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OhDearGodNo
Jan 3, 2014

Eonwe posted:

I can't wait to see the posts when CIG folds and the whales are publicly crying about fraud and 'WE JUST DIDNT KNOW, ALL MY MONEY IS GONE'

Gonna own

You won't. You'll see the cult communities slowly die down. The most invested will continue to try and gather content, as it slowly becomes apparent things aren't happening.

CIG won't suddenly fold. It'll just whimper away slowly, it'll be released but empty, devoid of much but occasional patches. Christ Roberts would have already stepped down and moved on with the profits in order to rekindle his career as a movie producer, however doing nothing else of notoriety.

Sure, when whatever clusterfuck is released comes out and it's proven to be poo poo, there will be news articles/YouTube documentaries/etc. However, the Internet has a short attention span.


After a few years, long after Ben dies of a heart attack, Wulf will be moderating a forum dedicated to the 30 people still playing Arena Commander waiting for the next patch that'll include their $1000 ships they preordered with no delivery date. Tucked away in their corner of the Internet until Wulf gets an email- it's from Disco Lando, and he wants to recreate the magic of the Star Citizen universe with a new game called "Star Commander." And they launch a Kickstarter to begin the cycle anew.

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El Grillo
Jan 3, 2008
Fun Shoe

Steve2911 posted:

No. That's not what I said at all.
Right, yeah, misread.

Chalks posted:

Overheads are pretty high. You've gotta pay for rent on an office, insurance, lease line internet connectivity, computers and other equipment, email servers, software licenses etc etc. Then you've gotta pay the guy's salary on top of that. I've heard it said that the cost of employing someone is about 50% salary 50% other expenses.
This would make sense then, cheers for the explanation.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

Octopedo posted:

Development costs only, marketing costs excluded for fair comparison. 2015 calculated at USD $250 = 1 btc

  • GAME | rel. Date | orig. Dev Cost | 2015 adjusted | 2025 adjusted
  • COD: MW2 | 2009 | 200k btc | 220k btc | 1.1 BTC
  • GTA V | 2013 | 548k btc | 560k btc | 2.3 btc
  • FF VII | 1997 | 180k btc | 264k btc | 1.32 btc
  • Star Wars: ToW | 2011 | 800k btc | 840k btc | 4.2 btc
  • Destiny | 2014 | 560k btc | 560k btc | 2.3 btc
  • GTA IV | 2008 | 400k btc | 440k btc | 2.2 btc
  • Too Human | 2008 | 400k btc | 440k btc | 2.2 btc
  • Max Payne 3 | 2012 | 420k btc | 432k btc | 2.16 btc
  • All Points Bulletin | 2010 | 400k btc | 432k btc | 2.16 btc
  • Red Dead Red. | 2010 | 400k btc | 432k btc | 2.16 btc
  • Disney Infinity | 2013 | 400k btc | 400k btc | 2.0 btc
  • Tomb Raider | 2013 | 400k btc | 400k btc | 2.0 btc
  • Shenmue | 1999 | 188k btc | 272k btc | 1.36 btc
  • Halo MMO | N/A | 360k btc | 396k btc | 1.98 btc
  • Star Citizen | 2025 | 360k btc | 360k btc | 1.53 btc

lol best troll yet

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

OhDearGodNo posted:

You won't. You'll see the cult communities slowly die down. The most invested will continue to try and gather content, as it slowly becomes apparent things aren't happening.

CIG won't suddenly fold. It'll just whimper away slowly, it'll be released but empty, devoid of much but occasional patches. Christ Roberts would have already stepped down and moved on with the profits in order to rekindle his career as a movie producer, however doing nothing else of notoriety.

Sure, when whatever clusterfuck is released comes out and it's proven to be poo poo, there will be news articles/YouTube documentaries/etc. However, the Internet has a short attention span.


After a few years, long after Ben dies of a heart attack, Wulf will be moderating a forum dedicated to the 30 people still playing Arena Commander waiting for the next patch that'll include their $1000 ships they preordered with no delivery date. Tucked away in their corner of the Internet until Wulf gets an email- it's from Disco Lando, and he wants to recreate the magic of the Star Citizen universe with a new game called "Star Commander." And they launch a Kickstarter to begin the cycle anew.

