Dave Meltzer probably gave it two stars.

Defiance Industries
Jul 22, 2010

A five-star manufacturer


So did nobody mention ROB VAN DAM because it's just accepted it's the worst and everyone else is second place? I actually think the first verse is something I hate more than the chorus.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

On the other hand it did lead to this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrD2U2GJDnU

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

sticklefifer posted:

They may actually be the worst stable ever.

X-Factor was way better than The New Nexus and The Corrrrrre

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority
X-Factor was great because it just took the whole "nobody wants to see X-Pac" bit and cranked it up to 11 to annoy the poo poo out of everyone. X-Pac doing his stupid porno shuffle walk with the music being like "I GOT EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED doo doooo doo doo doooo" haha it ruled.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I liked X-Pac and Albert, so I liked X-Factor. :(

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Weren't the lyrics "I know you hate X-Factor but you ain't gotta look at me like that?"

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Defiance Industries posted:

So did nobody mention ROB VAN DAM because it's just accepted it's the worst and everyone else is second place? I actually think the first verse is something I hate more than the chorus.

I thought we were only talking about WWE/F themes

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
If we're including TNA, then I change my pick to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ShWAIaIsiQ

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Weren't the lyrics "I know you hate X-Factor but you ain't gotta look at me like that?"

I thought it was "I know you hate that fact" but I'm not going to re-listen to that poo poo to confirm.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

CopywrightMMXI posted:

I thought it was "I know you hate that fact" but I'm not going to re-listen to that poo poo to confirm.

It's both. The original song is an Uncle Kracker song that goes "I know you hate that fact" and the WWE version just has a dude cut in yelling "X-FACTUH" over it and if you listen closely you can still hear the song lyrics under it.

gently caress you, Justin Credible.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Psh, I liked Justin Credible fine. He was an annoying little pissant who got enough cheap wins to keep being an annoying little pissant.

Well, that was the ECW version, prior to the dumb dumb dumb World title win.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

The elimination chamber where Edge cashes in after is awful and so is the ECW chamber (the ECW chamber topped off one of the worst PPVs in modern WWE history).

The Chamber that Cena wins has its moments, but I remember being annoyed that Angle got KO'd so quickly. It was neat to see the crowd get behind Carlito and Masters as they pulverized Cena, but we all saw that finish from a mile away. Edge's cash-in is the best part of the whole thing. I love that Vince appears immediately after the bell, and Joey Styles just trails off.

"NOBODY GOES ANYWHERE! THIS! NIGHT! IS! NOT! OVER! RAISE THE CAGE!"

The ECW chamber is mostly bullshit, but fun enough for what it is. I want to say that wasn't even the best match on the card.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

OneThousandMonkeys posted:

The elimination chamber where Edge cashes in after is awful and so is the ECW chamber (the ECW chamber topped off one of the worst PPVs in modern WWE history).

I will always love that ECW Chamber PPV if only because they went into it without a card announced. It was like WCW all over again.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Pope Corky the IX posted:

If we're including TNA, then I change my pick to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ShWAIaIsiQ

Sonny Siaki's TNA theme sounds like half of a song

http://youtu.be/Iq6UqlgTsR4

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

triplexpac posted:

I will always love that ECW Chamber PPV if only because they went into it without a card announced. It was like WCW all over again.

I can't decide the worst thing about that show, though:

- Removing Sabu mid-PPV from the main event
- Eliminating Punk so early in EC
- Putting Bob Holly in the EC
- Having Lashley wait for 1-2 minutes until the timer ran down for Big Show to enter the EC
- Daivari getting a rollup win over Dreamer
- the mixed tag match and everything about it, mostly asking Kelly Kelly to wrestle
- Balls Mahoney working an 80s WWF match with Matt Striker
- Sylvester Ter-kai for existing

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Super Ninja Fish posted:

The RVD/Lynn series should be way more appreciated. This is heaven. Dave Meltzer probably gave it two stars.

he gave this one ***1/2, their match at Hardcore Heaven '99 (the one featured on the second disc of the Rise + Fall of ECW) the year before was ****1/4 and is definitely their best match.

Cardboard Box fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Nov 7, 2014

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Super Ninja Fish posted:

The RVD/Lynn series should be way more appreciated. This is heaven. Dave Meltzer probably gave it two stars.

If anything it's an overrated series of matches. :shrug:

Dave gave them:

03/21/99 - ***½
05/16/99 - ****¼
08/02/99 - ***¾
05/14/00 - ***½
01/07/01 - ***¼

edit:

07/10/11 - ***
10/16/11 - ***¼

HulkaMatt fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Nov 7, 2014

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

the big problem with them was after they peaked with the Hardcore Heaven '99 match they basically just had the same match over and over again

Spermgod
Jan 8, 2012

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS
:sludgepal:
he knows..
i find that joey styles commentary horrible. wow you know the names of the moves and can talk fast. great. just describing what i can see for myself doesn't add anything.

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Oct 30, 2009

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I don't understand how Guilty as Charged 01 got 3 stars. I really don't like that match.

Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

Spermgod posted:

i find that joey styles commentary horrible. wow you know the names of the moves and can talk fast. great. just describing what i can see for myself doesn't add anything.

when the action is fast like that i prefer the commentators to just call the moves. what the hell else is he going to talk about at that moment

HulkaMatt
Feb 14, 2006

BIG BICEPS SHOHEI


Spermgod posted:

i find that joey styles commentary horrible. wow you know the names of the moves and can talk fast. great. just describing what i can see for myself doesn't add anything.

there were also times where he didn't actually know the names.

Cromulent
Dec 22, 2002

People are under a lot of stress, Bradley.

Cardboard Box posted:

when the action is fast like that i prefer the commentators to just call the moves. what the hell else is he going to talk about at that moment
"Rob Van Dam likes to have fun!"

Also, I haven't watched Chikara in years, but I actually used to enjoy Quackenbush on commentary for his OCD-like calling and knowledge of moves. He'd talk about the innovator of the move, its variations and their names. poo poo like that. It could get annoying during bigger matches, but really, when during an opening card match with two incredibly green students, it's not exactly a detraction to hear an encyclopedic discussion of pro-wrestling holds.

Cromulent fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Nov 8, 2014

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Cardboard Box
Jul 14, 2009

HulkaMatt posted:

there were also times where he didn't actually know the names.

tiger bomb!!!

but lets be fair jim ross is widely considered the greatest play-by-play of all time and he would get stuff wrong a lot too

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