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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

I met up with my little brother the other day and managed to talk at him about my Star Citizen referral code for a good half hour, as he had never heard of it to this point. He thinks Derek Smart sounds like a dickhead though (I think Derek's preferred term is "internet warlord"). It persuaded him to actually download Alpha 2.0 and give it a try and he's apparently enjoying it quite a bit :cool:

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Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Scruffpuff posted:

I agree with all of this, but the line isn't always as easy to define. I offer a real life example: I had a coworker who was excellent at his job. For some reason, the CEO started to be a real bastard to this guy, tasking him with impossible jobs, etc. Over about a year, the guy started stressing out and making all kinds of mistakes. In the end, he was fired. Now during that year of decline, anyone could have easily made fun of him for being "bad at his job." And they would have been right, but that doesn't take into account the environment that created that decline in performance.

Never mind any one person at CIG - the whole organization is full of dysfunction. There's crazy amounts of stress, paranoia, pressure I can't even imagine, and there's this one guy at the top who's responsible for it all. It's fun to make fun of all the dumb quotes and missteps taken by all the employees along the way, but I don't have all the facts. Can they really all be this dumb all the time, or is much of this the result of the natural breakdown most humans feel under incredible strain? Imagine what it must be like right now to work in the UK studio for example. If Erin Roberts suddenly flipped out, I'm not sure I'd find it all that funny. There are lots of laughs to be had here, but I feel a little guilty since it's mixed so finely with tragedy.

It's different when you're at the very top of the company, you have all the power to make it not a shitshow. Then when your stress at the obvious dumpsterfire of your own making manifests as abusing subordinates and blaming them for all your mistakes then you're a lovely person with a lovely personality. I'll creep on about that all day.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

I agree fully that it would be silly to expect it to release in "a state like Freelancer"

DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD

106m spent on spacewhale humping physics

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Kai Tave posted:

This is the one and only time I'll play armchair psychoanalyst re: Star Citizen and Pathfinder Online and the like. Someone in the PFO thread summed it up rather perfectly I think when they said that it's not games so much that these folks are craving but some kind of virtual reality. That's why you get people wanting to mix drinks and tend stables and be innkeepers and hide in boxes and spinning these wild, entirely fabricated daydreams about life in the 'verse and poo poo, because what they're actually hoping they're funding is some sort of proto-holodeck where they can plug in their VR headset and immersive flight joysticks and be transported to another world entirely.

I'm not suggesting that literally every person who backs something like this is trying to escape their lives or something, I'm sure far more people backed Star Citizen simply because they thought (for some reason) that Chris Roberts would give them a cool new game to play, but by and large those folks are probably the silent majority that don't post stuff like the Stimpire or suggest that there should be space airliners with space stewardesses and a drink mixing minigame. Like, it's been brought up here multiple times over the last 5,000 or so posts (and gently caress off if you think I'm going back and looking for who said it when) that the sort of person who wants drink mixing minigames and space news vans and poo poo isn't the sort of person who's seriously played video games in the last 20 years or so, and yeah, that's probably right. Because they aren't actually after a video game, and their bizarre requests for ridiculous content and strange essays about a fictional video game that exists only within their heads is pretty strong evidence of that.

They want Chris Roberts to be the one to finally deliver this fully immersive, seamless fantasy they've concocted. I don't know why they think he can do it when as far as I can tell his list of accomplishments begins and ends at "made Wing Commander," but he's speaking their language when he agrees that there's going to be seamless orbit-to-surface landings and procedurally generated flora and fauna and so they'll happily keep throwing money at him in the hopes that this project achieves some kind of critical mass, or hell, maybe just to keep the dream going at this point.

Is this game some sort of pyramid scheme?

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

Nooooo you motherfukre :ohdear:

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

Bootcha posted:

This will be the most direct thing I will have said.

You know that old adage about "act with what you know"? Those words, used by Sandi in that recorded talent tape, were used on someone within CS dead in front of the Santa Monica HR person. The CS person was not fired that day. The CS person left.

Chelsea did come from a hospitality background. Sandi could learn something from the hospitality industry.

Like work ethic, and teamwork, and responsibility, and service...

And humility.

Thanks for this. I'll just copy and paste next time someone whiteknights Sandi. She really in Something Awful Dot Com

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/237756/delta-colony-new-fansite#latest

That Lethality idiot ran a site for some other space game http://www.askajedi.com/

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib

JaucheCharly posted:

Is this game some sort of pyramid scheme?