As much as it'd be hilarious to see it explode in some WorldCom like scenario, the sad fact of the matter is the fanbase is going to keep this thing alive for as long as it possibly can. Expect to see places spammed with referral links and recruitment on forums. The money will slowly trickle down and Roberts will slowly keep letting people go, selling off assets and just working on his Squadron 42 movie. If there is no game, expect the 10 hour movie to be released. That's obviously the only thing Roberts cared about and its probably where he blew a large portion of the budget.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

El Grillo posted:

This would make sense then, cheers for the explanation.

Just for fun I thought I'd check out how much one of their biggest software license overheads is - CryEngine commercial license can be $1.2 million per year. (although presumably they price it on a case by case basis)

Game devs are expensive animals!

Recoome
Nov 9, 2013

Matter of fact, I'm salty now.

Eonwe posted:

He is just a creative soul who wanted to cut the cake in concentric circles

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
One of the other big problems is that tech types that decide they're "Creative Visionaries" decide they basically want to behave like Steve Jobs, because the idea of being a successful egomaniacal rear end in a top hat with a personality cult appeals to them. The problem is for every one of them that somehow pulls it off, there're dozens that fail because they end up alienating their employees, fail to heed criticism, and just generally run their business headlong into the ground because they thought too much of themselves.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Chalks posted:

Get your refunds in now folks, last chance before the money dries up!

All joking aside, this is the last call for refunds, cry later and you get laughed at.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Eonwe posted:

I can't wait to see the posts when CIG folds and the whales are publicly crying about fraud and 'WE JUST DIDNT KNOW, ALL MY MONEY IS GONE'

Gonna own

I would also love seeing these shitheels freak out and I will have no sympathy for them going by how absolutely disgusting they are acting towards anyone that dares criticize crobizzle/SC.

like come the gently caress on, death threats? fb stalking people and balckmailing them? sexual harassment? bigotry? yeah, im going to enjoy watching these fuckers watch their dreams crash and burn in the most spectacular fashion.

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



The Saddest Robot posted:

Anyways for all the making GBS threads on the concept art.

Concept art by necessity IS lazy and takes all the shortcuts it can. This isn't to say it doesn't take a lot of skill and talent to do, but whenever they can save time by using a photo resource as a basis and paint over it, they can. They'll routinely mash together a bunch of photo resources and clean it up and paint over it to get a painting out in the timeframe allotted. A productive concept artist will only spend a few hours in a single painting since they might be expected to crank out several in a day for the design team to look at and critique. It's just meant to convey some ideas about design, layout, overall look and tone. They are not meant to be production pieces to show off to the public except in a design/making of book.

If that poster weren't a poster then the fact that the Hilton logos are still on the building sides if you look closely and that the people are just painted over would be fine. It's just meant to convey some ideas, after all. It's for some producers to look at and say yes, that's the kind of aesthetic and design we're looking for, except could you change _____.

The fact that they took this concept art and made it a centerpiece of the convention is kind of wtf though. Especially for a project that is banking so much on the visuals carrying people's interest.
they even gave out signed and numbered copies as part of their con

Dapper Dan posted:

The whole affair is really pathetic. In any other arena besides self or crowd funding, Roberts would have been alternatively laughed and booed off the stage. He'd be fired so loving fast he wouldn't know what hit him. Say what you will about producers and managers, they are there to help guide you and make sure poo poo gets done. Pressure helps with the process because it forces you to commit to something. Usually you are pressured by time or budget or publishers/people, but Roberts has had none of that.

