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anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

ahmeni posted:

jfc this is going to kill some children
except it's an indiegogo, i would bet a lot of money that the automated tethering as portrayed in the video was actually someone off-screen with a remote control

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The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
Piloted by a servant = automated so checks out, really

ahmeni
May 1, 2005

It's one continuous form where hardware and software function in perfect unison, creating a new generation of iPhone that's better by any measure.
Grimey Drawer
imagine someone turning on the bottle warmer but it's some bargain basement poo poo so it overheats and bursts into flames and then you're trying to get your baby out of a flaming carriage but the sensor automatically keeps it a foot in front of you while a slowly melting speaker groans out "wheels on the bus"

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill
keep going, im nearly there

GottaPayDaTrollToll
Dec 3, 2009

by Lowtax

ahmeni posted:

imagine someone turning on the bottle warmer but it's some bargain basement poo poo so it overheats and bursts into flames and then you're trying to get your baby out of a flaming carriage but the sensor automatically keeps it a foot in front of you while a slowly melting speaker groans out "wheels on the bus"

- scenes from the first, and last, bring your child to work day on space station 13

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

ahmeni posted:

imagine someone turning on the bottle warmer but it's some bargain basement poo poo so it overheats and bursts into flames and then you're trying to get your baby out of a flaming carriage but the sensor automatically keeps it a foot in front of you while a slowly melting speaker groans out "wheels on the bus"

lol

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

anthonypants posted:

except it's an indiegogo, i would bet that the carriage in the video is a cg composit

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

This is amazing just because of the female version of Tommy Wiseau at the start. What horrible accent is that anyhow?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


yoloer420 posted:

This is amazing just because of the female version of Tommy Wiseau at the start. What horrible accent is that anyhow?

Your av is epic win.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Wow, how has that piece of poo poo stroller raised over $86K?

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

anthonypants posted:

except it's an indiegogo, i would bet a lot of money that the automated tethering as portrayed in the video was actually someone off-screen with a remote control

its not even that, its just a cgi composite -- you can see the camera wiggling out of sync with the 3d render

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
other tells: the canopy material is stiff and comes out of nowhere.

the camera would need a much more robust mount than a clear canvas top

the lighted touch control panel built into plastic isnt even a thing that is possible -- if they ever make a real product rather than a scam, its gonna be a b&w lcd readout

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

Suspicious Dish posted:

other tells: the canopy material is stiff and comes out of nowhere.

the camera would need a much more robust mount than a clear canvas top

the lighted touch control panel built into plastic isnt even a thing that is possible -- if they ever make a real product rather than a scam, its gonna be a b&w lcd readout

The person behind it would have just been thinking: its just a long cell phone screen, easy right?!

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
yes, if there's one thing about my phone's screen, is that its easily readable in the outdoors with sunlight blasting down on it.

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

Citizen Tayne posted:

Wow, how has that piece of poo poo stroller raised over $86K?

because crowdfunding is awful and i'm really surprised there hasn't been government intervention yet

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
friend of mine linked me to this campaign. donate now before it really tanks on tuesday

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

heh

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
"Your contribution goes directly toward paying for the campaign staff"

"not authorized by any candidate or candidate's committee."

ok what the gently caress is this

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
actblue sites are always really slimy and they'll email you constantly if you give them anything

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

lancemantis posted:

actblue sites are always really slimy and they'll email you constantly if you give them anything

ah yes, like no other npo ever

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

theflyingexecutive posted:

ah yes, like no other npo ever

actblue in particular, though

i tried to unsubscribe once and it took me three tries before it 'took'

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

its really sad when goons will spend 15x on spaceship jpegs

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
actblue runs bernie's campaign donation site.

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

duTrieux. posted:

actblue in particular, though

i tried to unsubscribe once and it took me three tries before it 'took'

protip: never join the IEEE

they subscribe you to about a dozen different mailing lists

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

ahmeni posted:

imagine someone turning on the bottle warmer but it's some bargain basement poo poo so it overheats and bursts into flames and then you're trying to get your baby out of a flaming carriage but the sensor automatically keeps it a foot in front of you while a slowly melting speaker groans out "wheels on the bus"

mom tries to tip over the stroller but the wheels go full speed and spin the carriage and baby around, throwing sparks like those ground bloom fireworks

The Leck
Feb 27, 2001

Al! posted:

when I first started working, lots of people would bring their food on tiffins, but I think we're alone now.
just didn't want to let this go unnoticed

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

lomarf

craisins
May 17, 2004

A DRIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

computer parts posted:

protip: never join the IEEE

they subscribe you to about a dozen different mailing lists

after I got my super cool amateur radio license, everyone else told me to never sign up for ARRL because they will never stop sending you things

Meat Beat Agent
Aug 5, 2007

felonious assault with a sproinging boner
retro vgs / "coleco chameleon" update

https://twitter.com/frankcifaldi/status/704506008513581056

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003


man that brand must have been cheap

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
every single one of those pictures is horrible, but i guess that's the "retro" fandom for you

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer
Edit: oh wait it started me further down the Twitter chain nm

moron izzard fucked around with this message at 10:57 on Mar 1, 2016

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006


lomarf

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/urban-bee-genetic-diversity-project#/

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



BEADS?!

Underwear
May 13, 2006

BEES?

minivanmegafun
Jul 27, 2004

the lady who maintains the apiary behind the hackerspace had all her bees die this year :(

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
move over pandora, its the Laptop Fitting in Your Pocket



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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



it looks weirdly thick

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