No, because the idea behind a pyramid scheme, at least in theory, is that you have a chance to get rich yourself, generally at the expense of some other lower layer of suckers. There is no pyramid here, CIG is basically in the business of selling people their own repackaged daydreams with a glossy coat of CryEngine paint to make them seem more plausible.

I would say that what a lot of these people actually want is something like a tabletop roleplaying game where they genuinely can try sneaking aboard starships in crates and fighting space pirates and exploring strange new worlds to their hearts' content, all powered by their own imagination, except the problem is that TRPGs actually require you to make some friends (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) in order to play them and I look at some of the backers that keep coming up over and over in this thread and man, I don't know how plausible that scenario actually is.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

AP posted:

That Lethality idiot ran a site for some other space game http://www.askajedi.com/
The photo gallery is quite a sight.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

I must admit, the crashing spaceships are marvelously representative of the entire project. The prettiest-looking dumpster fire with all the fidelity you could ever want.

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

Bootcha posted:

This will be the most direct thing I will have said.

You know that old adage about "act with what you know"? Those words, used by Sandi in that recorded talent tape, were used on someone within CS dead in front of the Santa Monica HR person. The CS person was not fired that day. The CS person left.

Chelsea did come from a hospitality background. Sandi could learn something from the hospitality industry.

Like work ethic, and teamwork, and responsibility, and service...

And humility.

Please tell me this isn't real, that's just beyond awful... :(

B_of_InfoRedux
Oct 6, 2015

WANT A MELTDOWN? KEEP READING FROM YOUR MOTHERS BASEMENTS WHILE YOU BEAT YOUR TINY DICK SECRETLY THINKING OF SANDI YOU HYPOCRITICAL PIECES OF HUMAN GARBAGE.
Get sick and rest for one day, come back to 30 pages deep. Goddamn this thread moves fast.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Kai Tave posted:

This is the one and only time I'll play armchair psychoanalyst re: Star Citizen and Pathfinder Online and the like. Someone in the PFO thread summed it up rather perfectly I think when they said that it's not games so much that these folks are craving but some kind of virtual reality. That's why you get people wanting to mix drinks and tend stables and be innkeepers and hide in boxes and spinning these wild, entirely fabricated daydreams about life in the 'verse and poo poo, because what they're actually hoping they're funding is some sort of proto-holodeck where they can plug in their VR headset and immersive flight joysticks and be transported to another world entirely.

I'm not suggesting that literally every person who backs something like this is trying to escape their lives or something, I'm sure far more people backed Star Citizen simply because they thought (for some reason) that Chris Roberts would give them a cool new game to play, but by and large those folks are probably the silent majority that don't post stuff like the Stimpire or suggest that there should be space airliners with space stewardesses and a drink mixing minigame. Like, it's been brought up here multiple times over the last 5,000 or so posts (and gently caress off if you think I'm going back and looking for who said it when) that the sort of person who wants drink mixing minigames and space news vans and poo poo isn't the sort of person who's seriously played video games in the last 20 years or so, and yeah, that's probably right. Because they aren't actually after a video game, and their bizarre requests for ridiculous content and strange essays about a fictional video game that exists only within their heads is pretty strong evidence of that.

They want Chris Roberts to be the one to finally deliver this fully immersive, seamless fantasy they've concocted. I don't know why they think he can do it when as far as I can tell his list of accomplishments begins and ends at "made Wing Commander," but he's speaking their language when he agrees that there's going to be seamless orbit-to-surface landings and procedurally generated flora and fauna and so they'll happily keep throwing money at him in the hopes that this project achieves some kind of critical mass, or hell, maybe just to keep the dream going at this point.

Don't forget these are the most boring people in the planet and, when given the choice to dream as big as they can they say "poker!", "crates!", "winamp in space!".

quote:

Had an idea, want to hear your thoughts. self.starcitizen

submitted 12 hours ago by Ravenous222

I'm not sure if this has been discussed before or not so please forgive me if I'm beating a dead horse here. But I thought it would be really cool to see card games and other such activities in the game. For instance say you're on a long voyage somewhere or just hanging out in your ship with nothing to do. You and your crew could play a few rounds of poker or blackjack or what have you. Also I was thinking it would be neat to see entertainment modules, where you could have something along the lines of poker tables, pool tables, jukebox, etc. You could turn ships into floating casinos or have a place for gambling on your cruiseliner for guests. It could be very profitable and something extra to add to immersion in the game. Thoughts? :)

Ledenko
Aug 10, 2012

quote:

You know that old adage about "act with what you know"? Those words, used by Sandi in that recorded talent tape, were used on someone within CS dead in front of the Santa Monica HR person. The CS person was not fired that day. The CS person left.

