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dominator
Oct 1, 2003

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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

He was only 34 and he had a wife and 4 kids. The way they're being all hush hush about releasing details makes me think it was suicide. :smith:
One of my girlfriend's coworkers was a similar age and died of a pulmonary embolism, was playing hockey and got hit in the leg with a puck, flew to Alaska for a new job and they found him dead in a hotel room. Crazy poo poo can happen so I wouldn't jump to conclusions based on what a typically secretive organization in't saying.

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Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

dominator posted:

One of my girlfriend's coworkers was a similar age and died of a pulmonary embolism, was playing hockey and got hit in the leg with a puck, flew to Alaska for a new job and they found him dead in a hotel room. Crazy poo poo can happen so I wouldn't jump to conclusions based on what a typically secretive organization in't saying.

Can getting a clot in your leg lead to a pulmonary embolism?

On a related note, a guy on a hockey team I played on used to play whole games with no shoulder pads on at all. I can't imagine taking a literal shot to the heart with no padding.

dominator
Oct 1, 2003

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eXXon posted:

Can getting a clot in your leg lead to a pulmonary embolism?

On a related note, a guy on a hockey team I played on used to play whole games with no shoulder pads on at all. I can't imagine taking a literal shot to the heart with no padding.
Yep, it comes loose and gets lodged in the lung.

e: Actually its the most likely source says the internet

onemillionzombies
Apr 27, 2014

However he died they lost a teammate/friend this morning and four kids are without a father right before Christmas. All sorts of hosed up.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Jakub "Jake" "Scoracek" Voracek is really cool and good, and also on pace for approximately 109 points.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
I wasn't able to watch the game from about the middle of the second period on. Why is everyone saying gently caress YOU BUFF

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Sasha aint ratchet posted:

I wasn't able to watch the game from about the middle of the second period on. Why is everyone saying gently caress YOU BUFF

He was an rear end in a top hat as he usually is. Couple hard hits, blatantly slashed Schenn's stick and no call, said some poo poo to Berube after the game ended.

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

For the first time since week two, the Stars have more regulation wins than losses and Anders Lindback was involved. This can't last.

sedative
Mar 20, 2003

‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ ‏ :allears:


I would kill to have him on the Flyers

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger

triple sulk posted:

He was an rear end in a top hat as he usually is. Couple hard hits, blatantly slashed Schenn's stick and no call, said some poo poo to Berube after the game ended.

Was Kane acting a fool at all? Because then someone could have said "remember when you tweeted that you WISH you were on our team?" :smug:

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



sedative posted:



I would kill to have him on the Flyers

:agreed:

Reverend Sub-Zero
Jan 11, 2008

Filladelfia Pliers

sedative posted:



I would kill to have him on the Flyers

Who, when, and where? Because I'm fuckin down as poo poo.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

triple sulk posted:

Jakub "Jake" "Scoracek" Voracek is really cool and good, and also on pace for approximately 109 points.

Pfft. Assistacek maybe.

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Aphrodite posted:

Pfft. Assistacek maybe.

Secondary Jake.

There's like 5 players on pace for 100 points right now. Seguin, Giroux, Voracek are all on that pace, and Crosby and Malkin are both just about at it. If that holds, this will be the first time since 2009-10 that multiple players hit 100 points. I would think at least one of those first three will carry their hot starts to 100 points, and Crosby and Malkin are both bound to be there by the end of the season, health permitting.

Heaf
Jan 15, 2008

People say we suck at sports but they don't understand
It's hard to catch with holes right through your hands

Pat Clements posted:

It's also possible he had a stomach bug and that each test of his "groin" brought him one step closer to Luongo-ing his pants

It is. Holiday break started Sunday for Norfolk, anyway.

@latimespugmire
To the question of John Gibson's health status in Norfolk, high ranking team source tells me the goalie is fine.

Well, that's good.

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line

sedative posted:



I would kill to have him on the Flyers

He would be your best D by a country mile

Jedimastafez
Jun 5, 2005

The Stanley Cup has been kidnapped by Gary Bettman! Are you a bad enough dude to rescue it?

Heaf posted:

It is. Holiday break started Sunday for Norfolk, anyway.

@latimespugmire
To the question of John Gibson's health status in Norfolk, high ranking team source tells me the goalie is fine.

Well, that's good.

Thank the baby Jesus

Precambrian Video Games
Aug 19, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Trade Jake Gardiner for Matt Read please E5

Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine

Heaf posted:

It is. Holiday break started Sunday for Norfolk, anyway.

@latimespugmire
To the question of John Gibson's health status in Norfolk, high ranking team source tells me the goalie is fine.

Well, that's good.

Ah, so my sacrifices have been working after all.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



I remember seeing a flowchart or comparison or something here of the Oilers management of X years a ago vs. today, anyone know where I can find that?

Look Around You
Jan 19, 2009

Aye Doc posted:

I remember seeing a flowchart or comparison or something here of the Oilers management of X years a ago vs. today, anyone know where I can find that?