He has no investors to hold him accountable, no timetable that he has to be held to and his budget seemingly has no cap (until now). His community needed to hold his feet to the fire years ago. They had to act as the critical point. Because they were the only thing that could possibly pressure him into doing something. As it turns out, they are a bunch of deluded sycophants. They are completely unwilling to pressure him into doing anything and silence any criticism. There is absolutely no pressure on Roberts to produce from his community, which is probably the worst I've ever seen on the internet. That's why they had poo poo to show for it. Roberts is not willing to listen to any constructive criticism and refuses all help. He can do it. And why not? He's got a community he can milk for money whenever the well runs low. Except, as others have stated, they're feeling the pressure now. The ponzi scheme is wavering and there is only so much blood you can get from a stone. That con is not going to convince any new backers so they need the community to do it for them. The only pressure they have on them is to get as much money as they can to keep this poo poo going.
well there are 5 investors who should be raking them over the coals if they weren't being taken advantage of

bootcha i hope you're getting a lawyer at this point

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
Ah it's the guy from Holby. "This is MY hospital".

And the person who erases all memory of her dead friends is sacrificing herself like Sandi.

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

they even gave out signed and numbered copies as part of their con

well there are 5 investors who should be raking them over the coals if they weren't being taken advantage of

bootcha i hope you're getting a lawyer at this point

yeah i dont know why bootcha isn't going to town on mush mouth crobizzle. if i were in bootcha's shoes i'd be demanding to see their accounts or demand whatever profits my contract entitles me to and get the gently caress out of the whole affair.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Agrajag posted:

I would also love seeing these shitheels freak out and I will have no sympathy for them going by how absolutely disgusting they are acting towards anyone that dares criticize crobizzle/SC.

like come the gently caress on, death threats? fb stalking people and balckmailing them? sexual harassment? bigotry? yeah, im going to enjoy watching these fuckers watch their dreams crash and burn in the most spectacular fashion.

Agreed, but extend that to anyone invested enough in SC to be making 'let's not be a dick guys' groups the whole time. I've been vaguely following this game enough to know that it was a toxic shithole from the very start and if you touched the poop you touched the poop.

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
Oh of course loving Chris Roberts has a cameo with a smug loving salute.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Going to be awesome when octopode suck-starts a 12-gauge :neckbeard:

I don't wish harm to anyone, Octopode's problem has always been that he thinks he's smarter than anyone else, and he choose to express that by completely unjustified faith in a game that was always intended to be revolutionary run by distinctly below average D list celebs and con artists.

Octopode himself is probably worth several Chris Roberts, and several dozen Sandi Gardiner's. Octopode I hope you've ok mate and I miss arguing with you about how poo poo this game was going to be.

Meanwhile, Warcrimes suck it down.

AP fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Oct 11, 2015

BluestreakBTHR
Oct 2, 2015

Fucking Star Citizen True Believers are passive-aggressive douchebags. Sorry if I have the ability to use my critical thinking skills. I didn't drink the Kool-Aid, motherfuckers.

That's me trying way too hard to fit in here. Please accept me, I need validation. I'm very depressed.
Grimey Drawer

Chalks posted:

Just for fun I thought I'd check out how much one of their biggest software license overheads is - CryEngine commercial license can be $1.2 million per year. (although presumably they price it on a case by case basis)

Game devs are expensive animals!

CIG outright purchased the CryEngine source code.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


If someone wanted to craft it I think there is potential for great rabble-rousing agitation if someone could eloquently point out that the current ship sales are all going towards Goon refunds and that loyal backers' money should not be used by CIG to allow cowardly goons to get everything back having also been privy to enjoying the development process, which is essentially stealing.

If someone could encapsulate that into a hashtag, like #MyShipIsNotYourRent and start to sprinkle it around to generate dissent. Whip up a real Kim Davis-type sentiment about standing up to right and wrong. It might help fracture their cohesive dogma into a schismatic belief.

Loxbourne
Apr 6, 2011

Tomorrow, doom!
But now, tea.

Agrajag posted:

if i were in bootcha's shoes i'd be demanding to see their accounts or demand whatever profits my contract entitles me to and get the gently caress out of the whole affair.

I'd be very interested to see his contract, given he's mentioned "threats" to buy him out and some kind of penalty if he makes himself too much of an "rear end in a top hat".

Seriously bootcha, there are whole firms full of lawyers who specialise in this very situation. They have all manner of ways to pull proper financials out of CIG. Hell, given the notoriety you could possibly get something pro bono for the name recognition.