I must be really dense because I don't understand what happened there, can someone explain using stupid people words?

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013

Ledenko posted:

I must be really dense because I don't understand what happened there, can someone explain using stupid people words?

Sandi's a terrible person who does terrible things to employees, who then leave the company due to how terrible she is. HR sucks at their job and didn't step in to stop Sandi being a terrible person.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Ledenko posted:

I must be really dense because I don't understand what happened there, can someone explain using stupid people words?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuOxMtlHRcE

The words you hear there at the start? Sandi literally used those exact words to chew out a person in public (in front of also the Human Resources (kadrovska po naše) person) someone within the Customer Support divison of CIG, to the point where they left soon after, according to Bootcha.

Nisi tok butast. Samo malo bolj podrobna angleščina je tole.

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 11:19 on Feb 1, 2016

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Sandi's a terrible person who does terrible things to employees, who then leave the company due to how terrible she is. HR sucks at their job and didn't step in to stop Sandi being a terrible person.

"I'm being too nice." -at the end

Jesus loving christ, what a harpy.

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

CrazyLoon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuOxMtlHRcE

The words you hear there at the start? Sandi literally used those exact words to chew out (as in, demean in public in front of other employees and the Human Resources (kadrovska po naše) person) someone within the Customer Support divison of CIG, to the point where they left soon after, according to Bootcha.

Nisi tok butast. Samo malo bolj podrobna angleščina je tole.

Come on, this can't be true. I mean that's like comic book villain level poo poo.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssss sssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssss

Gravy Boat 2k

Is the PVP slider the knob at the top?

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Iglocska posted:

Come on, this can't be true. I mean that's like comic book villain level poo poo.

Bootcha seems to think it was, and he definitely has people he might still talk to in CIG. And given the depths of her narcissism in her letter exchange with Beer, I definitely would not rule it out as an impossibility by this point.

But :shrug:

DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD
I haven't heard a single loving word from Sandi that made me want to be interested in this loving abortion. Chris was cool for a while because he was confident in his vision, and he made a couple of working products, but who the gently caress even was Sandi? Even when she was narrating poo poo, like the excellent youtube production of "please make us a spaceship we don't know how to do that here is the community spaceship now" the internet TV show, I can't think of someone doing a more wooden presentation. That is the opposite of good marketing.

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

CrazyLoon posted:

Bootcha seems to think it was, and he definitely has had links to CIG before. And given the depths of her narcissism in her letter exchange with Beer, I definitely would not rule it out as an impossibility by this point.

But :shrug:

Oh I believe it if Bootcha says so, I meant more how loving unbelievable the crap is that goes on at CIG...

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer


Didn't they'd said this about the counter increasing by the profit on a physical item.

AP fucked around with this message at 11:26 on Feb 1, 2016

Iglocska
Nov 23, 2015

Napoleon Bonaparty posted:

I haven't heard a single loving word from Sandi that made me want to be interested in this loving abortion. Chris was cool for a while because he was confident in his vision, and he made a couple of working products, but who the gently caress even was Sandi? Even when she was narrating poo poo, like the excellent youtube production of "please make us a spaceship we don't know how to do that here is the community spaceship now" the internet TV show, I can't think of someone doing a more wooden presentation. That is the opposite of good marketing.

Quite honestly I always liked the enthusiasm of Disco Lando, but Sandi's stuff I always found cringe worthy.

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib

trucutru posted:

Don't forget these are the most boring people in the planet and, when given the choice to dream as big as they can they say "poker!", "crates!", "winamp in space!".

It's like, okay, space combat? Dogfights? Shootmans? You can get that stuff in any game. If I had to guess I'd say these folks think that "immersion" means "an unrealistic and tedious recreation of every single bit of existence right down to the mundane poo poo most normal folks couldn't care less about" because otherwise what you have is just a game and not a fully immersive experience. Notice that this is that dude's exact argument. Hey, wouldn't it be immersive to have poker and jukeboxes and stuff? And while we're at it, why don't video game characters ever have to go to the bathroom? To these folks, all that boring poo poo is necessary for a game to transcend being a thing you play for XX hours and put away into a thing you lose yourself in for decades or whatever.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

2DCAT posted:

Is the PVP slider the knob at the top?

