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the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
The internets is telling me that this is the best thing to happen to humanity

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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
also ever notice how the only way you can get into valhalla is if the valkyries pick you? What bullshit once again women have all the power

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.

Mange Mite posted:

also ever notice how the only way you can get into valhalla is if the valkyries pick you? What bullshit once again women have all the power

Maybe if you werent a scub tier viking you wouldnt be bitching

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Mange Mite posted:

also ever notice how the only way you can get into valhalla is if the valkyries pick you? What bullshit once again women have all the power

You ever think if someone's ever negged their way into valhalla?

Diesel Fucker
Aug 14, 2003

I spent my rent money on tentacle porn.

gender illusionist posted:

The internets is telling me that this is the best thing to happen to humanity

Definitely the best thing to happen to action films

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
Just saw it and it's loving brilliant. loving lol at lil' pissbitches mad at a female lead.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Good film, though I think I over-hyped myself and left the theater thinking it was good, not "life-changing."

The only :goonsay: moment I had was the fact that the pass they went back through was completely rebuilt. I thought it was completely brought down by the previous explosion. Also, he fact the pass was relatively clean on the trip back. Finally, if the pass full of rubble only slowed down the pursuers why would the exploding truck completely stop them? I guess it would have been nice to see the pass completely buried in rubble the 2nd time around.

I also fully admit I enjoyed it on the basic lizard brain level. The women I saw the movie with were over the moon with the feminist themes. Meanwhile I was like "Hurr durr expulsions & car chases."

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

it didn't need to stop them it just needed to make sure they caught up after everyone was already buttoned up in their impenetrable skull fortress with all the food and water

and folks got a lot of free time in the apocalypse

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Android Bicyclist posted:

Good film, though I think I over-hyped myself and left the theater thinking it was good, not "life-changing."

The only :goonsay: moment I had was the fact that the pass they went back through was completely rebuilt. I thought it was completely brought down by the previous explosion. Also, he fact the pass was relatively clean on the trip back. Finally, if the pass full of rubble only slowed down the pursuers why would the exploding truck completely stop them? I guess it would have been nice to see the pass completely buried in rubble the 2nd time around.

I also fully admit I enjoyed it on the basic lizard brain level. The women I saw the movie with were over the moon with the feminist themes. Meanwhile I was like "Hurr durr expulsions & car chases."

I had the same thought re: the pass my friend told me thy didn't blow the bridge part but some rocks nearby, and yeah they completely clean the road

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

unpacked robinhood posted:

I had the same thought re: the pass my friend told me thy didn't blow the bridge part but some rocks nearby, and yeah they completely clean the road

You see a big pile of rocks on either side of the road too

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



Android Bicyclist posted:

:goonsay:

They actually address this in the movie. the pass was cleared by Immortan Joe and his friends from Gas Town and the Bullet Farm so they could get their caravans through.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




im trying to make my mum go see this so i have an excuse to go again

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



My :goonsay: for the movie is that Theron has an American accent while everyone else has a hosed up Australian mutant voice.

Rudoku
Jun 15, 2003

Damn I need a drink...


I just came back from seeing this. God drat.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Lasher posted:

Also Charlize Theoron has never looked more beautiful than she does in this film.

She is super hot in it, yeah.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

Lasher posted:

Also Charlize Theoron has never looked more beautiful than she does in this film.

:agreed:

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

Business Gorillas posted:

My :goonsay: for the movie is that Theron has an American accent while everyone else has a hosed up Australian mutant voice.

would you rather she spoke with her native accent?

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



comes along bort posted:

would you rather she spoke with her native accent?

I've never seen an interview with her. When she talks in those does she use her native South African? Or is she a Mel Gibson type putting on an American accent every time he talks in public? I don't think I've ever heard her real accent.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

If you have the opportunity to see this in D-Box, DO IT. Pretty distracting at first but then you just go along with it and feel every bullet, crash, engine, punch, etc. Even the camera pans!

edit: I saw it in 3D too lol suck it

Cacator fucked around with this message at 22:58 on May 16, 2015

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe

Rabble posted:

This was not a good movie.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004
Gonna wait a couple weeks then watch it during the day. So pumped for this movie.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

I am Toni Lippi posted:

Gonna wait a couple weeks

Why ? You're guaranteed to have the best parts spoiled in the meantime

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

I am Toni Lippi posted:

Gonna wait a couple weeks then watch it during the day. So pumped for this movie.

Hollywood execs only care about opening weekend numbers, go see it NOW!!!

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

gonna go see it in an hour

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

good movie had female bullshit for the missus, had cars and explosions and max for men.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

LeoMarr posted:

good movie had female bullshit for the missus, had cars and explosions and max for men.

Your mom is retarded.

Noctis Horrendae
Nov 1, 2013
watching this in a few hours, my body is not ready

game looks like it's gonna be fun as gently caress too

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

I am Toni Lippi posted:

Gonna wait a couple weeks then watch it during the day. So pumped for this movie.

Cacator posted:

Hollywood execs only care about opening weekend numbers, go see it NOW!!!


This. See it either on opening weekend or second weekend. Or the execs won't give a drat.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

THE ROAD WARRIOR 2 IS THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE SEEN IN YEARS

suburban virgin
Jul 26, 2007
Highly qualified lurker.

quote:

Nobody barks orders to Mad Max.

This is my favourite line of the MRA puff piece. Like during the middle of some desperate car-chase/firefight/olympic gymnastics event someone yells at Max to cover them or take the wheel or pull the goddamn crossbow bolt out of their goddamn shoulder and Max's eyes well up, his face screws into a frown, he gets off the truck and stomps his little feet off into the desert, red-faced and bawling because you don't get to tell him what to do, MUM!

BoonyPC
Feb 19, 2007
I went back and watched the first two for the first time in forever, both are pretty sweet.

First one doesn't seem too much different to country Australia really....second one you can tell poo poo has gone down in the world.

Still remember being loving stoked about seeing the interceptor up close as a kid.

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer
is tom hardy's bane voice his normal voice because i heard it at some point in the film when he actually talked and it was goofy as hell

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

A Yolo Wizard posted:

is tom hardy's bane voice his normal voice because i heard it at some point in the film when he actually talked and it was goofy as hell

I had the same experience, which is to say I heard the Bane voice at least once, maybe twice and I honestly cannot imagine why it would pop up

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien

Speleothing posted:

I had the same experience, which is to say I heard the Bane voice at least once, maybe twice and I honestly cannot imagine why it would pop up

Thirst and exhaustion. "dude, try and sound like you've got a throat full of blood and sand" "ROGER"

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich

JebanyPedal posted:

Also Patton Oswalt is a stupid loving bitch idiot moron who I hate very much and should seriously shut his stupid loving god drat mouth, I swear that idiot is like the loving dumb retard who has to pipe in with his stupid bitch opinion and worthless attempt to be funny, just like the fat kid you always knew in highschool, what a shame, what a loving disgrace, someone remove this human stain from my sight.

all of this but about you

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


A Yolo Wizard posted:

is tom hardy's bane voice his normal voice because i heard it at some point in the film when he actually talked and it was goofy as hell

Tom Hardy sucks. Luckily the movie is about Charlize, who owns.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

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tom hardy actually owns, i hope this helps

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

Actually, I couldn't stop looking at Tom Hardy's lips. He has some pouty, pouty lips. :3:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
:agreed:

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Mr. Unlucky posted:

all of this but about you

Lmao you really protective of that tub case, lil baby bitch.

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