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


unreal engine 4 is free to develop with and only has a royalty attached, which makes them sticking with cryengine all that much more silly

ShredsYouSay
Sep 22, 2011

How's his widow holding up?
I like Netflix's description of Wing Commander

Netflix posted:

Two cocky pilots are Earth's only hope. An old story, but this time it's 2654 and cat aliens can jump through space

The film is godawful though, and illustrates how bad Squadron 42 will be story wise.

Nalin
Sep 29, 2007

Hair Elf

OhDearGodNo posted:

That bug is a shining example over how they've been running in place for at least a year.

I mean, of course it wasn't going to work.

When did they ever think it was ok to spend a year building what could be equaled as a game in itself and then try to merge the two together so far along the process.

I think someone there finally realized that they've completely hosed up the past couple years, and in order to actually progress they've had to take a massive step back and begin anew for much of the game. However, this means they had to focus on one of the modules to be the new "core" and develop from that point. I'm speculating, but given the presentation it seems like the F42 module was the one to use.

this would explain a few things:

- Why the released footage doesn't match or even show as much progression as the earlier builds.
- Why some of the bugs appear to be from things that should have been fixed long ago
- Why Sataball, Zero G, and the Ender Arena was dropped
- Why the FPS demo included so many SQ42 assets

And most importantly it would explain why the previous SCRUM development has shifted and now all the modules are single builds- it's because all the separate ones are so divergent that they are impossible to merge at this point.

I am very sure you are absolutely correct. Didn't it take them a whole month to do that big code merge? I bet Illfonic was working with code that was so divergent from everything else that CIG just couldn't use it. That big code merge was probably when CIG realized their mistake and tried to save as much work as possible. I really wonder what happened that caused this situation to even exist in the first place.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ShredsYouSay posted:

I like Netflix's description of Wing Commander


The film is godawful though, and illustrates how bad Squadron 42 will be story wise.

"Home of the fabled Squadron 42"

taken directly from their "hype video" on the mocap sessions for their BDSSE

OWLS!
Sep 17, 2009

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Squadron 42 is such an awkward name even. It should clearly be 42nd Squadron.

Octopedo
Oct 11, 2015

by Cowcaster

AP posted:

I don't wish harm to anyone, Octopode's problem has always been that he thinks he's smarter than anyone else, and he choose to express that by completely unjustified faith in a game that was always intended to be revolutionary run by distinctly below average D list celebs and con artists.

Octopode himself is probably worth several Chris Roberts, and several dozen Sandi Gardiner's. Octopode I hope you've ok mate and I miss arguing with you about how poo poo this game was going to be.

While I'm sure you're enjoying playing armchair capitalist, I'd encourage you to stop. It's fun for you, but embarrassing as hell for everyone else, like watching a guy pretend to be a successful small business owner when all he's selling is $1 cold water and $10 stolen watches on the street corner. It's just pathetic. Get some money of your own to play with or keep your investment fantasies to yourself like a sane person.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
It seems pretty clear at this point they just chucked anything illfonic had touched, I might be wrong but that's the way it looked to me. They redid the skeleton 8 times, I don't see any reason to believe the Roberts wouldn't want to wipe them from history.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Octopedo posted:

While I'm sure you're enjoying playing armchair capitalist, I'd encourage you to stop. It's fun for you, but embarrassing as hell for everyone else, like watching a guy pretend to be a successful small business owner when all he's selling is $1 cold water and $10 stolen watches on the street corner. It's just pathetic. Get some money of your own to play with or keep your investment fantasies to yourself like a sane person.

You're a $10 gimmick acount, that's not very funny.

Stones, glass houses and all that.

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Octopedo posted:

but embarrassing as hell for everyone else

Nope. Shutup.

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

BluestreakBTHR posted:

CIG outright purchased the CryEngine source code.

Well, the commercial licence does come with the source code and cig are on the rather exclusive list of commercial licence holders on the crytech website so I imagine they're in the 1.2mil per year club of there abouts. Might even be more if they hyped how successful they thought the game would be during negotiations!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I'm beginning to suspect that Octopedo is yet another seraph's alt.