It's the knob behind the camera.

Kai Tave posted:

It's like, okay, space combat? Dogfights? Shootmans? You can get that stuff in any game. If I had to guess I'd say these folks think that "immersion" means "an unrealistic and tedious recreation of every single bit of existence right down to the mundane poo poo most normal folks couldn't care less about" because otherwise what you have is just a game and not a fully immersive experience. Notice that this is that dude's exact argument. Hey, wouldn't it be immersive to have poker and jukeboxes and stuff? And while we're at it, why don't video game characters ever have to go to the bathroom? To these folks, all that boring poo poo is necessary for a game to transcend being a thing you play for XX hours and put away into a thing you lose yourself in for decades or whatever.

So what they want is Postal 2, basically.

DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD

Iglocska posted:

Quite honestly I always liked the enthusiasm of Disco Lando, but Sandi's stuff I always found cringe worthy.

Dude, Disco Lando is so unironically out of fashion and obviously crazy that I want to have a beer with him or seven in real life. He is both perfect for Star Citizen and the insanity that surrounds it.

DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD

Tippis posted:

It's the knob behind the camera.

:golfclap:

Lochness_Hamster
Sep 27, 2007
Also remember Ryan Dancey was the man behind 80 dollar monocles in EVE

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


someone get disco lando an account on here, he is having an underdog popularity boom today

Ledenko
Aug 10, 2012
gently caress, I WAS being dense - I was wondering why "act with what you know" would be words that are the breaking point in someone quitting their job. Then I watched the video and it slowly clicked. Thanks and hvala, Whiskey and Loon.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
Brian Dickson was a producer on Around the Verse (..... .....season 1... .... .... lol).

Brian Dickson on linkedin

quote:

Lead Video Producer
Cloud Imperium Games
February 2013 – March 2014 (1 year 2 months)

Executive Producer
Dickson Cox Productions
January 2011 – Present (5 years 2 months)Los Angeles
EP of development for multiple realty shows and scripted mini series. Clients include Cloud Imperium Games, Discovery Channel and more.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

AP posted:

Brian Dickson was a producer on Around the Verse (..... .....season 1... .... .... lol).

Brian Dickson on linkedin

is this a thing?

DISCO KING
Oct 30, 2012

STILL
TRYING
TOO
HARD

alf_pogs posted:

someone get disco lando an account on here, he is having an underdog popularity boom today



Criminal levels of swag

BluestreakBTHR
Oct 2, 2015

Fucking Star Citizen True Believers are passive-aggressive douchebags. Sorry if I have the ability to use my critical thinking skills. I didn't drink the Kool-Aid, motherfuckers.

That's me trying way too hard to fit in here. Please accept me, I need validation. I'm very depressed.
Grimey Drawer

pftc posted:

Thank you for clarifying. I was confused by that. Now, if you could upload it somewhere where I don't have to refresh the page if I wanted to playback a certain part, that would be wonderful.

Yeah. I'll get right on that.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

is this a thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3aa2DEWTzk&t=161s

It's another video production company I haven't seen mentioned before.



Anyone know what the above ship is, right in the middle of Star Citizen stuff?

Another one
Trivial Productions [us]

AP fucked around with this message at 12:10 on Feb 1, 2016

KiddieGrinder
Nov 15, 2005

HELP ME

Is he seriously suggesting that they bought dozens of uber chic kitch designer furniture at a yard sale for pennies on the dollar or something?

And what the gently caress does he mean "remaindered"? Is he suggesting they saved money because they bought desks that were once part of a plane, so they're technically recycling or something? :psyduck:

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

KiddieGrinder posted:

Is he seriously suggesting that they bought dozens of uber chic kitch designer furniture at a yard sale for pennies on the dollar or something?

And what the gently caress does he mean "remaindered"? Is he suggesting they saved money because they bought desks that were once part of a plane, so they're technically recycling or something? :psyduck:

I have no clue.



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Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

KiddieGrinder posted:

Is he seriously suggesting that they bought dozens of uber chic kitch designer furniture at a yard sale for pennies on the dollar or something?

And what the gently caress does he mean "remaindered"? Is he suggesting they saved money because they bought desks that were once part of a plane, so they're technically recycling or something? :psyduck:

That post is from July 2014

When CIG had to do with non-restoration hardware

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