Is that the one listing all of the special special assistant to the assistant to the special assistant to the special VP or similarly ridiculous stuff? I don't know where to find it but it was loving hilarious. And iirc they were almost all ex-Oilers from the cup era.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Look Around You posted:

Is that the one listing all of the special special assistant to the assistant to the special assistant to the special VP or similarly ridiculous stuff? I don't know where to find it but it was loving hilarious. And iirc they were almost all ex-Oilers from the cup era.

yep! it shows you all the awful people who were employed there at the start of this "rebuild" and then when you see the modern one, you realize that all of those awful people got basically PROMOTED

jsoh
Mar 24, 2007

O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight
they didnt actually get promoted they just made up a new title for thme to have and then brought someone in to pretend to fill their old job

LumpyGumby
Feb 22, 2012

"Here's the world famous hockey player sitting in the penalty box for slashing..."
-Snoopy Brown
42g - 65a - 107pts
106gp - 317PIMS
Calvin Pickard, goalie behind Varlamov and Berra, has allowed only three goals in the past three games.

Captain Pickard. :swoon:

Aces High
Mar 26, 2010

Nah! A little chocolate will do




LumpyGumby posted:

Calvin Pickard, goalie behind Varlamov and Berra, has allowed only three goals in the past three games.

Captain Pickard. :swoon:

And one of these games he'll finally get his first NHL shutout too :unsmith:

I wonder if Berra'll be sticking around at the end of this season if Pickard keeps this up

The Dirty Burger
Aug 24, 2007

1st team all star
+
2nd degree manslaughter
=
3rd world clothing line
The Flames getting a 2nd round pick for Reto Berra last deadline was hilarious, Burkie rules

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..

Aye Doc posted:

I remember seeing a flowchart or comparison or something here of the Oilers management of X years a ago vs. today, anyone know where I can find that?

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007




:golfclap:

so who is Charles II in this scenario?

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Is that accurate because holy poo poo

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



RC Cola posted:

Is that accurate because holy poo poo



Now remember that at this time for portraits such as these, they were supposed to make the rulers look as beautiful and majestic as possible. This is the best painting they could get out of this deformed monstrosity of a child. He became King at age 3, and learned to walk at age 4. By age 8, he could finally speak! Neither of his marriages produced heirs, because the incestuous breeding had rendered him infertile. He would still rule for like 30 years and drove Spain into the dirt economically.

e: fixed all the voice recognition garbled text

Aye Doc fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Dec 22, 2014

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Yeah, except his inability to procreate didn't let his ruin end with his death, because the conflict between who he said his heir would be and who the rules of noble inheritance adopted by the Spanish Habsburgs said it would be (or more accurately they; Spain and the Habsburgs were both still kind of a big deal then, but it was bound to be broken up) led to almost literally a world war.

This is probably of little comfort to Oilers fans, since their team is named after people who blow through rock bottom before 9 AM.

dont be mean to me fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Dec 22, 2014

rohoku
Jul 9, 2014

Now, I'm being told that this isn't a dirty hit by my one (1) friend that's a bruins fan. I'm having a hard time thinking it's anything but.

Thoughts?

http://gfycat.com/UnderstatedPiercingBlackrussianterrier

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


It almost looks like he made an effort to go head-first.

So your Bruins fan is, I guess, a Bruins fan.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

It's dirty, but it's probably legal. It was a shoulder hit, he doesn't actually hit his head there.


(Except for the interference thing.)

rohoku
Jul 9, 2014

Aphrodite posted:

It's dirty, but it's probably legal. It was a shoulder hit, he doesn't actually hit his head there.


(Except for the interference thing.)

I don't know what the code is or if there's rules for intent, but it surely looks like an intent to hit the head (even if contact was never made).

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Gionta's like 4 feet tall. That he didn't hit his head shows intent not to.

(The NHL doesn't give a poo poo about intent, only what happens. This despite several rules using the word 'intent'.)



Edit: Wait, wait... the Oilers blew the 5-2 lead? That's amazing.

Aphrodite fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Dec 22, 2014

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa
Bartkowski hit him with the shoulder, didn't follow through with the arm, didn't target the head. It was definitely a questionable hit, and the interference 5+10 was definitely the right call, but given Bartkowski's history (none) it looked to me like he was trying to "send a message" or "get the boys pumped up" or whatever it is you want to call that intangible feeling.

Also it was really cool to see Gionta pinwheel through the air like a rag doll.

DOOMocrat
Oct 2, 2003

Aphrodite posted:

Edit: Wait, wait... the Oilers blew the 5-2 lead? That's amazing.

With Horcoff scoring the OT winner. 8 rounds and they didn't send in Yakupov, unless I misremember.

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



RegressedPDO continues to be twitter MVP with this series of articles and graphs about roster construction:
https://twitter.com/RegressedPDO/status/547030760038088704

She passes on offering much analysis, but the raw compiled data is sweet to have

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Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

RC Cola posted:

Is that accurate because holy poo poo

Iirc his family was so incestuous over the generations that he was actually more inbred, genetically speaking, than the offspring of a brother-sister coupling.

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