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BlackJesus posted:Well congrats, you may have yourself a win over a some guy with a GED that pulls security at Wall-Mart at night. I guess that's how you have to finance your living expanses these days? Cant be from LOD or your previous "hits" and certainly cant be from all the poo poo you throw around while under the protection of your internet connection. Word-warrior. loving word-ninja even. same
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KillHour posted:Screw you guys. I have my own unfinished video game I'm supposed to be working on, and instead I'm sitting here reading about this one. This has been the best unfinished video game I've never played.
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I always loved this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwjj4e1VRfc
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CrazyLoon posted:TBH, so what if all that effort ultimately didn't go towards an actual game? I really REALLY liked the art and the vids for themselves, regardless of purpose. My favorite featuring that work is still... The propaganda films were so good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IhjG43Ckiw
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Klyith posted:You'd need to dig up the old GBS StarCitizen thread from that time to see the shitposting and mockery This was a good one. Love that first page lol, nice going Agrajag http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=36110017
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Omi-Polari posted:I always loved this: TBH I would not be surprised in the least if the current cultists come up with something disturbingly similar in theme, though obviously unironic and nowhere near as stylish, to rope other suckers into this.
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Omi-Polari posted:I always loved this: This is still one of my favorite things to come out of Star Citizen. It's still goons taking the piss (as they say across the pond) out of Chris Roberts hero worship even back when they were pretty sure the game was going to come out. Also Beer was always the best poster Beer4TheBeerGod posted:I hate the word 'Verse more than anything else. This isn't loving Serenity, come up with your own fracking term. Sushi in Yiddish fucked around with this message at 06:45 on Oct 24, 2015 |
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Omi-Polari posted:I always loved this: that loving ron paul bumper sticker on the ship lol
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Klyith posted:whooooo cares this is laugh at CIG thread, not the definitively prove corporate mismanagement with corroborated on the record video testimony thread in a world of hearsay and libel, the last best hope for news reporters everywhere is an aging comedy forum this summer, it’s about ethics in gaming journalism truly, it is Something Awful
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Omi-Polari posted:I always loved this: More apt than ever.
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BlackJesus posted:Well congrats, you may have yourself a win over a some guy with a GED that pulls security at Wall-Mart at night. I guess that's how you have to finance your living expanses these days? Cant be from LOD or your previous "hits" and certainly cant be from all the poo poo you throw around while under the protection of your internet connection. Word-warrior. loving word-ninja even. Are you the crazy guy who was suggesting Smart was going to be murdered by middle america?
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OriginalPseudonym posted:in a world of hearsay and libel, the last best hope for news reporters everywhere is an aging comedy forum Rob Schneider as Derek Smart.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:remember when there was an FPS module? Can't say that I do. I remember when there was an FPS module that was two weeks away though.
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D1E posted:Uh, if she actually denied employment to candidates on the basis of their skin color, age, or whether or not they possessed pubic hair, the government might give a poo poo. Pubes are not a protected class.
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Sappo569 posted:Re: CIG going to the movies People will be paying effectively for the team not working but they won't notice. 
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I am not a fan of the way Chris Roberts pronounces "aegis".
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A Neurotic Jew posted:remember when there was an FPS module? its all part of the baby pu now everything is baby pu
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Torpor posted:I am not a fan of the way Chris Roberts pronounces "aegis". This is one of the words I see everyone mispronounce. Much like the GIF format.
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joats posted:This is one of the words I see everyone mispronounce. Much like the GIF format. You better be on the hard g crowd. If your saying it like Jif, then, well, your wrong.
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I like to find out what everybody else pronounces gif as, then do the opposite.
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grimcreaper posted:You better be on the hard g crowd. If your saying it like Jif, then, well, your wrong. Truth right here, unless of course you pronounce the word "graphics" as "jirafics."
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grimcreaper posted:You better be on the hard g crowd. If your saying it like Jif, then, well, your wrong. Now we are at war.