Octopedo
Oct 11, 2015

by Cowcaster

AP posted:

That's not very funny.
No, it's not funny at all. It's also not a joke.

Seriously, why would you think successful people like myself would be interested in a randopoor's investment advice? I'm doing well, that's why I have disposable income. You don't, so why not just pipe down about investments until you've got grownup income, kay?

Great. Thanks.

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



Sarsapariller posted:

Sadly Wulf Knight was unable to e-beg the community into crowdfunding his Con visit, so he got someone to make Croberts and Sandi cuddle a stuffed wolf in his place. 100% well adjusted behavior.

https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/3ob14a/once_again_members_of_this_community_astound/

how has no one photoshopped a dick onto this yet

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

they even gave out signed and numbered copies as part of their con

well there are 5 investors who should be raking them over the coals if they weren't being taken advantage of

bootcha i hope you're getting a lawyer at this point

I forgot about that. Yeah, those investors should be demanding to see the books right about now and asking what the gently caress is going on. If they refuse, CIG is pretty much violating their rights as investors. That's like, rule number 1 of what an investor can do. At least in a private company.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Octopedo posted:

No, it's not funny at all. It's also not a joke.

Seriously, why would you think successful people like myself would be interested in a randopoor's investment advice? I'm doing well, that's why I have disposable income. You don't, so why not just pipe down about investments until you've got grownup income, kay?

Great. Thanks.

UNFUNNNY

Dapper Dan
Dec 16, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

Octopedo posted:

While I'm sure you're enjoying playing armchair capitalist, I'd encourage you to stop. It's fun for you, but embarrassing as hell for everyone else, like watching a guy pretend to be a successful small business owner when all he's selling is $1 cold water and $10 stolen watches on the street corner. It's just pathetic. Get some money of your own to play with or keep your investment fantasies to yourself like a sane person.

You can't even recognize a clear pyramid scheme, so you don't have any right to talk.

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away

Octopedo posted:

No, it's not funny at all. It's also not a joke.

Seriously, why would you think successful people like myself would be interested in a randopoor's investment advice? I'm doing well, that's why I have disposable income. You don't, so why not just pipe down about investments until you've got grownup income, kay?

Great. Thanks.

Paladinus posted:

I'm beginning to suspect that Octopedo is yet another seraph's alt.

Octopedo
Oct 11, 2015

by Cowcaster

AP posted:

UNFUNNNY
Keep trying to distract everyone from the embarrassing fact that you're an obnoxious wageslave offering unsolicited financial advice to internet strangers that are much, much more financially savvy than yourself. I think it's working.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Octopedo posted:

Keep trying to distract everyone from the embarrassing fact that you're an obnoxious wageslave offering unsolicited financial advice to internet strangers that are much, much more financially savvy than yourself. I think it's working.

last pity reply.

Flatulance-a-lot
Jun 3, 2011


Apparently you need to be a firefighter to recognize that a building is on fire.

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006

Hopper posted:

The guy is unemployed, spends a shitload on SC and obviously has severe mental problems if he weeps at people taking pictures for him at Citcon because he did not make it...across the pond, on a flight that would have costs several hundred dollars, for a presentation of a video game, in a Manchester Airport hangar of all places.

If you ask me, DickWulf is beyond help. Somebody should do him a favour and take him behind the barn. Some people are irredeemably lost to mankind.

The hilarious thing is that he could have sold some ships and got an airflight-hotel package deal for around $800-$1000. The hotel he would be staying in would be within walking distance of the hangar.

If the guy can buy $10,000+ in .jpgs, he can buy a round-trip airline ticket and a two night hotel stay.

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Octopedo
Oct 11, 2015

by Cowcaster

myschef posted:

Apparently you need to be a firefighter to recognize that a building is on fire.

If by "fire" you mean "flooded", and by "on" you mean "with money".

Chris Roberts had more money donated to him today than most of you will earn this decade. Perhaps that's where some of this bitterness is coming from?

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