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We'll remember you You poor souls You poor slaves They're building a game on your broken backs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3b3VKt0bqw&t=183s
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Roadbeer posted:I have my own theory on why he knows so much about Gizmondo. (SC thoughts on Derek Smart's next blog)
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grimcreaper posted:You better be on the hard g crowd. If your saying it like Jif, then, well, your wrong. Aegis is mispronounced relative to the original (ee-jis) because we've lost the ᴁ ligature and had two major pronunciation shifts of common usage since the word was first transliterated from greek. aegis had a long e like the ae in archaeology but since then ae became a short a like in aesthetics or a long a like in aeronautics These days an unfamiliar word with an ᴁ will often be pronounced as spelled, with a long a, and being "correct" isn't a help when people think you're dumb for saying eejis.
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joats posted:(This theory brought to you by years of being an truck driver and listening to a lot of Art Bell) His ramblings about Benghazi is even funnier now.
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Im watching this video of Croberts under the concord and it just makes me want to cry; like he seems to genuinly want this poo poo to go but it just seems so ambitious. LIke sure he can do it all, and check the boxes for the funding levels; but make it actually all really work together and be fun? um... I mean jesus loving christ; the mocap and all that is nice but that isn't a game. Edit: Chris Roberts reminds me of Jeffrey Skilling. interestingly enough. Torpor fucked around with this message at 08:49 on Oct 24, 2015 |
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Chris Roberts always has the most clueless chucklefuck expression, is that because he's coked up so bad he has no idea what he's doing or just that he has no idea what he's doing?
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Can anyone list the the features the cultists have wanted in the game but someone in an official capacity replied that wouldn't be possible? I'm not talking about the really ridiculous poo poo like trucking dead space sex slaves that was ignored, I want to know when at any point someone at CIG replied with "no, we can't do that" as opposed to "that's a great idea, we'll implement that".
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skaboomizzy posted:Can anyone list the the features the cultists have wanted in the game but someone in an official capacity replied that wouldn't be possible? I'm not talking about the really ridiculous poo poo like trucking dead space sex slaves that was ignored, I want to know when at any point someone at CIG replied with "no, we can't do that" as opposed to "that's a great idea, we'll implement that". Let me find a link, but the SC community did want prostitute AI and Developer body scans for NPC models in the game. (Not together of course)
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joats posted:Let me find a link, but the SC community did want prostitute AI and Developer body scans for NPC models in the game. Yeah, I know the player community is nuts, but I'm more interested in if there's anything the devs said "  nope" to or if they just green-lit everything they thought would make them money (no matter how impractical) and ignored everything they couldn't do.ETA: I just want a feel for how much they fed the "all things to all gamers" mania. skaboomizzy fucked around with this message at 09:08 on Oct 24, 2015 |
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Eonwe posted:Devian666 the prophet In another 2 years this burning train wreck will be over.
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skaboomizzy posted:ETA: I just want a feel for how much they fed the "all things to all gamers" mania. at this point they have hundreds of hours of video content that mostly consists of all things to all gamers promises so you could say they had a hand in the hype
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Omi-Polari posted:I always loved this: This is so loving good. That Ron Paul sticker. 
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Good morning, citizens. I gather nothing of interest is happening, as people post cool old vids?
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Paladinus posted:Good morning, citizens. I gather nothing of interest is happening, as people post cool old vids? No only people getting angry in the live stream. They were really pissed off that we didn't sing the praises of CRoberts and catch his load in our mouths. They are desperately hoping there's no issue and they don't want an audit carried out in case everything falls apart. It's irrational.
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Dear CIG staffer assigned to reading this thread, Since your recent event to talk about your game failed to contain any gameplay or discussion of that gameplay I want to help. For an example of how to host a convention and give actual information about your game and changes coming to it, please refer to this clip from CCP's EVE Vegas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8K9b7CEWOE Hope this helps.
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